#LifeOfBrian

2025-06-16

@RealJournalism
“Larks’ tongues! Otters’ noses! Ocelot spleens!”

“Got any nuts?”

“I haven’t got any nuts. Sorry. I’ve got wrens’ livers, badgers’ spleens—”

“No, no, no.”

“Otters’ noses?”

“I don’t want any of that *Roman* rubbish.”

“Why don’t you sell *proper* food?”

“*Proper* food?”

“Yeah, not those rich imperialist tit-bits.”

“Well, don’t blame *me*. I didn’t *ask* to sell this stuff.”

“All right. Bag of otters’ noses, then.”

“Make it *two*.”

#LifeOfBrian

The Life of BrianBrian_Mahoney@mas.to
2025-06-04

I have a Zoom meeting this aft with 17 others, all staff and big cheeses at the charity. I'm the only volunteer but the podcast project was my idea so I'm presenting. I mentioned on RedNote that I was very nervous. A friend on there said, 'You're talking to more than 6,000 people here! You'll do fine." It's not quite the same but I got her point. Made me smile.

#lifeofbrian

ManWithPezManWithPez
2025-06-03

The People's Liberation Army?!

The Life of BrianBrian_Mahoney@mas.to
2025-05-18

The cough that kicks in every afternoon is 'post viral', according to two of my daughter's friends, both doctors. Could last up to 6 weeks. Non-contagious so it's back to volunteering! It's all mornings so if I'm lucky, there'll be no hacking. But I will mask until the cough disappears.

#lifeofbrian #there'lldidn'tpassspellcheck

The Life of BrianBrian_Mahoney@mas.to
2025-05-15

I'm pissed off that the Leafs are almost out, that my week old cold won't vacate my body and my podcast, the one that's supposed to be moving forward at the charity where I volunteer seems to be dead in the water. So, it's pizza and sake and a Jason Statham movie then Nyquil and probably a tortured sleep. No chains or ropes, just coughing.

#lifeofbrian

The Life of BrianBrian_Mahoney@mas.to
2025-05-15

All of my wise cracks here come after a couple of brewskies.

#lifeofbrian

The Life of BrianBrian_Mahoney@mas.to
2025-05-09

Good to go! I had weird symptoms so off I went to Shoppers to get a test kit, no joy. Walmart had 2 for $10 and this is the result. I didn't actually swab my nose for 15 seconds. I think that is impossible! Even so, I think there'd be a hint of a line at T. I'll test again Monday morning.

#lifeofbrian

My photo of my negative COVID-19 Antigen test.
The Life of BrianBrian_Mahoney@mas.to
2025-05-06

This is probably dumb but do I feel good about getting my very first random and real comment on the new version of my old website. The Russian bots found me right away, but I haven't had a real comment since I re-booted the site. Yeah, it means diddly squat but hey, it picked me up. A lot.

#lifeofbrian #blogging

The Communist party is surging! 34 votes, while the Marxist-Leninist party remains at 29.

The Peoples' Front of Judea and the Judean Peoples' Front are both watching anxiously.

#LifeOfBrian #MontyPython #Canada #election #Election2025

The Life of BrianBrian_Mahoney@mas.to
2025-04-28

I call this 'Fun with Merlin'. Common Merganser keeps coming up on my walks. It's not common at all. It's my WIDE leather Nike Monarchs. Eastern Screech Owl? More like Nike Squeak Owl.

#birds #merlin #lifeofbrian

Screencap from the bird app 'Merlin' showing what it thought of my squeaky shoes.Screencap from the bird app 'Merlin' showing what it thought of my squeaky shoes.
Björn Winklercoke4all
2025-04-20
2025-04-20

Wist je dat je via een zoekmachine heel makkelijk alle Monty Python films kan vinden op archive.org?

De tiener en ik keken net naar Life of Brian en we hebben hardop gelachen. (Ik heb ‘m zeker 25 geleden gezien dus was veel vergeten, erg blij mee)

Nu donatietje doen aan dit geweldige internetarchief!

#LifeOfBrian #InternetArchive

Free JulianFree_Julian
2025-04-20

ενώ οι Ρωμαίοι φέρνουν τεχνολογική και οργανωτική πρόοδο,επιβάλλουν παράλληλα μια καταπιεστική «ειρήνη» (Pax Romana) η οποία στην ουσία σημαίνει υποταγή

2025-04-19

Ted Tocks Covers

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Originally posted on March 30, 2018

Back to the early days of Ted Tocks Covers.

An Easter weekend tradition from #MontyPython and the #LifeofBrian.

“Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
Don’t grumble, give a whistle
And this’ll help things turn out for the best
And… always look on the bright side of life”

tedtockscovers.wordpress.com/2

your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦blogdiva
2025-04-18

Terry Jones will forever be my favorite Terry

youtu.be/DRa0S8Aa78g

Arnim Sommer 🇪🇺ArnimRanthoron@ruhr.social
2025-04-18

Erschreckend, wie aktuell #LifeOfBrian #LebenDesBrian immer noch ist…

The Life of BrianBrian_Mahoney@mas.to
2025-04-18

Maybe 10 years ago, I was a member of a group that was formed to analyze violence between young, black males. I was the only Caucasian in the group, only because the chair said to me after the first organizing meeting, "Come to the next session" In the IT group, I'm the only non-Japanese out of five volunteers. In the e-seminars, I'm the only volunteer but I'm also the only non-Asian and also the only male. I'm not sure what that says about anything but it's an honour.

#lifeofbrian

UnitedWeStand🇪🇺🌻johkra
2025-04-18

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