#Lyrics

Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-11-25
Original Garfield comic from March 6, 2019
Text replaced with lyrics from: Shake It Off

Transcript:
• I Shake It Off
• I Shake It Off
• Heartbreakers Gonna Break


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  "Dear ask a dog, who's stronger? Cats or dogs?"
• Odie:  Huhhhhhhhhhh.
• Garfield:  Dogs, but only if you count their breath.

The comic strip is a three-panel strip featuring three different animals: a dog, a lion, and a tiger. The dog is shown sitting and looking down at the paper, while the lion appears to be trying to shake the dog's hand. Finally, the tiger, sitting next to the dog, appears to be shaking the dog's hand, causing a humorous scene. The comic strip ends with the tiger shaking the dog's hand, and the message reads "I shake it off", which adds a light-hearted touch to the story.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-11-25
Original Garfield comic from March 5, 2019
Text replaced with lyrics from: Name

Transcript:
• That's A Shame
• You Could Hide Beside Me
• Maybe For A While
• And I Won't Tell No One Your Name


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Original Text:
• Jon:  I'm going to read a book a day!  Wow, this is long. Maybe a book a week.  Oh, forget it. I'll go see a movie based on a book.
• Garfield:  Or just watch the trailer.

The image shows a graphic strip featuring three panels, each depicting a man and his dog. In the first panel, a man is reading a book to his dog. The second panel depicts the man reading out loud to the dog. The final panel shows the man giving the dog a name. The comic strip is a humorous portrayal of a father and his dog's relationship, as they share stories and bond over a good read.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-11-25

#Garfield #music #NovemberRain
#bot #lyrics

Original Garfield comic from March 4, 2019
Text replaced with lyrics from: November Rain

Transcript:
• You're Not The Only One
• Don't Ya Think That You Need Somebody?



The image is a comic strip featuring three panels, each depicting a cat in different positions and facial expressions. The first panel shows a cat sitting and looking up with a thoughtful expression. The second panel portrays the cat lying down on its side with a relaxed demeanor. The third panel features the cat standing with its paw up in the air, giving the impression that it is pondering the situation. The comic strip effectively utilizes the cat's positions and expressions to convey the humor and insight behind the message.
Random Bob Dylan LyricsRandomBobDylanLyrics@zirk.us
2025-11-25

 They brag about your sugar
 Brag about it all over town
 Put some sugar in my bowl
 I feel like laying down
 I’m pale as a ghost
 Holding a blossom on a stem
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Song: “Spirit on the Water”
Album: Modern Times
First played: 2006-10-22
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bobdylan.com/songs/spirit-wate
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#Music #Rock #Folk #Dylan #BobDylan #MusicHistory #Lyrics #Poetry

Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-11-25
Original Garfield comic from March 2, 2019
Text replaced with lyrics from: You Wanted More

Transcript:
• Love Is Tragic


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  Pooky has never lost a staring contest.

The comic strip consists of three panels, each depicting different situations involving Garfield, a cat, and a teddy bear. In the first panel, Garfield is shown sitting on a chair with his nose pressed against the window, while another cat appears in the background. In the second panel, Garfield sits on a chair with his nose against the window, and the same other cat is present. The third panel shows Garfield sitting on a chair with his nose against the window, and the teddy bear is also present. The panel that includes the teddy bear suggests that Garfield is having a conversation with it, possibly expressing feelings of love and concern. The panel with the teddy bear also includes a thought bubble, where a caption reads "Love is tragic" or "You wanted more," indicating that the story conveys a message about the value of love or the futility of seeking more.
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2025-11-25
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-11-25
Original Garfield comic from March 1, 2019
Text replaced with lyrics from: Baby One More Time

Transcript:
• I Must Confess
• That My Loneliness
• Is Killing Me Now
• Don't You Know I Still Believe


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Original Text:
• Arlene:  I had a bad night last night.
• Garfield:  Oh, so did I.
• Arlene:  A dog chased me up a tree. How about you?
• Garfield:  I spend the whole night not getting any sleep, what with all the barking and screaming going on.

The comic strip shows three panels featuring the characters Garfield, who is orange and white, and another character called Baby One More Time, who is black and white. In the first panel, Garfield is sitting in a chair with a thought bubble that says "I am alone". In the second panel, Garfield is lying down with another thought bubble stating "Killing me now". In the third panel, both Garfield and Baby One More Time are sitting in chairs, with Garfield's thought bubble saying "Don't you know I still believe in you".
Laurie Anderson Lyric Botlaurieandersonlyricbot2
2025-11-24

And he said: Listen there's no guarantee
Nature's got rules and Nature's got laws
but listen look out for the monkey's paw
And I said: Whaaat? He said:

Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-11-24
Original Garfield comic from February 28, 2019
Text replaced with lyrics from: Gangsta's Paradise

Transcript:
• So I Gotta Be Down With The Hood Team
• Too Much Television Watchin' Got Me Chasin' Dreams
• I'm An Educated Fool With Money On My Mind
• Got My Ten In My Hand And A Gleam In My Eye


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Original Text:
• TV:  Help! Help!  Save me from the quicksand,whiskers!  Wake up and save me, you lazy cat!
• Garfield:  Hey, pal, the cat has his priorities, okay?

This is a comic strip featuring an orange Garfield cat in various funny situations. In the first panel, the Garfield cat is sitting on a chair and has a puzzled look on his face as he watches the TV. The second panel shows the cat in a comical and humorous state while sitting in the same chair. The third panel shows the cat looking out of the window, which makes the cat even more endearing as it seems to be longing to be outside. Overall, the comic strip captures the humorous antics of the beloved cat.
Random Bob Dylan LyricsRandomBobDylanLyrics@zirk.us
2025-11-24

 The suffering is unending
 Every nook and cranny has its tears
 I’m not playing, I’m not pretending
 I’m not nursing any superfluous fears
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Song: “Ain’t Talkin’”
Album: Modern Times
First played: 2006-11-20
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bobdylan.com/songs/aint-talkin/
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#Music #Rock #Folk #Dylan #BobDylan #MusicHistory #Lyrics #Poetry

Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-11-24
Original Garfield comic from February 27, 2019
Text replaced with lyrics from: Bitch

Transcript:
• But You Look At Me Like Maybe
• I'm An Angel Underneath
• Innocent And Sweet


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Original Text:
• TV:  Next on "nature's biggest enemies"...  A spider battles a biant wasp.
• Spider:  Sweet! I have five flies on this fight!


The comic strip features three panels, each depicting a different scene. The panels are arranged in a row against a gray background. In the first panel, a cat is shown sitting in front of a computer monitor. The second panel depicts the cat watching a television screen, with the cat's head resting on a table. The third panel shows the cat with its head on the table, gazing at a spider crawling on the table. The text in the comic strip includes humorous and entertaining content, and it is likely written in English.
Karl Fredrik 🦊 🔜 39c3 📞QFOXkfh@chaos.social
2025-11-24

Amber
starlight

Break away the day
and bring to me the night

If I should rest before this ends

Break the clouds,
make them turn to sand ~

#lyrics

Random Bob Dylan LyricsRandomBobDylanLyrics@zirk.us
2025-11-24

 Cinderella, she seems so easy
 “It takes one to know one,” she smiles
 And puts her hands in her back pockets
 Bette Davis style
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Song: “Desolation Row”
Album: Highway 61 Revisited
First played: 1965-08-28
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bobdylan.com/songs/desolation-
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#Music #Rock #Folk #Dylan #BobDylan #MusicHistory #Lyrics #Poetry

Laurie Anderson Lyric Botlaurieandersonlyricbot2
2025-11-24

We're going down by the muddy river.
We begin again down by the muddy river.
We're walking down by down by the muddy river.
We're going down by down by the muddy river.

Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-11-24
Original Garfield comic from February 25, 2019
Text replaced with lyrics from: When I Come Around

Transcript:
• 'Cause You Know Where I'll Be Found
• When I Come Around
• Well, I Heard It All Before, So Don't Knock Down My Door


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  I will do...  Whatever it takes...  To not do whatever it takes.

In this 3-panel comic strip, three drawings of the same cat (or bear, depending on the specific panel) are arranged vertically in a row. Each panel depicts the cat in a different state of relaxation, with one drawing lying down, another sitting upright, and the third laying on its back. The panels are accompanied by speech bubbles that ask questions and provide explanations about the cat's state of relaxation. The first panel starts with a question such as "Where do I come from?" followed by an answer in the second panel, "When I come around," and a final answer in the third panel. The overall layout of the comic strip and the different states of the cat create a narrative flow that guides the viewer through the story.

I'm not ever gonna worry about tomorrow
As long as he makes everything alright today
I'd rather wonder a little and have his lovin'
'Cause when he loves me, he loves me all the way.

When he loves me, he really loves me
There's nothin' left for me to say
Oh, when he loves me, he really loves me
He loved me all the way.

Tammy Wynette

#Lyrics

BrownSquirrelBrownSquirrel
2025-11-24

Heardle Lyrical #513

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Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-11-24
Original Garfield comic from February 23, 2019
Text replaced with lyrics from: Without Me

Transcript:
• Fuck That, Cum On Your Lips And Some On Your Tits
• And Get Ready 'Cause This Shit's About To Get Heavy
• I Just Settled All My Lawsuits
• Fuck You Debbie!


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Original Text:
• TV:  And now back to "attack of the 50-foot cat".  Here he comes, men! Let's distract him...  Deploy the 100-foot laser pointer!
• Garfield:  Oooo!

The comic strip consists of three panels, each depicting a different scene. In the first panel, a cat sits comfortably on a chair with its paw on the armrest. The second panel shows the cat lounging on a couch with its paws on the armrest. The final panel displays the cat sitting on the floor, looking at the camera. The series of panels follows the same setting with a cat sitting on a chair, a cat sitting on a couch, and the cat sitting on the floor. The overall theme of the comic strip is humor and situational comedy.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-11-24
Original Garfield comic from February 22, 2019
Text replaced with lyrics from: Hey Ya

Transcript:
• Don't Want To Meet Your Daddy
• Hey Ya!
• Just Want You In My Caddy
• Hey Ya!


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  With the help of my assistant, Jon, I will make everyone disappear!
• Jon:  It's polka time!!  Hey! Where'd everybody go?
• Garfield:  Ta-dah!

The image showcases three cartoon comics displayed side by side on a gray wall. Each comic has a different layout and story, but all of them involve the same central theme: a man has a large gaddy over his shoulder and is being pursued by three people, including a woman and a dog. The comics also have humor and satire, adding a lighthearted touch to the scene.
Random Bob Dylan LyricsRandomBobDylanLyrics@zirk.us
2025-11-24

 If not for you
 Winter would have no spring
 Couldn’t hear the robin sing
 I just wouldn’t have a clue
 Anyway it wouldn’t ring true
 If not for you
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Song: “If Not for You”
Album: New Morning
First played: 1992-04-14
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bobdylan.com/songs/if-not-you/
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#Music #Rock #Folk #Dylan #BobDylan #MusicHistory #Lyrics #Poetry

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