Lmst

With so many jokes on #endoscopes relying on #innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

A modified endoscopy diagramme labeled for an innuendoscope. Julia is being held aloft by balloons tied to her trouser. Text: With so many jokes on endoscopes relying on innuendo, I prefer to sit them out.

I saw my new specialist doctor a few days ago and he told me that for most people, the roof of their mouth is like a hill. He said mine is like a Cathedral. So just know these bj's are holy 😇 😂 #truestory #iknowitsoundsfake #butitsnot #storyofmylife #medicaldrama

Putting together some furniture and this sticker seemed fitting 😂 I know you know how to follow the instructions 😉

Innuendoscope

I’ve just invented the innuendoscope.

It has a small but powerful loudspeaker in the tip that tells risque jokes from inside your anus.

#Comedy #Innuendo

Julia stands beside a diagramme of a colonoscope with the captions changed to Bluetooth, speaker, rectum & innuendoscope. Text: I've just invented the innuendoscope. It has a small but powerful loudspeaker in the tip that tells risque jokes from inside your anus.

@MadKane 😂
#Innuendo

Moood 🥺

#nsfw #innuendo #lewd #meme

Made to licked, topped and love, from Yogourt (in me)

#shitpost #unexpected #innuendo #alcohol #tacos #signs

Text conversation.

1: "BTW Mary noticed this in Hamburg yesterday."
[Photo of two businesses in a strip mall. Both have large, illuminated signs. The first says "Liquor" and the one immediately to its right says "Mighty Taco."]

2: "we are both wondering what makes it a "mighty" taco

3: "This is left as an exercise for the reader"

"Soldiers, we all know the sexual innuendo behind the expression 'stand at attention', right? What's that??? You, in the back, stop giggling, immediately. So, as I was saying. We can no longer use this expression, because of the innuendo associated with it. Therefore, I propose that we replace this expression with 'choking the chicken.' This feels like a good, unblemished expression. What is it? Excuse-me for a moment. [...] Okay, so my aide just told me that 'choking the chicken' suffers from the same problem. Alright then, we'll call it 'spank the monkey.' I'm sure this expression has never been used before. Who has heard of someone spanking a monkey, right?"

#uspol #innuendo

Saw this on the back of a truck today and, uhhh...PHRASING!?!

#ThatDontSoundRight #Innuendo

Effective immediately, I am allocating extra funding to the Bureau of Anatomical Levity and Laughter Services. They will need quite a #bigger #stockpile of material over the next four years, and in particular the next two. It must be #harder to deplete so that it lasts #longer when the time #comes to use it. I know that it may require more effort than usual, but I think we can all dig a little #deeper to get the #satisfaction we all deserve. #subtle #innuendo