This machine kills generative AI
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For a sexy hookup with that special book nerd, the History aisle on the top floor has a secluded spot by the heating vents, where it's cozy and warm, and the heating noise adds to the privacy.
You can never find books about Paranoia in the Library. They're always somewhere behind you.
The Library at Alexandria offers overdue scroll forgiveness and plenty of trireme parking for those wishing to return unburned scrolls.
The library ghost scene in Ghostbusters is so far fetched. Every librarian knows better than to bother the resident ghost when it’s browsing the stacks.
According to my partner (a library insider in his younger days), librarians rack up the most late fees.
$20 = a simple lunch
$50 = a warm winter pajama
$100 = one month of kindergarten fees for Osama
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One night a week, librarians rewrite a single page in a random book to see if anyone notices. #SecretsOfTheLibrary #HashtagGames
Deep in the library is hidden a book about the Arc of the Covenant, filed away by top men.
If you use the library’s LCARS system, you can check out books from the future.
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Every night, the magazines commiserate about how PDF's are taking their jobs
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Even the overnight janitorial staff talk in whispers even though the library is closed
@SouthFresh Sure, and libraries have *tons* of books about sarcasm 🙄
After searching inside the entire library, I finally found The Secret Garden out back.
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Every TARDIS has a library because every library is a TARDIS.
Kristi Noem checked out Old Yeller, and, because the ending fills her with so much joy, she never returned it.
Does anyone know where they hide the actual Prehistory books? Everything in the Prehistory section was written quite recently.
Nobody inside the library will judge you for how you're using it.
Nobody of importance outside the library will judge you for how you're using it.
"The Catcher In The Rye" hasn't been checked out since 1978.
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