#Ineffablehusbands

Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-06-01

Strap in, it’s ✨GAY CHRISTMAS✨ (aka Pride Month)

Your June mission: Annoy bigots and drown TERFs in their own salty tears!

Go forth and manifest maximum gay BUT ALSO: Protect your peace and stay safe!

A digital drawing in the style of someecards, showing Aziraphale setting pretty in his French-Revolution clothing, smiling smugly. The text says: “Well, of course we gays dress well. We didn’t spend all of that time in the closet doing nothing.”
2025-05-18

Woodcut print of the ineffable husband's hands during the dance scene. #goodomens #gofanart #myart #woodcut #ineffablehusbands

Woodcut print of Aziraphale's and Crowley's hands during the dance scene. 
The palms touch softly, held upright. The paper is white, black ink. The hands are light, cut off at the wrists and the background solid black but a bit of the grain is visible in the paint. A bit of their coat/jacket is shown.
Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-05-18

A patron requested an April showers scene where:

☔ Aziraphale is serving Broadway main character vibes, belting “Singin’ in the Rain” like the stroll is his personal Glee audition.

☔ Crowley is mortified/simultaneously in love/soaked rat combo trapped under an umbrella.

They ask, I deliver and y'all have to deal with it!

Page 1: A grayscale comic shows Aziraphale and Crowley walking in the rain, sharing one tartan umbrellas. Aziraphale talks animatedly about how much he loves the rain, describing its freshness and liveliness. Crowley listens, not at all enjoying the rain, responding with monosyllables. Aziraphale exclaims that everything feels alive, emphasising “everything”, causing Crowley to gulp nervously.Page 2: Crowley panics, shouting “No!” repeatedly as Aziraphale runs off from under the umbrella, ignoring him. Aziraphale begins dancing and singing “Singin’ in the Rain” exuberantly, Gene Kelly-style, slowly getting drenched by the rain. Crowley stands still and watches Aziraphale with a defeated expression, sighing in resign. Aziraphale suddenly turns to Crowley and shouts “Ready, dear?” while he grabs the demons wrist, causing Crowley to let go of the umbrella.Page 3: In a dynamic black-and-white sequence, Aziraphale pulls Crowley toward him, the sunglasses and umbrella fly off. He lifts and twirls the demon mid-air, and ends the movement with a dramatic dip and kiss, right before reaching the part of the song that says “And I’m happy again.” The final coloured panel shows the two drenched but close. Aziraphale smiles at Crowley, full of love, saying “Hello.” because of the sudden closeness. Crowley looks flushed and surprised and stammers “H-hi…” while thinking, “Goddammit, I love that idiot!”
2025-05-16

I started on a (fake)woodcut a while ago. It's based on my acrylic painting of Aziraphale's and Crowley's hands during their dance. Today I did a testprint. It needs more work but I like where this is going :)
#goodomens #myart #gofanart #woodcut #whilewedance #aziraphale #crowley #ineffablehusbands

The inked block, tools for printing and the first test print are shown. The black background of the print is rough, clearly not enough paint and pressure used. The hands look fine and the lines show up well. The print is or rather would be quite dark , so more light areas need to be added for a better contrast. Even though this motif is of two people's hand touching on along the palms, it is reminiscent of Albrecht Dürer's praying hands.The cut block , ready for a first test print.Workstation with pens and tools for carving the block. On the dark surface is the white sketch and some areas are already carved away. My coffee cup is also shown. A flipped black and white print of my painting is propped on the tool case for easy reference.Acrylic painting of Aziraphale's and Crowley's hands during the dance scene. The background is super colourful, full of paint spots, markings, symbols lines and circles. It has also Aziraphale's ring in gold paint as well as lines and circles in gold but they don't really show on this pic.
Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-05-11

This one’s been rotting in my dusty Patreon vault since the Before Times (aka 1 year ago 💀), but in some delulu fanfic wormhole, THIS is how Good Omens 2 ended.

(Why? Because “Chinwag” calls for taking things literal)
(Also Metatron: “It’s just you and me, Aziraphale!” BABE HIS DEMON HUBBY IS RIGHT THERE???)

A three-panel Good Omens fan-cartoon, depicting an alternate ending of the final 15 of Good Omens Season 2. In the first panel, the Metatron, holding the coffee cup, says to Aziraphale, “I think we need to have a little chinwag.” Aziraphale listens with his back turned to the viewer.  In the second panel, Aziraphale responds with a polite smile, “Indeed we do… Mind if I start?” while Crowley, lounging in the background, looks on with a questioning expression.  In the final panel, Aziraphale unexpectedly punches the Metatron in the face with a “POW!” sound effect, causing the coffee to spill. Crowley gleefully holds up a “7” sign and shouts, “SEVEN!!!” As a nod to the blooper in which Aziraphale “judges” Crowley’s apology dance.
Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-05-04

I’ve been wanting to do an Ineffable Card with the legendary chest touch for a while now and I finally have the perfect phrase for it!

A Good-Omens-meets-someecards illustration featuring Aziraphale touching Crowley’s chest as seen in Season2, Episode 2. The caption on the left reads: “You make me want to touch myself with your hand.”
Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-04-27

One of my Patrons had the cutest idea for a human AU where the Ineffables get set up on a blind date, and it hot so hard I took it and RAN with the intention of never coming back!

Technically, it’s still very on-brand. still owns a bookshop and still hoards books like a dragon. is still an Anthony. He stares at the sky for a living and still runs purely on caffeine and spite.

The full backstory is on my Patreon

Two comic pages depicting a funny and romantic story between a human Aziraphale and Crowley (here Anthony) on a blind date. In the first page, Anthony, dressed in his usual black attire with sunglasses, is sitting at an outdoor restaurant, nervously complaining to himself about being set up on a blind date by his friend Beez. He fears it’s a prank. As he considers fleeing, Aziraphale arrives, all kind-faced and glowing, introducing himself warmly. Anthony is immediately stunned by Aziraphale’s radiant presence and thinks Aziraphale looks like an angel. They awkwardly but sweetly exchange greetings, with both internally panicking over how attractive the other is.In the second page, now in colour, they are deeply engaged in conversation, sharing a bottle of wine. Anthony passionately rants about a nebula while Aziraphale lovingly admires him, thinking about how beautiful and brilliant Anthony is. Later, Aziraphale animatedly tells Anthony an incident in his bookshop where he scolded someone for mistreating a rare book, while Anthony gazes at him with adoration, thinking he could listen to him forever. The heart eyes are obvious.
Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-04-20

I'm drawing all the historical eras based on the order my Patrons voted for.

Next on the list is Mesopotamia. So, enjoy an angel absolutely enamoured with a particularly slinky demon and Crawley serving snake rizz in 4K.

A digital portrait drawing of Aziraphale during the Mesopotamia/Noah's arc scene in Good Omens S1.A digital portrait drawing of Crawley during the Mesopotamia/Noah's arc scene in Good Omens S1.
Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-04-06
Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-04-01

Happy April Fool's Day.

Stay safe out there today and perhaps hide your coffee cups or so...

A digital drawing in the style of Someecards featuring Crowley and Aziraphale sitting together on a bench. Crowley, in his usual slouched posture, leans slightly toward Aziraphale as he speaks, while Aziraphale sits prim and proper, hands neatly resting on his thighs, a subtle smile playing on his lips. The text reads: ‘It’s April Fool’s Day. Let’s fool around.’
Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-03-30

A patron asked for our Ineffables at an amusement park and honestly, how could I NOT cook up this chaos?

packs enough treats to survive the Rapture AND a rollercoaster line and sees a carousel and goes "Hold my holy water!"

If you hear screaming, it’s either the ride or Aziraphale spotting a crepe vendor.

A two-page mini-comic featuring Aziraphale and Crowley exploring an amusement park.    Page 1: Panel 1: Aziraphale and Crowley walk into an amusement park. Aziraphale monologues about his confusion over Crowley’s love for such parks.    Panel 2: They ride the spinning tea cups. Crowley grins madly as he spins their cup, while Aziraphale eats cotton candy and complains about the overwhelming crowds and long lines.    Panel 3:Inside a haunted house ride, Crowley transforms into a snake, startling a ghost, while Aziraphale snacks on popcorn and remarks on the exhausting lights and noises all around the park.  Panel 4: On bumper cars, Crowley rams into another car gleefully, while Aziraphale eats a crepe and laments the chaotic groups and children on sugar rushPanel 1: They stroll arm-in-arm, Aziraphale holding ice cream. He admits the *food* is enjoyable but struggles to see the park’s charm. Crowley gazes ahead, spotting something.    Panel 2:Close-up of Crowley’s sunglasses, reflecting a towering roller coaster. His eyes widen in awe.    Panel 3: The pair stand before the roller coaster. Crowley tugs Aziraphale’s sleeve, urging him to ride. Aziraphale reluctantly agrees, insisting they visit a candied nut stand afterward.    Panel 4: On the roller coaster’s front row, Crowley clings to Aziraphale, eyes shut and face buried in the angel’s chest. Aziraphale holds him securely, looking pleasantly surprised by the closeness and privately admitting he "begins to understand the appeal.”
Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-03-09

Crowley’s finally said "NOT TODAY, METATRON” and went full arson chic, yeeting Heaven into a dumpster fire before strolling out with his angel bae like Aziraphale is a carryout.

A digital drawing featuring Crowley confidently strutting away from a burning ruin, a smirk on his face. He holds a tire iron in one hand while carrying a perplexed Aziraphale over his shoulder, as smoke and debris swirl in the air behind them.
Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-03-01

Vacation mode activated as I’m melting under the Brazilian sun but I couldn’t leave without dropping this month’s Ineffable Card. My Patreon might be on a break this month but my delulu loyalty isn’t.

Have a lovely first month of spring(or cry in seasonal allergies) or, for all my Southern Hemisphere besties, bundle up and pretend winter is ✨aesthetic✨

A digital drawing/e-card in the style of someecards, showing Aziraphale dancing the Gavotte and Crowley dancing in his 70s outfit. The text says "While everyone's working, I'm on vacation like..."
Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-02-23

Always ensure your snake stays warm, even on a sunny day.

I imagine this is one of those mild, early winter afternoons on the English Coast when the golden sunlight feels deceivingly warm.

But as the sun begins its slow descent, the warmth is replaced by a crispness that seeps into the skin and paints noses and cheeks with the soft blush of the season.

A digital drawing depicts a pier overlooking a tranquil seaside coast, with soft hills rolling in the background and seagulls soaring through the air. Aziraphale and Crowley stand side by side, bathed in the golden light of the setting sun. Crowley leans against the handrail, his posture relaxed, while Aziraphale gently drapes his coat over him, a warm smile on his lips.
Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-02-04

Literally had my pencil in hand, mid-warm-up, when I found out that God also has a thing for sixes and decided to make David Tennant her genetic MVP.

So here's a silly little drawing in honour of David's "little nubbin"

Thank you to rehza_rice on X for your service! 🫡


Digital drawing of Angel Crowley and Angel Aziraphale as seen in the beginning of Good Omens S2. Crowley shows Aziraphale his right foot that has six toes and says “Yeah, I don’t know why she gave me an extra nubbin’. Must be one of her jokes—OH!” Aziraphale cradles and kisses the sixth toe and say “Well, I find it very cute!” Screenshot of a post on X by rehza_rice, showing a screenshot with various news about David Tennant revealing he has a sixth toe on his right foot.
Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-02-01

Another month, another Ineffable Card.
This time, it’s obviously Valentine’s Day themed (because capitalism said so, and who am I to argue?)

I couldn’t decide on a phrase, so now you get to choose your favourite

Digital drawing of Aziraphale and Crowley in the style of someecards. Aziraphale and Crowley clank champagne glasses while dining at the Ritz. The card itself is pink and Aziraphale and Crowley are black and white, in a cross-hatching style. The text reads: “I hate Valentine’s Day unless you’d like to be my date.”Digital drawing of Aziraphale and Crowley in the style of someecards. Aziraphale and Crowley clank champagne glasses while dining at the Ritz. The card itself is pink and Aziraphale and Crowley are black and white, in a cross-hatching style. The text reads: “Let’s schedule enough dates berween now and February 13 so that it won’t be awkward to go out on Valentine’s Day.”
Ruby GoldRubyGold
2025-01-26

I'm drawing all the historical eras based on the order my Patrons vote for.

It's finally time for "Before the beginning"!

Digital portrait drawing of Aziraphale from Good Omens 2 "Before the beginning" Digital portrait drawing of Angel!Crowley from Good Omens 2 "Before the beginning"

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