#OpenLetter...

#DearBBCSoCallediPlayer,

I realise that #LittleMissPorkMarkets hates you because you #ToldOnHer when "she" only lasted 49-days as #PrimeMinister of #TheFormerUnitedKingdom; so much so, that "she" went off to drink #GAndTs with the #GhastlyDarrenGrimes at the #GiantBigotNetwork; but...

#IDigress...

#YesMinister / #YesPrimeMiniter... #PatronOfTheArts...

Where are the rest of the #Episodes...? They were #PublicallyFunded; so, what have you done with them?

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I #LearnedSomething #Today... Well, actually #NotToday, on #March, 2nd 2023; back in the #DarkOld #vmst-days before #vmst #Breached their own #CommunityGuildelines and began #ShadowBanning #People for #DoingNothingWrong... #LivesAndFamilies

But, anyway, #IDigress...

In the #MastodonSpyBalloon, I can #Edit a #Toot and #Reset the #Outcome of a #Poll...

#SpaceKarenX can't #DoThat on #Twitter... #Awww... #Shame...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109954911145063701

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews... #NotEven24...

#TheBFF #Returned from old #LondonTown and can now #Safely #StopBeingAGrownUp

He had a #NiceButWyrdDay and there are #TooManyPeople in #LondonTown (apparently)...

He #QuiteLikes the #Refit at the #NPG (#NationalPortraitGallery; not, #NewPowerGeneration)... #IDigress...

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#CarbonBasedLifeforms: Nattväsen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnEMnaBFxE

#TangentAlert...

#BackInTheDay: #LotRO was once a #FunGame to #Play; #TheShapeOfTheSword (https://psiren.shivtr.com/ - #MyKin / #MastoInstance ≍ #Equivalence) created a #SpinOff #LotR / #JamesBond #CrossOver / #MashUp with a #SecretScore #Performed by #LesProPouletHedz

They were all #RobotChickens

#IT's a #TrueFact; but also, an #EntirelyIrrelevantFact / #FunFact; because, #LotRO is a #DeadGame, which is why #NoOneCares...

#IDigress...

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#Prologue: #Complete...

#ToTheStory...

I was #DrivingHome #OneNight from a #NiceDayOut with my #RomanCatholicMother; #TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy were #AtHome, #Already...

#So; #RedBeanBear, #Me and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine on a #RoadTrip in #TheMiddleOfTheNight...

I #Love #NightDriving almost as much as I used to #Love #NightFlights. My #NightVision remains #Excellent. #IT's a #SuperPower (#OneAmongMany). #IDigress, #Already...

#FeelFree to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...

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