#LegalPuns

PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-05-22

"Why did the lawyer refuse to represent the arachnophobic defendant?

Because he couldn't handle all the spider-cases!

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PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-05-21

"Why was the lawyer always worried about his weight?

Because he didn't want to be held in ""contempt of court""!

punnypeak.com/law-puns/











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Punsteriapunsteria
2023-06-18

Why are lawyers so good at dodgeball? They really know how to pass the blame! 🤾‍♂️😂
punsteria.com/law-puns/

Punsteriapunsteria
2023-06-08

Why do lawyers always carry a spare pen? In case they need to "re-legalize" their words! 🖊️⚖️😂
punsteria.com/lawyer-puns/

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