BREAKING
Sources close to Kevin McCarthy say the latest round of negotiations has the would-be Speaker of the House promising:
- Lauren Boebert a brain
- Matt Gaetz a heart
- Victoria Spartz some courage

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#KevineMcCarthy isnt getting speaker.

Good morning Mastodon! How are we feeling about #KevineMcCarthy not getting #SpeakerOfTheHouse 😂😂😂

I’ll say this for #KevineMcCarthy, he has a far higher tolerance for humiliation than I do. #SpeakerOfTheHouse #Speaker #KevinMcCarthyIsALoser #RoundSeven #SpeakerBid

#KevineMcCarthy , it's called karma and karma cares not if you believe. It comes anyways

“Dear Lord, thank you for giving the American people such a unifying spectacle of comedic incompetence in the form of the House Speaker vote, which is slowly binding our nation’s divisions one hilarious vote at a time.”

- The House Chaplain, probably

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