1: Hey genie, what's your offer?
Genie: You get 3 wishes - anything you want - but it costs you 10€ upfront.
2: Dude thats's a rippoff, let's try the other one.
1: Okay. Hey A-genie-I, what's your offer?
AGI: I can't grant you any wishes, but I can give you unlimited random answers to any questions you have and create silly pictures. All for free - but for the first request, one person will die in 10 years and for every further request the number of people dying doubles and the time period is hortened by half.
1: Free you said? Sold.
2: Dude there are so many ways we can use this. We'll be super productive and rich.
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