#MacJohnsonFarm

JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2024-10-13

Here’s what I assume is an Indian runner / mallard hybrid duck. I made friends with this fellow at a fair in Connecticut last year. I’d like to someday have one of these cuties at #MacJohnsonFarm.

#Duck #Mallard #IndianRunnerDuck #dreams

EDIT: added the word “at.” SMH, always w/ the typos!

A duck that stands quite tall with its torso mostly pointed up as opposed to being more horizontal in typical western ducks. It wears the suit of a mallard. Green head, white neck stripe and bird of brown, black and white
JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2024-02-14

We were unable to find a referral, despite the fedi's best efforts to help. But no worries. We recently drove past a small homestead with a sign that they raise chicks. I just ordered one each of: California White, Cinnamon Queen, Black Sexlink.

It's never too early to start considering names... The new chicks in the flock will be joining: Reptar, Karen, Queen Bee...

#MacJohnsonFarm #Chickens #BackyardChickens

JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2024-01-15

I wonder if there is a niche on YouTube for a channel that follows a family of corporate lackeys by day / naturalists by night who dream of dumping the 'burbs to live on acreage in BFE doing permaculture, raising veggies, animals and trying to be wholesome? Been thinking on this for years now... #macjohnsonfarm

JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2023-12-23

Today I learned about using Willow to make living fences. I am absolutely in love with this idea. I wish we had the land for #MacJohnsonFarm figured out now so we could be planting and what not today, for our future-selves. youtu.be/MPR0-06L2ks?si=poopie (de-identified YouTube link) #permaculture #willow #missouri

JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2023-11-02

It’s peak #blackwalnut processing season here in #Missouri. The first of what I hope will be many for #macjohnsonfarm.

This year I’m hulling with a pressure washer. Next year I’ll have a machine and will finish with the washer.

It took me 40 minutes to hull one five-gallon bucket worth. That’s 213 nuts. I have eight 27-gallon totes more to go 😱

A bunch of black walnuts with dark black husks seen in a holder which is used to pressure wash themA blue 5 gallon bucket contains pressure washed black walnuts. The bucket is mostly empty. Perhaps only a third or a quarter full. These black walnuts, with the husks, were overflowing the bucket when I started. In the back is a drying rack I made.
JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2023-10-07

Every day I feed our chickens, give them scraps, pet their booties, make sure they have plenty of water. Even let them free range the back yard now and then.

Yet they overwhelmingly prefer @Jillianmarisa. To the point that it’s outright offensive.

She comes in the back yard and they rush up to her, love on her and follow her around. They typically run way from me.

Jerks! But I still love ‘em.

#BackyardChickens #MacJohnsonFarm

Karen is a Plymouth barred rock hen. They are black and white striped with bright red comb and a waddle. She’s skeptically looking at me, trying to determine if I will give her a treat only after Jillian has left the backyard.
JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2023-06-29

Garlic time! We’re a little late this year and unfortunately we got to the scapes late as well. Bulb size really suffered on the hard necks ☹️.

Past few years we have grown three types. Two soft neck varieties Inchelium Red and Kay's Backyard. Plus one hardneck variety called Music.

This year the Inchelium Red far outperformed the others. Kay‘s did OK and the music was a dud. Mostly our fault.

#Missouri #KC #Zone6A #GarlicHarvest #gardening #GrowYourOwn #Garlic #MacJohnsonFarm

A few dozen bulbs laid out on a drying table in the backyard.A hand holds a large bulb and an offshoot smaller bulb
JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2023-05-29

Yesterday we went on another #Aplaca experience. This was our fourth farm visited in just a few months. Slowly learning as much as we can so we’re well-positioned for when we are finally able to get the real #MacJohnsonFarm off the ground.

JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2023-05-24

We hope that in the next 5ish years we will be on some land, far away from the noise, pollution and traffic of the ‘burbs. Until then we’re visiting farms on our travels and learning everything we can. Here’s a beautiful alpaca from a farm we visited in Ohio last weekend. #Alpacas #alpaca #MacJohnsonFarm

A chocolate brown alpaca with large beautiful brown eyes almost smiling as it looks at the camera
JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2023-03-24

I made a 13 second YouTube short of a chicken kicking a straw bale with Mortal Kombat sound effects and even some fancy lightning bolts.

It's absolutely stupid, and I don't care. I freaking LOVE IT.

youtube.com/shorts/ladf_soc4IQ

#MortalKombat #Hens #BackyardChickens #RetroGamer #MacJohnsonFarm

JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2023-03-23

Our chickens love to dismantle straw bales. So I took over an hour of footage of them doing just that, and time-lapsed it into just about 5 minutes. This is the very first #MacJohnsonFarm video. Let me know what you think!

youtu.be/5FuFlSbuXyE

#TimeLapse #BackyardChickens #OddlyEntertaining

JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2023-03-20

I have a big dumb grin on my face because I finally registered an email address and YouTube channel for #MacJohnsonFarm. We're already on the IG for those interested. Some day we'll be chicken, goat and alpaca influencers and quit our day jobs... Maybe. Hopefully. instagram.com/macjohnsonfarm/

JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2023-03-18

Our aspirations for #MacJohnsonFarm now include alpacas. For those keeping track it’s: Tomatoes, cabbage, dogs, chickens, ducks, goats, alpacas, trees, nuts, syrups.

JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2023-02-28

If we are ever able to get #MacJohnsonFarm off the ground and quit our jobs I think we will name our animals after BS #CorpLife concepts. I can see it now:

“Salesforce, stop 💩ing in the water trough!”

“Dammit, @Jillianmarisa! PCI compliance jumped the fence again.”

“Aww, looks like Agile and Waterfall made up again. They sure love one another.”

… And a rooster named “can you go on mute please?”

JL Johnson :veri_mast:User47@vmst.io
2023-02-14

Tonight @Jillianmarisa and I ran the numbers and put together a business plan around nuts and trees.

Every little thing we can do to learn, and build towards making #MacJohnsonFarm a reality… Our #CorpLife jobs are killing us. Me, unfortunately, literally.

Jillian Johnson :veri_paw:Jillianmarisa@vmst.io
2022-11-19

#Introduction time

Missouri #MasterNaturalist
Frequent #Postcrossing user
#AvGeek
Two doggos: #BoeingDog and #WinstonDog
Starting our dream #MacJohnsonFarm in #Missouri

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