"Golf is hard!" - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, James, Heavyweight #Heavyweight #James #NationalGolfDay #JonathanGoldstein

"Does the Pope have a cell phone?" - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, The Elliotts, Heavyweight #Heavyweight #JonathanGoldstein

"That's a terrible prank." - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Kotter, Mystery Show #MysteryShow #Kotter #AprilFoolsDay #JonathanGoldstein

"She was never really any good with words, so this was sort of her version of a love sonnet." - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Before It Had A Name, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #BeforeItHadAName #WorldPoetryDay #JonathanGoldstein

"Once again, Billy has managed to surprise me." - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Elyse, Heavyweight #Heavyweight #Elyse #NationalBillyDay #JonathanGoldstein

"He pulls the gum from his mouth!" - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Nick, Heavyweight #Heavyweight #NationalBubbleGumDay #JonathanGoldstein

"That's worse than Facebook friends!" - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Rose, Heavyweight #Heavyweight #Rose #FacebookBirthday #JonathanGoldstein

"Random Red Couch was like this unstoppable, unkillable monster." - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Bobby, Heavyweight #Heavyweight #Bobby #JonathanGoldstein

"My father lives in Montreal, and Sheldon lives in Florida." - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, One Last Thing Before I Go, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #OneLastThingBeforeIGo #NationalFloridaDay #JonathanGoldstein

"They don't even hug goodbye!" - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, One Last Thing Before I Go, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #OneLastThingBeforeIGo #LetsHugDay #JonathanGoldstein

"I've always related to Charlie Brown in a lot of ways!" - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Alex, Heavyweight #Heavyweight #Alex #GoodGriefDay #JonathanGoldstein

"By the time it was Double Jeopardy, we were eating dessert!" - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Home Movies, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #HomeMovies #NationalDessertDay #JonathanGoldstein

"I do a podcast!" - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Dina, Heavyweight #Heavyweight #Dina #InternationalPodcastDay #JonathanGoldstein

"The crazy thing was, it actually made her really happy!" - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Rose, Heavyweight #Heavyweight #Rose #JonathanGoldstein

"Did you know that his dad was a barber?" - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Alex, Heavyweight #Heavyweight #Alex #WorldBarberDay #JonathanGoldstein

"Can I ask if you're a Billy Ray Cyrus fan?" - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Sgt. John Kapphahn, Heavyweight #Heavyweight #BillyRayCyrus #HappyBirthdayBillyRayCyrus #JonathanGoldstein

"They were the popular girls!" - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Skye, Heavyweight #Heavyweight #Skye #JonathanGoldstein

"All the way home, the question just sat there, big and awkward, like the watermelon on my lap that we would have for dessert that night." - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, The Other Man, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #TheOtherMan #NationalWatermelonDay #JonathanGoldstein

"Their friendship began in 1954!" - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Milt, Heavyweight #Heavyweight #Milt #InternationalDayofFriendship #JonathanGoldstein

"The year is right, 1974." - JONATHAN GOLDSTEIN, Justine, Heavyweight #Heavyweight #JonathanGoldstein