On Hold

I am trying to renew my passport before I have to fly to Florida this summer. I’ve been on hold with their help line for 10 minutes. I have a meeting 70 minutes from now. Do you think I will still be on hold when the meeting starts?

Something tells me I will be. Government efficiency and all that crap, right?

I was just about to publish this when my call was forwarded to a voicemail and hung up. Oh good. I guess I can start that on-hold clock again.

Yippee.

#doge #efficiency #government #hangUp #onHold #papersPlease #passport #voiceMail

Good week of shows coming up!! #CallTheLine #SundayShow #Skeptalk #ChewedGum #HangUp #MattDillahunty #JimmySnow

Hekkan...har fått #hangup: https://youtu.be/ynQ6bEnewu0?si=Llyc60opI1FbN6CX #rowyourboat

I need the phone number of whoever built those cabinets! 😁
#anythingfortheviews

#funny #video #durable #wellmade #hangup

Explaining things to your kids can really put things in perspective.

Me (to toddler): Dad’s gone now, he hung up the phone.

*considers what this actually means*

[thinking] hung up the phone… HUNG UP the phone… How heckin’ old am I 😂 Phones haven’t sat in a hook since we’ll before these kiddos were even born!

#old #phone #hangup #toddler #parenting

Oh I also have no intention of referring to myself as a #twitter “#refugee” but willing to accept that may be just a #personal #hangup owing to being related to too many #refugees #irl

#letsroll

⚂ ⚀ ⚀ ⚂ ⚂→#flap
⚁ ⚂ ⚂ ⚁ ⚂→#dingo
⚀ ⚅ ⚂ ⚁ ⚄→#collapse
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup
⚀ ⚁ ⚄ ⚄ ⚃→#avenge
⚂ ⚁ ⚁ ⚄ ⚀→#girdle

flap-dingo-collapse-hangup-avenge-girdle

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#letsroll

⚄ ⚀ ⚁ ⚃ ⚀→#release
⚀ ⚂ ⚅ ⚂ ⚃→#bootlace
⚂ ⚂ ⚅ ⚄ ⚃→#heftiness
⚄ ⚄ ⚃ ⚂ ⚅→#spinach
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup
⚃ ⚅ ⚂ ⚁ ⚃→#radiated

release-bootlace-heftiness-spinach-hangup-radiated

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#letsroll

⚀ ⚄ ⚃ ⚅ ⚅→#chewing
⚁ ⚀ ⚀ ⚁ ⚁→#cornbread
⚄ ⚅ ⚂ ⚅ ⚂→#stinky
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup
⚀ ⚄ ⚄ ⚂ ⚁→#chirpy
⚁ ⚀ ⚄ ⚀ ⚃→#crummiest

chewing-cornbread-stinky-hangup-chirpy-crummiest

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#letsroll

⚄ ⚄ ⚅ ⚃ ⚁→#squall
⚄ ⚃ ⚃ ⚃ ⚀→#situation
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup
⚅ ⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚁→#uncapped
⚁ ⚅ ⚀ ⚃ ⚅→#excretion
⚀ ⚅ ⚅ ⚅ ⚀→#convent

squall-situation-hangup-uncapped-excretion-convent

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#letsroll

⚀ ⚄ ⚀ ⚅ ⚀→#catacomb
⚅ ⚂ ⚄ ⚅ ⚅→#uneaten
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup
⚃ ⚂ ⚁ ⚄ ⚀→#overplay
⚂ ⚄ ⚅ ⚁ ⚃→#launch
⚄ ⚅ ⚄ ⚃ ⚂→#strife

catacomb-uneaten-hangup-overplay-launch-strife

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#letsroll

⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup
⚄ ⚂ ⚂ ⚂ ⚂→#scrabble
⚄ ⚅ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#stomp
⚀ ⚀ ⚅ ⚄ ⚄→#anime
⚄ ⚀ ⚂ ⚅ ⚃→#rental
⚅ ⚁ ⚅ ⚁ ⚄→#trivial

hangup-scrabble-stomp-anime-rental-trivial

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#letsroll

⚃ ⚂ ⚂ ⚂ ⚀→#overthrow
⚂ ⚄ ⚀ ⚂ ⚃→#jersey
⚁ ⚂ ⚂ ⚂ ⚅→#dipping
⚁ ⚂ ⚀ ⚃ ⚃→#detonate
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup
⚁ ⚅ ⚅ ⚃ ⚁→#finalize

overthrow-jersey-dipping-detonate-hangup-finalize

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#letsroll

⚃ ⚁ ⚀ ⚅ ⚁→#neuter
⚁ ⚀ ⚀ ⚄ ⚃→#corrosive
⚃ ⚅ ⚃ ⚂ ⚂→#raven
⚂ ⚃ ⚄ ⚀ ⚁→#implode
⚄ ⚃ ⚄ ⚄ ⚂→#skittle
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup

neuter-corrosive-raven-implode-skittle-hangup

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#letsroll

⚃ ⚁ ⚃ ⚄ ⚄→#only
⚀ ⚃ ⚄ ⚀ ⚄→#calorie
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup
⚁ ⚁ ⚂ ⚃ ⚁→#decimal
⚃ ⚂ ⚂ ⚀ ⚁→#oversized
⚀ ⚂ ⚀ ⚀ ⚄→#backstab

only-calorie-hangup-decimal-oversized-backstab

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#letsroll

⚄ ⚄ ⚃ ⚂ ⚀→#spider
⚁ ⚅ ⚄ ⚅ ⚂→#fiction
⚃ ⚁ ⚁ ⚁ ⚀→#nineteen
⚃ ⚀ ⚅ ⚂ ⚀→#myth
⚀ ⚂ ⚃ ⚄ ⚅→#blog
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup

spider-fiction-nineteen-myth-blog-hangup

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#letsroll

⚀ ⚀ ⚀ ⚀ ⚃→#abide
⚀ ⚁ ⚄ ⚂ ⚀→#audition
⚀ ⚃ ⚄ ⚁ ⚃→#camisole
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup
⚄ ⚀ ⚃ ⚀ ⚂→#reopen
⚂ ⚂ ⚁ ⚀ ⚀→#gumball

abide-audition-camisole-hangup-reopen-gumball

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#letsroll

⚃ ⚁ ⚀ ⚀ ⚃→#nearest
⚂ ⚁ ⚄ ⚃ ⚅→#granola
⚁ ⚁ ⚄ ⚃ ⚃→#delta
⚀ ⚄ ⚃ ⚁ ⚃→#chasing
⚄ ⚄ ⚅ ⚄ ⚀→#squatting
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup

nearest-granola-delta-chasing-squatting-hangup

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#letsroll

⚁ ⚀ ⚂ ⚀ ⚂→#crate
⚅ ⚁ ⚂ ⚄ ⚄→#tinwork
⚂ ⚃ ⚁ ⚀ ⚁→#hummus
⚂ ⚃ ⚅ ⚂ ⚀→#issue
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup
⚄ ⚄ ⚃ ⚄ ⚃→#spiritism

hangup-issue-tinwork-hummus-spiritism-crate

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