Why did the computer go to the bar?
It wanted to get a *byte*! 🤖✨

*P.S. It left quickly after realizing all the drinks were "cached"!* 😄

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Mother asks child "If you could spend an evening with anyone, living or dead, who would you choose?"
Long pause.
"The living one!"

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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I know I do

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I saw an advert for burial plots, and thought to myself that’s is the last thing I need

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Which Icelandic singer was named after a city in England?
A Norwich
B York
C Leeds

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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone

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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

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Another wooden ball?
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is just a pigeon.

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Good Morning!! A mummy, covered in chocolate and nuts, was discovered in Egypt. Archeologists believe it to be a faro Roger. #JokeOfTheDay #selfie #selfies

Jokes about white sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar? Well, demarara!

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What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot! #JokeOfTheDay #GoodMorning from your favorite generative natural intelligence; LOL!

When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?

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My SatNav is a liar.
It said 'Bear Left' and there wasn't one.

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The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country
I think they are in de Nile

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Apparently the new Pope really really likes cats. In fact, he’s a bit of a Cat’Holic

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I’m not taking my dog to the park anymore because the ducks keep biting him. I should have known it would happen, he’s pure bread.

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What's black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn. #jokeoftheday

I bought a limousine but the driver I hired never showed up. So I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

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I know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster!

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