#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #TrueTrueTuesday...!

I hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings to do...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

I had such #HighHopes for #Spoutible; but...

#ILikeITHere... The #MastodonSpyBalloon works just the way I want #IT to; #NoMore, #NoLess...

🎶 #ThisAintTexas...

🎶 #StillNotTexas... ™️

#AlsoNotKansas... #HappyPrideMonthPeople

Also, #DicordIsForImbeciles...

#LookAtTheEvidence... #PewPewPew...!

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#HappyHappy #TrueTrueTuesday...!

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles... And, #NoOneCares

#TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus

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#HappyHappy #DraculaDay...! And, #IT's #Still... #OnlyMonday...

#PaceYourselves...

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(@PSiReN@vmst.io)

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyDoubleTimeAndAHalfAndADayInLieuDay...!

Are we all feeling #LongWeekendReady...?!

I'm #SensingDoughnuts in #TheFuture...

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🦹🍩🦄🍩🦹☕

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!

I hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings to do...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#IT's also a #HappyHappy #EuropeanDayOfParks... #BingAISaysSo...

#Meanwhile...

#ComingUp on #ThisArmageddonBritain...

1: Are #YellowRugbySocks a suitable accompaniment for #Muesli;
2: How #Magick are #PizzaToppings; and,
3: What do #Boys smell like...?

By #ThePowerOfPizzaToppings...!

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#HappyHappy #TrueTrueTuesday...!

#TheGhostOfMisterDen's #JoySparking "Business" isn't #GoingSoWell...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles... And, #NoOneCares

#TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyPostEurovisionPizzaForBrunchDay....!

I hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings to do...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

The #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #StandingBy... #IT's #FullOfDiesel... And, #TheMagickBlueJuice... #NoOilChangeRequired

#ChooseYourAdventure...!

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕️🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹☕

#WhateverHappenedTo: #vmst.io... Let's #CompareAndContrast...

#OhYeah...

• #ShadowBan(s);
• #ReplyGuys;
• #Fakebook / #RedditPosts #CopyPasta;
• #TheLoss of over 50% of #ITs #ActiveMembers;
• #SubstandardDaryls; and,
• #EMailScammers...

#JustLikeBlahBlahBlah...

#TheFediverse "deserves" #BetterDaryls...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers

#TrueStory... #StillTrue™️

#HappyHappy #IDAHOT...! #TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

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#Meanwhile...

Are the #Cuntards at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual #StillSuffering with #TheSame #CuntRetentionProblem... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#IT #LooksThatWay...

The #JoySparking "Business" isn't #GoingSoWell...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus

#HappyHappy #HappyDayOfFamilies... #TheGhostOfMisterDen will be taking "his" #ImaginarySon to the #Psychiatrist... Just a #CheapOne; because, #Reasons...

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#HappyHappy #HappyEurovisionSemiFinalDay...!

There'll be #AnotherOne... #Later...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #Still #JollySunny in #TheOutside...

#HappyHappy #HappyEurovisionSemiFinalDay...!

There'll be #AnotherOne... #Later...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyEurovisionSemiFinalDay...!

#DontPanic; there'll be #AnotherOne...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

🧙:Polymaths:​​🤖:wolfparty:🤖:Polymaths:​​🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹🌋🦄🌋🦹:fediverse:

#Meanwhile...

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

#HappyHappy #HappyBaconBagelDay...!

🧙:Polymaths:​​🤖:wolfparty:​🤖:Polymaths:​​🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​🦄​:PirateBadge:​🦹:fediverse:

#Meanwhile...

#FromTheVoid...

#HappyHappy #EuropeDay...!

In #MostlyEurope... #StayingEuropean

#LetsPlay: #SquirrelsOnline...!

🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | ☕️🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹☕

#TheOmenGamingHub; #Man... #OhMan...

#HP has done a #NiceJob... #MostlySunny

#HappyHappy #EtaAquaridsMeteorShower2025...!

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:☕️🦹🦄🦹☕ :fediverse:

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconBagelDay...! #MakeTimeForBacon

"You're #NotMyRealDad...!"

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🥯🥓🥚🦄🥚🥓🥯

#BTW: #IF (and #IT's another #VeryBIG #IF) you #DontLike that #Earworm...

Have #AnotherEarworm...

#HappyHappy #EarwormDay...!

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐

#BabylonZoo: Spaceman

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyEarWormDayNotNews with a #GoodEarworm...

#HappyHappy #EarwormDay...!

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#Cornershop: Brimful Of Asha, Norman Cook Mix (Tjinder Singh)

#Meanwhile...

Have the #SelEntitled #CuntardAlumni at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual #FuckedOff #BackToTwitter, yet...

#Meh | #WhoCares... #NoOneCares, #D00d...

#FreeloadersSuck and #HashtagAllTheThings...!

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles... With #TheSame #CuntRetentionProblem

The #Malvertising is #Quite an #Issue...

#Because... #Reasons...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...!

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https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/09387980

#Meanwhile...

24-#YearsAgo...

#ThisHappened... From #TheFuture...

#IT was #RemixedToDeath; but... #Still...

#HappyHappy #InternationalJazzDay...!

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#FutureSoundOfLondon: Papua New Guinea 2001 - (Satoshi Tomiie Main Path Mix)