#HypotheticallySound

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-06-21

“Imagine a four-foot-tall Dullahan on a miniature horse. Like... Danny DeVito with a spine whip.”

We’re sorry. But also, you’re welcome.
This week’s Cryptid Hunter episode has headless horsemen, Irish legends, and miniature chaos.

🎧 Out now. hypotheticallysound.podbean.co

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-06-18

💀 The dude rides a horse.
🧠 Carries his own head.
☠️ Whips people with a literal spine.

Yeah… we HAD to talk about the Dullahan.

🎧 New Cryptid Hunter episode out now.open.spotify.com/episode/48fT4
It’s spooky. It’s weird. It’s so us.

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-06-14

🎲🍞 Help me grow Roll For Sourdough!

Making crazy sourdough loaves one dice roll at a time — but I need your help to level up! A follow, like, or share helps me unlock monetization so I can make bigger, better, and even wilder bakes.

🔗 TikTok: @roll.for.sourdough (tiktok.com/@roll.for.sourdough)
🔗 YouTube: BiggieRan (youtube.com/@BiggieRan)

Let’s keep the chaos rolling. 🙏🔥

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-06-11

🎙️ Making a podcast is basically:

✅ 10% recording
✅ 20% editing out us laughing at our own bad jokes
✅ 30% researching monsters that probably don’t exist
✅ 40% debating if Bigfoot could fight Mothman

But 100% weird, wild fun — and we wouldn’t trade it for anything.
Thanks for being weird with us, listeners. 👻💀🛸

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-06-02

🚪 They knock. They whisper. They wait for an invite.
👁️‍🗨️ This week, we stare into the unsettling mystery of the Black-Eyed Children—modern legend or otherworldly threat?

Join us as we explore the origin, the sightings, and the wild theories: vampires, aliens, fairies, or something even weirder?

🎧 New episode of Cryptid Hunter is live now!
Listen if you dare 👇
podbean.com/ep/pb-bhnx2-18c720a

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-06-01

🚪 They knock. They stare. They ask to come inside.
Would you let them?

Tomorrow, Cryptid Hunter dives into one of the most unsettling modern legends out there:
👁️‍🗨️ The Black-Eyed Children.

We’re talking strange visitors, glowing black eyes, creepy whispers, and that overwhelming feeling of dread no amount of sage can fix.

💀 Drop tomorrow. Brace yourselves. And maybe… don’t answer the door.

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-05-28

👀 We judged cryptids. Harshly.
Some got the ✨smash✨, others… immediate pass.

Mothman? Suspiciously attractive.
The Jersey Devil? Red flags.
Bigfoot? Big… feet.

🎧 Our Smash or Pass: Cryptid Edition episode is still unhinged and still live. podbean.com/ep/pb-r77x8-17a0afb
Come see how weird it gets.

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-05-25

🚗💨 Us: “Let’s take a peaceful drive through Wisconsin.”
👀 The Beast of Bray Road: “Bet.”

This cryptid’s got glowing eyes, claws, a taste for roadkill, and serious main character energy.
We broke it all down—bad puns included—in our latest Cryptid Hunter episode.

🎧 Hit play. Just… maybe stay off rural roads at night. podbean.com/ep/pb-zixbc-18b15f2

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-05-23

🐾 This week on Cryptid Hunter we ask the important questions:

✅ Is the Beast of Bray Road a werewolf?
✅ Is it just a bear with attitude?
✅ Did it seriously chase a car because it was bored?

We may not have answers… but we do have theories, bad jokes, and an unhealthy amount of werewolf-related speculation.

🎧 New episode is live. open.spotify.com/episode/2tKPW
Listen for the lore. Stay for the chaos.

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-05-21

Wisconsin has cheese, cold weather, and… a werewolf?

🎧 Listen now for folklore, freak-outs, and our very scientific conclusion:
Definitely not just a bear. open.spotify.com/episode/2tKPW

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-05-19

Saw something big in the woods. It had claws. It had fangs.
It might’ve been a bear.
But also… it might’ve waved.

🎧 New episode: podbean.com/ep/pb-zixbc-18b15f2
Listen if you love cryptids, chaos, and yelling “That’s a werewolf!” into the void.

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-05-19

🛣️ Rural road. Full moon. Something just moved in the cornfield.

This week on Cryptid Hunter, we’re heading back to Wisconsin to face the Beast of Bray Road—a 7-foot, muscle-bound werewolf with glowing eyes and a bad attitude.

Is it a cursed creature? A misunderstood wolf? Or just doing “big dog” things?

🎧 Listen now… and maybe don’t drive down Bray Road at night.
podbean.com/ep/pb-zixbc-18b15f2

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-05-18

😶‍🌫️ Did You Know?

Did you know the Fresno Nightcrawler has no arms, no face, and all legs… yet it's considered one of the most peaceful cryptids ever spotted?
It’s basically a haunted pair of pants.

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-05-16

👻 Sometimes we research ancient legends.
Sometimes we ask if a glowing-eyed swamp creature could win in a fistfight with a kangaroo.
Every week, we hit record and fall down a paranormal rabbit hole we may never crawl out of.
Welcome to Hypothetically Sound. It’s weird here. You’ll love it.

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-05-14

👻 BREAKING NEWS: Ghost Sightings on the Rise… in Your Kitchen?

According to absolutely no official source, 87% of ghosts say the fridge is their favorite haunting spot. Why?
Because cold cuts… obviously. 🥶👀

Tag someone who leaves the fridge open like a portal to the underworld.

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-05-14

🛸 Missed an episode? Just found us?
Our official site has every episode of Hypothetically Sound—from cryptid deep dives to paranormal weirdness and our favorite “What Did I Just See?” moments.

🎧 Hit the site. Pick a monster. Press play.
👉 hypotheticallysound.podbean.co

New episodes drop weekly. Come get weird with us.

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-05-13

🧠💥 Let’s Play: “What If…?” Wednesday!

What if one cryptid actually existed and revealed itself to the world tomorrow — which one would cause the biggest chaos?

👣 Bigfoot
🦑 Kraken
🛸 Mothman
🐸 Loveland Frogman
🐍 Loch Ness Monster

Tell us your pick & why! Wild theories welcome. Bonus points for memes. 👽

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-05-11

👀 Paranormal Roll Call!

If you could spend one night investigating ANY haunted location in the world — where are you going and why?

We’ll go first: Waverly Hills Sanatorium. Because who doesn’t love creepy hallways and shadow people? 😅

Drop your pick below! 👇 Let’s build the ultimate paranormal bucket list together.

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-05-10

🛸 If a UFO landed and the aliens asked you to explain Earth using just ONE movie… what movie are you picking? 🎥🌍

Funny, dramatic, totally chaotic — it’s your choice.
Tag a friend and compare answers!

Hypothetically SoundHypotheticallySound
2025-05-08

🧠✨ If you could ask one mythical creature a question… who would it be and what would you ask?

Would you ask Bigfoot where he's hiding?
Would you ask Mothman what he's really warning us about?
Or maybe you'd ask the Loch Ness Monster if she ever gets lonely? 👀

Drop your mythical Q&A in the comments! Let’s get weird. 👇

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