#Humor

Diimaan Balakrishnandimwitteddevil
2025-05-18

Funny Quote of the Day: "The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward." - John Maynard Keynes

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N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-18

πŸŽ‰ Behold, yet another revelation: every programming language secretly harbors a "killer domain." πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ Who knew, right? The article bravely attempts to redefine the term "killer app" with all the success of a wet noodle. 🍝
huijzer.xyz/posts/67

Le chatle_chat
2025-05-18

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Le chatle_chat
2025-05-18

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2025-05-18

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2025-05-18

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πŸ˜ƒ #Humor πŸ˜„ If you believe in #MAGA and order a president from Temu ... these merchandise items are standard. πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘ β˜• 🍸 @docgaby.bsky.social @dagmars.bsky.social πŸ˜‰

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3hd67og56zzdsqhqf2yqs2v7/post/3lp7jgmw3ok2r

Tom Betoek 😎✝️tombetoek
2025-05-18

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tombetoek.wordpress.com/2025/0

Peter Kisner β‰ˆPTR_K@dice.camp
2025-05-18

So, it appears my wife got our cat an oversized, plush model of Radiodont teeth.

#Humor #Paleontolgy #Anomalocaris #Cambrian

Plush "collar of shame" in the form of six petal segments surrounding a hole in the middle.Diagrams of Radiodont mouth structures, in the form of rings of radiating segments with a gap in the middle.
Luciano Caldas :mastodon:Luciano_Caldas
2025-05-18

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2025-05-18

Not leaving till the food is on the table
#Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Humor #Caturday

Black cat sits on the chair backwards, its front paws are placed between two wide rings on the chairs back. Behind the cat is a table with some kitchen things,  but no food.

Funnies a guy never shares with his wife.

lemmy.world/post/29826651

2025-05-18
Luciano Caldas :mastodon:Luciano_Caldas
2025-05-18

Faz falta. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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