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The artful dodger here knew exactly what was going to happen 😂

#jackdaw #artfuldodger #bombsaway #jerk #corvids #kauw #birds #birdsofmastodon #fedibirds #nature #wildlife #trailcam #backyard

#GildaConArne – Der Politik-Podcast mit #GildaSahebi und @arnesemsrott :

GCA #19 Themen der Woche (04.02.2026):

- Von #Minnesota bis #Iran - #Kollaboration oder #Widerstand

- #Rassistisch markierte Personen werden bei der #Wohnungssuche, der Wohnraumgröße und den Mietverhältnissen überdurchschnittlich oft benachteiligt

- Wir starten unsere neue Kategorie “#Jerk of the week”: #ConstantinSchreiber

Webseite der Episode: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/gildaconarne/episodes/GCA-19-Von-Minnesota-bis-Iran-Kollaboration-oder-Widerstand---BGH-Urteil-zu-Diskriminierung-am-Wohnungsmarkt--neue-Kategorie-Jerk-of-the-week-e3ek7k7

Mediendatei: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO2612824523.mp3

@incentive @fuchsiii I think #venting is important.

I love @nextcloud and I want it to be even better and to me that also means being upfront and honest about issues and pain points.

Even if that means I may sound like a #jerk at first glance for not praising #FLOSS 24/7.

COLOR ME UNSHOCKED. 🖕🙄🖕
#DonaldTrump
#Misogynist
#Rapist
#Jerk
#Cad
#WTF
#USA

$jerk 4 $kirk 💦

😔😔😔😔😔😔 (deranged)

#trump #robreiner #jerk #rip #stijnmeuris

SKUTCH BEE X LESWEET produced by SOUL

Alternatibar, vendredi 21 novembre à 20:30 UTC+1

https://agenda.villemorte.fr/event/skutch-bee-x-lesweet-produced-by-soul

Zum heutigen Welttag der Gewürze solltet ihr es nicht bei Schokolade mit Vanille oder Zimt belassen. Wir empfehlen Schokolade mit Jerk Seasoning! Jamaika pur von PURE Chocolate aus Jamaika:
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#welttagdergewuerze
#gewürze #schokolade #jerk #jamaica #beantobar

Voici un couillon qui sera castré bientôt...
Here's a jerk who's gonna get castrated soon...

#couillon #jerk #auto crétin #Scie à chaîne #chainsaw #castré #Castrated

A few minutes later, wagons rolled up with the rest of the lager. Revin trotted downstairs and then opened the hatch into the cellar. Porters rolled barrels of beer and crates of supplies down the steep steps. Revin noticed one wagon with burly men unloading a very long crate. After they left, he cut the bands around the crate, and opened it revealing a dozen spears. Colonel Sparks might be a #jerk, Revin thought, but he was good at his job. #wss366 from *Devishire!*

With Peanut in his arms, he watched as Mr. Davies happily let Selim carry in the groceries. "Is it because I'm a #jerk?" he whispered into the golden, furry ear. "I have access to illimitable power and the folks I wanna help aren't interested."
The front door slammed and plopped Peanut on the floor.
"I could turn the atmosphere to jell-o. Give life to the dead. Yet I don't want that" he mused.
"Richard," Selim's face was earnest. "We are going to a baseball game! The Yankees, I believe!"
#wss366

#TimeTravelingGhost Part 43: EP 4: 1937 Amelia Earhart. 2 of 3

#Wss366 #TimeTravelAuthors 9/21. Characters’ sincerity?

In front of us rose a dense wall of low, tangled scrub, and beyond that, the jagged silhouette of tall trees loomed against the night sky. I could identify palm trees among them. A cool breeze blew off the ocean, along with the steady drum of the surf. Out of the wind, the night was warm and humid. The air smelled of salt, leaf mold, and something faintly acrid.

“Heinr… Henrietta—Bijou?” She faltered and then asked, “What should I call you? That professor called you Henrietta something-or-other, but that’s not the name you gave me.”

“Mademoiselle Henrietta Dubois is dead, and I don’t even remember what her life was like. But Henrietta is easier than Luminelle. So, Henrietta Bijou will do.”

“Should I call you Hetty or Retta? What would you like?”

“Bijou. It’s easy, and what you’ve been calling me.”

“Okay, Bijou… Do you think there are timeparticles where there was no Great War and another war with Germany fizzles out?”

“It’s possible. If there are other time-travelers, it’s something they might want to do. Then again, maybe not. I’m guessing there’re forces working against that. Someone or something ransacked my office and murdered me.”

“Rabbits?”

“That seems like a good guess.”

“It never stops, does it, Bijou? We just keep doing it over and over.”

I changed the subject. Not to be a #jerk, but the conversation stirred up the shadows of uncomfortable memories and feelings. “I think I know where we are. Not the name, but the historical event. Let’s go find Amelia.”

I turned and walked down the beach. I found myself singing.

          Where have all the flowers gone?
          Long time passing.
          …
          Gone for soldiers, every one.
          …
          When will they ever learn?
          When will they ever learn? [Note 2]

Note 2: Where have all the flowers gone -The Kingston Trio

Part 3 continues in the next post.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Serial #TimeTravel #NMPrompts #NMTTA #NMV366 #NMMP

Today's Wandering Shop Stories #prompt is #jerk. Feel like writing something short and sweet that has the word "jerk" in it? Check out the definitions of the word at: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jerk Join in and tag it with #wss366! #writing #WritingLife #microfiction h/t @tobadzistsini