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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-21

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A bright morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in. Blä.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Naughtiness and instigation. Wish you were here.

A child's cat has died. The child puts the cat in a box, addresses it To: Heaven, and hands it to the postman, who says, Don't worry, kid. The mail always goes through. The next day, at Heaven adult book store, hilarity ensues.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-20

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A sunny morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Everything hurts.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Encourage people to hang nazis. Slow hoist.

Baby Yoda flips the bird. The tolerant left? No, they're down the hall. We're the "fuck off and die you racist motherfuckers" left.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-19

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea water is heating.

An already too warm morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Same as it ever was.

Someone holds a sign at the No Kings Day protests: Two paths diverged in the woods, and America took the psychpath. Not my photo.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-18

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A grey morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Remember when Puppyfucker implied, on TV, that he wants to fuck his daughter?

Reciept: "If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” Donald Trump, during an appearance with Ivanka Trump, on "The View." The picture shows Puppyfucker and his daughters on a private jet, presumably on their way to the island.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-17

Good night, #HephalumpWorld.

Should you see me, in my dreams...

*waggles eyebrows*

Frankenstein's monster carries off a mermaid. Both seem quite pleased with the situation.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-17

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. It's late. Meds have long worn off. Ow.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Fuck all.

Felony convictions: Abrego Garcia - 0 Al Capone - 3 Charles Manson - 7 John Gotti - 13 Jeffrey Dahmer - 15 Puppyfucker - 34
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-16

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A sunny morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Where are the Luigis we need in these trying times?

A blond fem-presenting person holds up a sign at the No Kings Day protests: Vote for a rapist, expect to get fucked.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-15

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea water is heating.

A wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Everything hurts.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Puppyfucker is directly responsible for yesterday's assassinations.

Upside-down American flag dripping blood. Donald J Puppyfucker is directly responsible for yesterday's political assassinations.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-14

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A bright morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Good fortune to everyone protesting today.

#FuckThePolice

A soldier prepares to throw a "grenade." Shit is a weapon. Monkeys use it. Aim for the eyes.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-13

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A warm morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

A person looks out the window at an overcast cityscape. What s stupid time to be alive.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-12

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A bright morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol, except Emma, who's being an asshole.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD.

My morning meds; breakfast of champignons.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-11

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is still just a thought.

A sunny morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I didn't piss the bed.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Fuck all. Maybe foment some unrest.

Pooh and Piglet walk through a snowy Hundred Acre Wood. Pooh explains, Revolution can never be forecast; it cannot be foretold; it comes of itself. Revolution is brewing and is bound to flare up. Piglet responds, About fuckin' time it did flare up, Pooh, I'm ready.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-10

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A grey morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick in.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Can we skip to the part where he shoots himself?

A crying, infantile Puppyfucker, with a fast food crown on his head, and kiddie cop badge on his chest, whines: Everyone who hurts my feelings gets investigated!
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-09

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A clear, cool morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds are consumed.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: The dildo crop is coming along nicely.

Mushrooms that look like penises (penii?) sprouts.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-08

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A damp, grey morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Owie.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Ask your doctor if meth is right for you.

50s advertisement for Methamphetamine.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-07

@cliffwade
😜 November 2022 is still the most common join date I see. It's not as prevalent as it once was, as many, many more people have come to #HephalumpWorld in the intervening years.

🚀boi took ownership of Twitter Oct 28, 2022.

🤣 You can see the correlation.

Remember, remember, the Gangs of November!

#GangsOfNovember

Anonymous, wearing a spattered apron, and flashing a V with fingers, says Can't overthrow government on an pty stomach!
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-07

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: I'm sure I'll be Shanghai'd into something.

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-06

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds are consumed, and I await kick-in.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Blah blah blah. You heard it before. No one does shit.

A person looks out the window at a gloomy landscape. What a stupid time to be alive.
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-05

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another grey morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, wets once more threaten. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: McDonald's has changed!

Sign in front of a McDonald's: order 3 ways online!
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
2025-06-04

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A grey morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, wets threaten. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Blä.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Lucy holds a football for Charlie Brown to kick: If you keep working hard and put the company's interests before your own, the company will share its prosperity with you.

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