#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#Websites...! They're #Amazeballs... With #ZeroFakebook

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

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#HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#JustInCase #vmst do #FuckOff #BackToTwitter and #Abandon "they/them's" #DeadInstance...

We've #TakenPrecautions...

Are we all #SimplyBursting with #FridayFrootiness...?!

#Commemorating 40+ #Years of #OneHitWonders...

#TodaysEarworm comes to us #Courtesy of: #RenéeAndRenato

You can #ThankMe #AnytimeYouLike... #YoureWelcome

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#RenéeAndRenato: Save Your Love 1983

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

Are we all #GettingExcited for #TheWeekend...?

For #FunTimeFriday; #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are going to #TimeTravel #BackInTime and #Undertake a #SpeedAndPerformanceTest of the #Latest #NewToyJoy with a #Predecessor...

#ForParity; #BothSystems will be #Running: #WindowsForWerewolves to #MakeIT... #Fair...

Not wanting to #Hype this #UltimateDeathMatch #TooMuch; let's just #Review some #TechnicalSpecifications... #YouKnow... #ForFun...!

Get your #YouTubeVideos of #KittensReady...

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#BTW: #ICYMI...

#EveryDayIsHalloween...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

#IT'll be #HappyBaconSammidgeDay #Soon... #Soonish™️

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconSammidgeDayNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#ImagineMySurprise...

#NotOnly is #IT #ReallyExpensive; there's #All the #HumanRightsRecord...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingCorporateInterestsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

"And, #BigTech will only #SupportYou for #AsLong as #IT's in their #CorporateInterests to #DoSo... "

#IT's also #Worth #BearingInMind that #NotAllCharities are that #Charitable...

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay... | #MakeTimeForBacon

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#HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

And, #Welcome to #CaptainRedBeanBear's #MakingCoffeeMasterclass...

#ToMakeCoffee; you #NeedCoffee, and #Spoons...

#LetsRecap...

#ToMakeCoffee; you need:

• #Coffee;
• #MoreCoffee;
• #Spoons; and, maybe
• #MoreBullets...

#DefinitelyNeedSpoons and #Coffee...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

I just #WokeUp from #TheBestDream...!

We were all #AtAParty...

#MyLittleBigBuddy was there...
#Coffeezilla was there...

#OtherPeople were there...

I can #Feel a #Thread #ComingOn...

I'll get another #FreshPotOfCoffee and the #Go...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...

#IT's #FestivelySeasonal... #DontForget... #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconSammidgeDayNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Weather...

#IT's #VeryRainy in #TheOutside; #LikeAutumn... But, #IT's #DefinitelyAutumn...

We're #FineForDiesel...

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#DontForget... #BringYourBestWelliesToWorkDay; we should #Definitely have #OneOfThose... #MyLittleBigBuddy says so...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconSammidgeDayNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Weather...

#IT's #VeryRainy in #TheOutside; #LikeAutumn... But, #IT's #NotAutumn...

We're #FineForDiesel...

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#DontForget... #GreenRugbySocksMatter

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #ToryArmageddon #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...

We're gonna need some #ExtraBacon and a #FriedEgg... 67.5% #Turnout...?!

There are #NoExcuses... #IT's a #VeryGrizzlyMorning in #TheOutside...

#IF you didn't #Vote; you don't get no #BaconSammidge... #RedBeanBearSaysSo...

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2024/jul/04/uk-general-election-results-2024-live-in-full

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#ThisYear, for #AnotherPrideMonth, we're going to be #Celebrating all the #LGBTQUIAX+RS@ #Characters and #Players that the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG have "permeantly banned" from their #PEGI12 game...

Get your #BaconSammidges ready; #IT's going to be a #LongMonth...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconSammidgeDayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FrequentlyFewer... #OftenLess...

#IT's a #HappyBaconSammidgeDay, y'all... With #ThatFridayFeeling

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#SevenBeatsMusic: Easy Velvet • Mr. Moods • Twin Muses • Darkside - Special Coffeeshop Selection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJf0Xrgysfg

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWetAndGrizzlyNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#IT's a #WetAndGrizzly #HappyBaconSammidgeDay; but, #TheWeekend looks like we're having a #Heatwave....?!

We might have to have a #Salad...

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#GoodMorningTooters and #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

Are we all #SimplyBursting with #FridayFrootiness...?!

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#Now... #DontPanic or #Anything; but...

#TheNext #HappyBaconSammidgeDay happens to be my #FirstAnniversary in #TheFediverse; #So...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Thinking of #DoingSomething a #BitSpecial...

#DontPanic; I doubt you'll even #Notice...

There's a #LotGoingOn...

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109755315503234966

#GoodMorningHorn and #YoHoHo; #IT's a "festive" #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#DontForget... #ChristmasIsBullcrap | #ChristmasIsSuchBullcrap

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By way of an alternative #SwervingSuggestion...

#TheSilenceOfTheHams... With #QuoteToots...

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109851357477405124

#IT's also #Worth #BearingInMind that #NotAllCharities are that #Charitable...

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay... | #MakeTimeForBacon

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