Me: Evelyn, it's time to get your bath.
My 5-year-old: Noooo! I'm watching K-Pop!
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#Netflix #KPop #KPopDemonHunters #Parenting #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
#KidsSayTheDarndestThings
A student asked me today, "How old are you?"
I asked, "How old do you think I am?"
The reply, "35".
I told them they were a very good guesser!
You'll notice I didn't tell them they guessed correctly or incorrectly... đ
Just another reason I love working with kids.
Kind of wanted to see if the younger kid understood this instruction.
Me to the two kids: Okay, if you want to get out of the car, say âbanana!â
5yo: Banana!
2.5yo: Banana!
I get out of the car and help the 5yo first. It takes several seconds to get them situated. When I come back to open the door for the 2.5yo, my wife says theyâve been saying âout! Banana! Out! Banana!â the whole time.
I serien "SpÞrsmÄl frÄ 5-Äringen eg ikkje kan svare pÄ":
Kvifor er det berre hendene og fĂžtene som vert skrukkat i vatn? Kvifor ikkje til dĂžmes ansiktet?
Just dipping in to say we saw a rainbow on the way to school today and the kid said, âWow! Itâs all the colors of the rainbow!â #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
I'm having heart surgery this week. It's a pretty common procedure with low risk and high probability of success, but they are cutting my chest open and tinkering with my heart, so it's not nothing.
But, my five-year-old, since learning that I was having trouble with my heart, and the doctors were going to help it, has been super adorable. Multiple times a day she comes up to me and kisses me on my chest, because she wants to kiss my heart to make it feel better. She brought me some water last night telling me it was good for my heart
"My Mummy Likes Devil" â Laura Ikeji Shares Hilarious Moment with Daughter Laurel!
Businesswoman and influencer Laura Ikeji left fans in stitches after revealing what her daughter Laurel unexpectedly said during a car ride: âMy mummy likes devil!â đłđ€Ł
A shocked Laura shared the moment on social media, wondering where her little one got such a wild idea from! Kids really do say the funniest and most unexpected things! đ
Parents,⊠#LauraIkeji #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #ParentingChronicles
I dropped a $20 bill. âOh no my twenty dollars!â
5yo: âYou mean OUR twenty dollarsâ
#BabyYumYum #BYY #ParentingTruths #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #Toddlers #FickleKids #MomLife #ParentingReality #FunnyParenting #LittleOnes
Me: Whatâs your favorite part of going to Costco?
4.5yo: The examples!
#BabyYumYum #BYY #DidYouKnow #Toddlers #ParentingTruths #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #MomLife #ParentingReality #LittleSponges #FunnyKids
Lesson on euphemisms from the 4.5yo
Me: I like the cushion because itâs nice having something soft under my butt.
Kid: Butt is a potty word
Me: Oh⊠okay, what should I say instead.
Kid: *thinks*
Kid: Private parts
Itâs actually a little more complicated. It might be âJi Lee Puffâ with an epenthetic âguhâ. (Itâs hard to tell when they say these things while running off to school)
Great thing to hear from you kid: âDaddy, look. I can fit my foot in here.â
After a long break, a new installment of âWhat song is the 4.5yo talking about?â
âWhich way are they talking about? Left? Right? Straight? Or maybe backwards?â
Watching covers of the English Pokemon theme song on YouTube.
4yo: why are they all boys?
Me: good point! We should find videos with girls
4yo: maybe they died!
New term for dust jackets from the kid: book blankets
My nine-year-old son, randomly, apropos of nothing: "Dollar Dollar bills, y'all!"
4yo: This is a frustrating morning!
[half an hour later, walking to school in the rain]
Me: Is it still a frustrating morning?
4yo: No! (pause) It's a frustrating AND CLOUDY morning!
#USpolitics #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
Let make fun of #DiaperDon
"These kids are great! Watch them talk about and imitate Donald Trump," [ < 1 min]
by The Tony Michaels Podcast
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