#Jorts

2026-01-26

Just struck by the fact that 'piss' is a very funny word
Just by itself
Pisssss
#jorts #words #language #silly

Ruxbat! ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿฆ‡ruxbat@jorts.horse
2026-01-13
the three-day monk3daymonk@famichiki.jp
2026-01-01

Forgot to add: this person may also be a never-nude.

Also, I clearly want to meet this sophisticate.

#dozensofus #subaru #subaruoutback #jorts famichiki.jp/@3daymonk/1158220

Lazarou Monkey Terror ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒˆLazarou
2025-11-25

Along comes RFK Jr swaggering down the aisle in nothing but a pair of jorts....

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy spent Monday urging travelers to elevate their manners, and their
outfits, before heading to the airport for what he said would be the โ€œbusiestโ€ Thanksgiving travel week
ever. He framed the request as part of a broader civility push, but not everyone online was feeling the
love.
TomKrajci ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธKrajciTom@universeodon.com
2025-10-12

Progress on the carbon fiber glider...with denim fabric!

The control stick needs a boot to keep odd bits from falling down into the flight control linkages and making for unpleasant surprises while flying.

I'm using Dual Lock to hold the boot in place around its base. Dual Lock has a better life span than fabric hook and loop Velcro.
strouse.com/blog/tips-for-usin

First photo is a closeup that shows the small mushroom head fasteners. It has adhesive backing that works fine on rigid surfaces, but I gave it some help by stitching it onto the Denim fabric with a simple sewing machine, heavy needle, and thick thread. (Second photo.)

Third photo shows strips of Dual Lock around the hole in the floor pan.

Final photo shows that it fits well enough, stays in place, and doesn't interfere with the stick's full range of motion 'around the box'.

I did not use a zipper along the length of the boot. I merely made the top hole slightly larger than the widest part of the control stick.

The denim is a leg from a pair of jeans that I cut off. I was shopping a few months ago and for some reason trousers were less expensive than a pair of shorts...so I cut off the legs when I got home and proudly wear jorts.

I'll probably clean up the denim's edges, but for now I'm happy that it fits.

#AvGeek #Aviation #ElectricAircraft #Homebuilt #Glider #DIY #EAA #Sewing #Denim #Fabric #Boot #Jorts

Close up view of the mushroom head connectors on a piece of Dual Lock.A strip of Dual Lock has been stitched onto Denim. It's not a pretty job, but it works sufficiently well.The control stick hole in the floor pan now has strips of Dual Lock stuck all around it. The floor pan is painted gray and the control stick is painted gold.The denim boot is in place and has passed initial tests.
Waves Fashion Institutewifd
2025-08-31

๐–๐ก๐ฒ ๐‰๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐š ๐’๐ญ๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ก ๐‚๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐›๐š๐œ๐ค ๐ข๐ง 2025'๐ฌ ๐‡๐จ๐ญ๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ƒ๐ž๐ง๐ข๐ฆ ๐‘๐ž๐ฏ๐ข๐ฏ๐š๐ฅ

Experience the jorts renaissance as denim shorts step up with stretch blends, moisture wicking fabrics and ethical production.

articles.wifd.in/why-jorts-are

Regards,
Fashion Articles by Waves Institute of Fashion Designing
wifd.in

Jorts are back with a modern twist โ€“ think reinforced gussets hidden pockets and quick dry finishes that marry technical performance to nostalgia. Discover how designers turned humble denim cutoffs into premium summer staples.From 90s nostalgia to runway visibility jorts are trending again. Explore how recycled fabric, water saving production and celeb styling turned them into a statement thatโ€™s both modern and sustainable.Ever wondered why jorts are everywhere this summer? Itโ€™s about fabric innovation fashionable structure and a nostalgic wink to 90s style all wrapped up in ethical design that feels indulgent yet responsible.Jorts revival meets practicality with features like stretch fibres moisture control and clean stitching. Learn how these shorts became the comfortable yet chic answer to warm weather dressing.
Wendroid ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆwendinoakland@beige.party
2025-05-31

Bought myself some jorts while in London. #coolCat #hipster #jorts #fashionista

Marfisamarfisa
2025-05-27
Marfisamarfisa
2025-05-03
2025-03-15

I, the controller of this brain chip, hereby decree that July will from now on be called Jortsember, and that everyone will receive a free pony. #verminsupreme #jorts

2024-11-24

to catch them is my real test ๐Ÿ˜‡ to train them is my cause ๐Ÿ˜ˆ #pokemon #cosplay #jorts #ass #fitgirls #nsfwsky #femdom #redhead #naturalbody #tease

Misty cosplay from the back and dang does Misty have a perfect butt
2024-11-22

Misty used Harden ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป (it was very effective) #cosplay #redhead #jorts #nsfwsky #spicysky #pokemon #smallboobs #pokies #croptop #misty

mirror selfie of my Pokรฉmon Trainer Misty cosplay
Philadelphia Eagles ๐Ÿค–Eagles@sportsbots.xyz
2024-11-03

โ€œGood Morningโ€ in #Jorts & Kelly Green hits different ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Ruxbat! ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿฆ‡ruxbat@jorts.horse
2024-10-30

@Loosf #jorts approved

Marfisamarfisa
2024-10-23
2024-10-18

They just piss memes and talk about post, over on #jorts

okay this is the funniest jorts.horse outage so far lol

screenshot of the domain parking page for jorts.horse (because jorts is down for some reason).  there are links to โ€œrelated searches: Mens Haircut - Hair Wigs - Haircut Girlโ€
2024-08-31

IT almost SEPTEBER

Time to #spring your :jorts: #jorts back into ๐Ÿ‘– #jants!!!!!!!!

the notorious gztgzt@hulvr.com
2024-08-12

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