Unterschied zwischen „Role Based Access Control“ und „Roleplay Game Based Access Control“ #RPG #GeekHumor #kopftutdinge

Today we had an incoming wave of new members for our tiny geekful #DeltaChat group. Now we are 49 which is a cursed number. I welcomed the new members and told them that it is a custom to give ice creams to the only #Farooq of the group and the entire DeltaChat.

Not sure but I think finally even Air Conditioners use DeltaChat. Or I wonder what does the name "AC" mean. I also suggested new members that they try #Luanti #therapy, even if they are not depressed. I wonder why some people don't believe in therapy.

#geek #nerd #decentralized #humor #geekhumor #nerdhumor #chatroom #chatrooms

Edit: hmmmm it seems new members are inviting other new members? I think we need a geek test, if they pass, they can join the group. If not, they can join other DC groups for normal people.

I’m Thinking… Please Wait.
Brain.exe is buffering.
Mentally loading: 🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/im-thinking-shirt/
#ThoughtsLoading #MentalProgressBar #GeekHumor

Binary Code: Because Normal Language is Too Mainstream.
Speak in 0s and 1s, confuse humans, impress machines.
Binary brain mode: 🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/binary-code-t-shirt/
#BinaryLife #CodeSpeak #GeekHumor

#Easter #geek #geekHumor #programmerHumor

There Are 10 Types of People.
Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/there-are-10-types-of-people-t-shirt/
#BinaryJokes #GeekHumor #ITLife

If you laughed at this, you’re officially a math nerd. What’s your favorite math pun?
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/math-puns-are-the-first-sine-of-madness/
#MathJokes #GeekHumor #SineOfMadness

Some people say love makes the world go 'round.
Mathematicians know it’s actually functions and equations.

🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/all-you-need-is-love/
#MathIsLove #GraphItOut #STEMLife #GeekHumor

What's a computer's favorite drink?
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Java.

#GeekHumor #TechFun #NerdHumor

Why did the programmer stay in bed?
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He was working on his REST API.

#GeekHumor #DevHumor #DeveloperJokes

There are two kinds of days for a developer: Days where everything works and
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just kidding, those don’t exist

#GeekHumor #TechFun #DeveloperJokes

The real nightmare: When your code runs perfectly
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but you have no idea why

#TechComedy #GeekHumor #TechLaughts

Sure... Kids... I get it.

But what about Chief Information Officers?

#SafetyFirst #Humor #GeekHumor

I love deadlines
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Especially the sound they make as they go whooshing by while I debug.

#GeekHumor #DeveloperJokes #DeveloperHumor

If Amazon Prime had been created by a physicist, I'm pretty sure if would've been called dAmazon/dt.
#GeekHumor

"your package could not be delivered"

apt install $package

Hmm, downloaded and installed just fine :)

#GeekHumor

Die Ö-Schoin https://github.com/martinhaunschmid/oeshell

... die #Shell aus #Österreich. Selten so gelacht. Hier die ganze Pracht: https://github.com/martinhaunschmid/oeshell/blob/main/.%C3%B6shrc

Mein aktueller Favorit:

alias wowoameileistung="htop"

#fun #geekhumor #CLI

What’s a developer’s favorite tea?
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An entity. (I'll see myself out)

#ProgrammingHumor #NerdHumor #GeekHumor

What’s a coder’s favorite type of music?
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Loops!

#GeekHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy