Just a reminder: if you don't like thinking about dead cats or you're just more into westerns or rock, you can always substitute #BonJovisCowboy for the #SchrodingersCat #QuantumSuperposition #ThoughtExperiment. Imagine a steel horse wanders into town with a cowboy slumped in the saddle: under some interpretations, they are both alive _and_ dead until you get them down, determine whether they're alive _or_ dead, and check the wanted poster for your bounty. #IllShowMyselfOut

Woolgathering? 🤔

#Sheep #Farming #Dictionary #Definition #Joke #Humor #FunnyNotFunny #IllShowMyselfOut

cc @grammargirl

@swiftandtips @peterfriese https://parseplatform.org/? #illshowmyselfout

I'm a bit surprised that VO5, the hair care company, hasn't taken advantage of the opportunity provided to capitalize on the polularity of #StarWars #TheAcolyte with commercials of people chanting, "The power of one, the power of two... the power of fiiiiiiive."

#ShowerThoughts #OrShowerJokesIfThatDoesntMakeSense #IllShowMyselfOut

@masters A most restorative sleep, I can imagine. 😝 #illshowmyselfout

@artemesia Is this what you call a Red Scare?

#IllShowMyselfOut

Wie heißt der jährliche Schönheitswettbewerb für Pressesprecherinnen?
- Miss Kommunikation.

#illshowmyselfout

@Hattiec1 Du har, med andre ord, gjort den til en x app?
#illshowmyselfout

@pak0st maybe use a landline at home? #IllShowMyselfOut

@ScientistSoph This one brings a tear to my eye...

It had to be said! #IllShowMyselfOut

Mother said she ran into the doctor's office with this bloody child, and everyone was agape. They thought I'd been in a car accident. To hear my mother tell it, she was in hysteric tears.

But she didn't say whether it was because she was upset, or laughing so hard.

#IllShowMyselfOut #RealComedy

LOL. Shopped #TheRefineryMI and now I have some new treats waiting for me. Mostly it starts with “I need more CBD…” and that becomes “Okay, I’ve got $200 in my cart, I can stop. LOL.” I can stop anytime I like. ;)

But I don’t #wana

#pun #IllShowMyselfOut #today

@ianlurie No, but that's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage.
#presidentskroob #spaceballs #illshowmyselfout

If an Egyptologist joins Mastodon and starts posting obscure facts, would it be called a Toot-Uncommon?

#illshowmyselfout

Something profound.

(I felt like my first post on here should be something profound.)

#FirstPost #IllShowMyselfOut #BirdAppMigrant #TwitterExodus

@hummingrain Is it pretty... or is it A-DOOR-ABLE? Eh? EH!?
#IllShowMyselfOut