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It's a long way until Thanksgiving, when turkeys show off all they got.

Parading everything they've ever gobbled, one feeds the entire lot.

To all the boys and girls out there, roaming this majestic plot, time to sight 'em in.

The family feasts, or starves to death, you only get one shot!

Gobble! Gobble!

https://dnr.wisconsin.gov/topic/hunt/turkey

#TurkeyHunting #DNR #Wisconsin #USA #Thanksgiving #WildToms #GobbleGobble #Gobble #TurkeySeason #FolkifiedPoprageousness #MajorTom

Wild turkeys in an open field, a Tom stands in the center, its tail feathers fanned, on full display. Photo credit: U.S. Forest Service.

Asshole using extortion, manipulation, and corruption as blackmail, calling it tarrifs and donations.

#NomNom
#TheyCameToEat
#GobbleGobble
#EatItBitch

You give asshole too much power and attention for the extra extra read all about it nonsense.

Entertained by the tired old orange clown are you?

I will be, when the 'no tax on tips' comes to be another big fucking lie to the his idiot supporters.
Bitch, I told you so now!
#IToldYouSo
#StupidRepublicans
#EatingLieAfterLie

"As God is my witness ... I thought turkeys could fly."

#Thanksgiving #HappyThanksgiving #WKRP #turkeydrop #gobblegobble #Thanksgiving2024

Grateful for all of you, today and everyday. Happy Thanksgiving, Friends! ❤️

#thanksgiving #gratitude #muppets #puppet #gobblegobble

You Are Full When Food Is Gone #thanksgiving #thanksgivingmemes #thanksgivingmeme #happythanksgiving #thanksgiving2024 #gobblegobble

Not sure about these three new neighbors. They're awfully sus. #UrbanWildlife #GobbleGobble

Three wild turkeys standing at the edge of a driveway on a residential city street.

311 complaint of the day: Turkey on the grass, alas
https://www.universalhub.com/2024/311-complaint-day-turkey-grass-alas

#Boston #turkeys #BostonCommon #PublicGarden #GobbleGobble

A turkey doing turkey things on the grass at Boston Common

Calling all Hokie soccer players in the DMV!

The DC Hokies Soccer Team is looking for new players for the Fall season, women especially! Please take our Fall survey to let us know if you’re interested in playing!

https://forms.gle/NJ1DV5RkLz3dYeUEA

Games are played on (probably) Tuesday nights in Arlington, VA. Please boost!

#VT #Hokies #VTAA #Hokie #HokieNation #GobbleGobble #FightingGobblers #VirginiaTech #soccer #ArlingtonVA #ArlingtonCoedKicks #CoedSoccer #Alumni

Turkey is done! #gobblegobble

If the subject of inflation comes up at dinner, ask everyone what the metric equivalent of an ounce is. Boom, you’ll know which relatives blaze for later. Then tell the monetary expert to STFU and chew with their mouth closed. Enjoy rest of meal.

Stay tuned for more Stoney tips. #stoneytakes #happythanksgiving #gobblegobble

I'm going to set my alarm clock early so I don't miss the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade tomorrow... and you should too!

#AmericanFriendos #Spanksgiving #FowlFriends #GobbleGobble 🦃

Pray for me y’all… I’m going into the belly of the beast.

The local grocery store… the day before Thanksgiving.

#GobbleGobble

The parking lot of my nearby grocery store.

Very excited for my deep fried turkey tomorrow. It’s extremely easy and simple, and not dangerous when the basic safety precautions are taken. It also cooks in just 1 hour and is insanely delicious. #gobblegobble

Overheard a client talking to one of our employees about Thanksgiving.

"So you ready? Wait... do you turkey at your house or something mas ("more" in Spanish)... you know, de la gente. ("of the/our people")

"Oh yeah, we have turkey at our house."

Other employee, "We do to...

Then all in unison...

"pero con salsa."
🤣 🤣 🤣
#PuroMexicano

Yep. I guess that's how La Raza gets their turkey on for turkey day. Maybe I'll call an audible and do turkey tamales. #GobbleGobble.