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I started late, and have less than 20 minutes left... I can do this! I'm strong, damnit!

There's an awful lot of random blood in this movie, guys. 😬

Movie managed to kill Robert Englund, and then put tween actress playing a highschooler in a slutty miniskirt after slutshaming her in the intro.

Not cool, movie! Not cool!

...or is this more an #Exorcist3 situation?

Sarah having a really crappy night. 😖

She was a terrible mom, but she didn't deserve getting her face burned off. That was just gratuitous. 😖

I can already tell that this coulda been a #TalesFromTheCrypt half-hour episode, but somebody had to get creative! 😖

Are we in #DontKillIt situation?

They lost the cat? Everybody knows you need to keep your eye on the Shadow!

Claire, the Clairvoyant, with the assistance of her trusty cat Shadow, will suss this haunting bulls**t out!

Frank Stewart is the Jeraldo Rivera of the Secrets of the Haunted House special.

Good luck, Frank! 👍

Was that a duck on the roof?

Whoever's got the remote has my vote to keep fast forwarding to the cute news anchor, Deborah Merritt, with the floppy witch's hat.

I need to go get me some Premium Apple Juice. 👍

Jonathan's Diary, so much more dignified than Jonathan's blog entries or tweets... we have lost something, my friends!

Lucy really went full Devil's Concubine in this movie! 👀

Half an hour in, and in Lucy's FIRST scene, she is already sporting a ghastly hickey!

So Dracula bit Harker, turned him into a vampire, and them left him resting an open stone tub with a wooden stake and hammer conveniently nearby.

That's just mean!

Harker looks at his neck the next morning and realizes random cleavage lady gave him a nasty hickey!

#FullMoonFrights