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Slightly snarky #wwdc25 #applekeynote comments:

22:31 What did she dab on that purple thing? superglue? is that edible?

41:45 Shouldn't he be in front of a glass staircase?

48:47 I want pockets like that runner

44:03 How did they film that so her head doesn't move?

44:22 Notes on the watch is great! - now do tvOS

47:10 That watch wrist flick thing looks GREAT!

48:21 Slopes & Dark Noise apps have arrived! others too

53:33 That #HairForceOne skit to show your non-interested family😏

BUAHAHA! #HairForceOne

Ok, here’s my big conspiracy theory: is the hero image for #macOS26 actually based on Craig Federighi’s hair? Coincidence, or sycophantic tribute by a designer to gain favor within the ranks? #HairForceOne (Or am I just jealous?)

The hero image for MacOS26, Tahoe, featuring a broad sweeping wave across the image

Ok, hab mich getäuscht: in den ersten Minuten gab es schon alles, was ich von der #WWDC25 brauche. #HairForceOne #AppleEvent :apple:

#HairForceOne #Wwdc25

Bakschisch aus Katar.
#hairforceone

Karikatur: Ein Flugzeug mit Trump-Frisur.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYBbH3Rn1PM

#CreativeCommons #CCBY3 #JonathanMann #SongADayMann #HairForceOne #SongADayMann4905

(I can barely hear the f’n iPad … how does it hear me? … perhaps it's impressive)

I might as well yell at Alexa, but it keeps trying to order paper towels. #HairForceOne #Federighi

Wasn't it maybe 10 years ago now that #HairForceOne #Federighi promised us that iOS devices would use "time of flight" calculations to de-conflict Siri questions between devices?

I have a 1 week-old iPhone 16 Pro right next to me on this Macintosh desk (which does not have an automatic microphone) and a not old iPad Air like 10 yards away around the corner in another room. And they are rolling dice about who answers every time I say "Hey Siri”. 😤🚮