"It does happen." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, I Love All Corgis with Dr. Eve L. Ewing, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #KelseyMckinney

"His car is blaring Hilary Duff." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Sexy Mushrooms with Avery Trufelman, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #HilaryDuff #HappyBirthdayHilaryDuff #KelseyMckinney

"And sure enough, he came back and he caught lobster." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, New England Stolen Valor with Tobin Low, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalLobsterDay #KelseyMckinney

"The birds are singing." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Podcast Famous with Brian Park, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #KelseyMckinney

"One time, they went bowling!" - KELSEY MCKINNEY, The Bro Never Dies with Josh Gondelman, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #USBowlingLeagueDay #KelseyMckinney

"And she raises her left hand." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Leave ‘em a Little Bit Broke, a Little Bit Mad with Laci Mosley, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #InternationalLefthandersDay #KelseyMckinney

"Not only is it daytime, it's Fourth of July." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Murder Binders and Unthinkable Burgers with Mariah Smith, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #FourthofJuly #4thofJuly #IndependenceDay #KelseyMckinney

"Things are going missing consistently from the office fridge!" - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Nepo Baby for Trash with Alex Sujong Laughlin, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #WorldRefrigerationDay #KelseyMckinney

"They swim more." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, The CHAIR SAGA with Hannah Giorgis, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #SwimaLapDay #KelseyMckinney

"They're funny." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Splitting the Dog Vote with David Roth, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #KelseyMckinney

"We're talking about the kind of girl who draws hearts on her notebooks, the kind with, like, a wedding Pinterest board she's addicted to." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Dishing in the Confessional with Emma Eun-joo Choi, Normal Gossip #KelseyMckinney

"What are the laws of ghosts?" - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Holiday Bonus: Caked Up Spirit of Christmas, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalParanormalDay #KelseyMckinney

"So Annie and Dylan's lease is up April 30th, 2020." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Loud Cats and Thin Walls with Sabrina Imbler, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #cats #KelseyMckinney

"It's a bunny!" - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Weedsgiving with Zakiya Gibbons, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #Easter #EasterSunday #Easter2025 #KelseyMckinney

"Does it change your advice to know that Courtney's other option is to move back in with her parents in North Dakota?" - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Righteous Lesbian Energy with Samantha Irby, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalNorthDakotaDay #KelseyMckinney

"They sign up as a team to play kickball." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, You Can't Fight with Heiress Tongue with Matt Bellassai, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalKickballDay #KelseyMckinney

"So, no matter how many mushrooms Duncan finds, people do not eat them." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Family Mealworms with Patrick Redford, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #DayoftheMushroom #KelseyMckinney

"Her siblings are all dead!" - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Family Lore Drop with Hrishikesh Hirway, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalSiblingsDay #KelseyMckinney

"We've got three siblings." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Christmas is Cancelled with Laurel Bristow, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #christmas #NationalSiblingsDay #KelseyMckinney

"Like, all her older siblings have graduated and moved away." - KELSEY MCKINNEY, Dishing in the Confessional with Emma Eun-joo Choi, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalSiblingsDay #KelseyMckinney