#Gammons

2025-11-25

People who shouted at hotels now shouting at plastic trees

This year’s variation on ‘they are cancelling Christmas’ is all about the fake trees sold in Tesco stores.

daily-twerk.com/general/people

#christmas #gammons #satire

Boxes of plastic trees in Tesco store labelled Evergreen.
2025-11-25

People who shouted at hotels now shouting at plastic trees

This year's variation on 'they are cancelling Christmas' is all about the fake trees sold in Tesco stores.

#Christmas #Gammons #satire

daily-twerk.com/general/people

Boxes of plastic trees in Tesco store labelled Evergreen.
Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UKvfrmedia@social.tchncs.de
2025-11-03

I wonder if another reason #Felixstowe is getting more visitors is its a far more pleasant place if you are brown or black, not so full of #gammons / #Reform supporters everywhere (in comparison to somewhere like Clacton) and has a more #multicultural crowd of people?

#Suffolk #Tourism

archive.ph/nulG3

2025-10-14

Gammon undecided about weekend plans

Weekends have often been a bit dull. Now with many options such as shouting at hotels or putting up flags it is hard to decide what to do.

#FlagShaggers #Gammons #satire

daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/gamm

St George flags on lampposts along the side of a road
2025-10-14

Gammon undecided about weekend plans

Weekends have often been a bit dull. Now with many options such as shouting at hotels or putting up flags it is hard to decide what to do.

daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/gamm

#FlagShaggers #Gammons #satire

St George flags on lampposts along the side of a road
2025-10-12

Angry white middle-aged man angry at being called an angry white middle-aged man

Blokes who lIke to express their love for England by beating up police officers, setting fire to libraries and intimidating asylum seekers angry at being called angry.

daily-twerk.com/general/angry-

#Gammons #GaryNeville #lifestyle #satire

2025-10-12

Angry white middle-aged man angry at being called an angry white middle-aged man

Blokes who lIke to express their love for England by beating up police officers, setting fire to libraries and intimidating asylum seekers angry at being called angry.

#Gammons #GaryNeville #lifestyle #satire

daily-twerk.com/general/angry-

A white middle-aged man with grey hair at the sides of his head.
Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UKvfrmedia@social.tchncs.de
2025-09-19

Oink! 3 #gammons will be spending Christmas and a few months after that in #jail after travelling from semi-rural areas of #Essex to East #London, stalking #multicultural community buildings and where #BritishMuslims gathered for #education and #prayer and leaving pig heads and racist #graffiti

There would have been a significant amount of pre-planning, the buildings targeted are *not* obvious #mosques and the men drove some distance from villages on the other side of #Brentwood (I'd always suspected many of these places to be #WhiteFlight areas from multicultural London)

essexlive.news/news/essex-news

Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UKvfrmedia@social.tchncs.de
2025-07-25

Just fitted a replacement side #mirror (left hand /passenger side) to a (European) #FordFusion belonging to a work colleague (she had been stopped by the #Police yesterday for having a busted mirror and given a warning to get it fixed)

The mechanic at #repair garage next door sourced it earlier in the afternoon and was going to fit it but she had had to leave the office due to an emergency at home, so he had asked if I could fit it - its an easy job, even more so than VW versions.

It does seem Police are starting to check up on drivers who are from other parts of the Commonwealth, probably due to #gammons moaning about "foreigners not obeying #traffic #laws

(it is however good practice to have all side mirrors present to keep cyclists and pedestrians safe!)

#CarMaintenance

replacement side mirror in a box, in front of a small toolbox containing trim toolswhat this mirror actually looks like as I didn't have my own picture of it
2025-07-22

Andddddd - Right on cue this twat pops up to stoke the hatred fires in time for Sunday’s Epping Gammon march 

#brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK #gammons

2025-07-17

16 and 17 year olds voting is gonna have the #gammons frothing. #ukpolitics

In Search of a Better WorldCrypticMirror@mstdn.social
2025-07-13

Want to upset an #Orangeman?

It isn't hard, to be fair, but you can wind them up fairly easily. If you see one wandering around with his sash and wee stupid bowler hat, just say to them "nice to see a pro-immigration and pro-european integration protest in Britain for once". It works because they are, to a man, the most rabid #gammons possible, but also supprt a Dutchman who came over here and merged the UK into his holdings.

It breaks their little orange brain.

#UKPol #OrangeWalk #Politics

2025-07-01

Gammon Stream Media and their Glastonbury love affair

From beginning to end Glastonbury has been a treat for irrelevant gammons who have never been there and are never likely to.

daily-twerk.com/entertainment/

#Gammons #Glastonbury #GSM #news #satire

pyramid stage Glastonbury during the day with a large crowd gathered in front
2025-07-01

Gammon Stream Media and their Glastonbury love affair

From beginning to end Glastonbury has been a treat for irrelevant gammons who have never been there and are never likely to.

#Gammons #Glastonbury #GSM #news #satire

daily-twerk.com/entertainment/

Stage at Glastonbury festival with a large crowd of people watching a performance
2025-06-30

Thick as shit racist twat little tomeh robinson, makes up a bullshit letter to himself and forgets to change to his fake account to send it to himself …..

#brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #Gammons #farage #reform #ReformUK #nigelfarage

2025-06-29

I’m no expert, but I think you’re classed as a second home owner … because you own two fucking homes Kate …

#brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #Gammons #farage #reformuk #reform #TaxTheRich

2025-06-27

But we got our sovereignty back. So it’s worth losing out on British companies losing out …

#brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #Gammons #farage #reformuk #reform

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