#MakesNoSense

ロベルトファルク ☕Streakmachine@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-06-22

Wait, Koei made a word processor? For the SEGA Saturn?! But… but…

#MakesNoSense #ButIStillWantToExploreIt #SegaSaturn

2025-05-04

The futility of trying to make sense of English: Depending on where you're from, humour is not humor. That you'd think so is really humorous 🤷 #EnglishSpelling #humour #humor #makesNoSense

Yvonne ‘looks undocumented’grammasaurus
2025-04-17

Easter Sunday is this weekend, and current prices at my grocery store are just like they are before Thanksgiving.

Suddenly all the items you need for a feast are deeply discounted: asparagus, broccoli, potatoes, beans, even corn on the cob! (not sure where they grow it in the US this time of year, but cheaper this week than many weeks last summer!)

Baking supplies are much cheaper too—flour, chocolate, butter (Kerrygold is usually $1/oz, this week it was $5/8oz)

Yvonne ‘looks undocumented’grammasaurus
2025-04-12

thedailybeast.com/does-new-spe

Why bring up the fact that Speaker Johnson has no bank account?

Because DOGE’s latest moves at SSA would deny legal immigrants access to banks and credit cards by revoking their SSN’s. “terrorists”, y’know.

I wish someone would follow up on the bankless Johnson story. Does his salary go into an envelope?

Don’t know about you, but I got a slightly better mortgage deal by using auto withdrawal—which means you have a bank account.

MyMetric360MyMetric360
2025-02-11

Why Do People Say Things That Make No Sense at All?

Hey there, everyone! 🌟 So, I’ve been thinking about those quirky phrases we often hear that honestly make no freaking sense at all. 🤔 Like, who comes up with this stuff? Here are some of my top picks for common things people say that make no sense: "It’s not rocket science." 🚀 […]
mymetric360.com/question/why-d

MyMetric360MyMetric360
2025-02-08

Why Do People Say Things That Make No Sense at All?

Hey there, everyone! 🌟 So, I’ve been thinking about those quirky phrases we often hear that honestly make no freaking sense at all. 🤔 Like, who comes up with this stuff? Here are some of my top picks for common things people say that make no sense: "It’s not rocket science." 🚀 […]
mymetric360.com/question/why-d

MyMetric360MyMetric360
2025-02-06

Why Do People Say Things That Make No Sense at All?

Hey there, everyone! 🌟 So, I’ve been thinking about those quirky phrases we often hear that honestly make no freaking sense at all. 🤔 Like, who comes up with this stuff? Here are some of my top picks for common things people say that make no sense: "It’s not rocket science." 🚀 […]
mymetric360.com/question/why-d

19winston84 🇪🇺🍋#FCKNZS19winston84@mastodon.online
2024-08-23

And at the same time, they let ministers of Wilders’ extreme right, Putin-supporting, Orban-loving #PVV attend those meetings in person. #MakesNoSense
mastodon.social/@Tribo/1130107

2024-05-13

@GottaLaff

420k-50k(red finch)-60k(remainder of mikey's bonus)-130k(to daniels) is $180k.

So the "famously frugal" mangolini paid an extra $180k on $240k in bills just to keep his name out of the daniels deal. It also moved that $240k in bills from being paid in 2016 to 2017 and first couple months of 2018. I wonder if they had a liquidity crunch in 2016.

#makesNoSense

AlisonW ♿🏳️‍🌈♾️AlisonW@fedimon.uk
2024-04-20

And twenty minutes later it arrives. #MakesNoSense!

2023-10-26

I don’t get why girls(and boys) wear so much makeup or any makeup in the heat of the sun… you’re, like, sweating. You’re sweating off the makeup… #makesnosense

2023-09-04

Tried Today to create a simple Google Ad for my Local IT Support business.

Simple ad to let local people in my specific postcode about us.

Didn't realise that Google blocks all ads for 3rd Party PC Support. I can understand some extra checks might need to be made to make sure the business is legit and not people scamming passwords/logins etc but surely legit businesses should be able to advertise, especially as it has my phone number and home address on the ad

#google #ads #makesnosense

♍️ Heather 👩🏻‍🦯PynkEmber@universeodon.com
2023-08-28

The 2023 #USOpen, aka the #tennis major that is being broadcast absolutely nowhere. It's not on the official app, it's not on any of the free #ESPN channels, and it's not on #TennisChannel either,#MakesNoSense

Em-squaredemsquared
2023-07-06

Why is it not raining?

AlisonW (⚾🏟️🏔️🏏)AlisonW_RedSox@fedimon.uk
2023-06-17

I really don't understand how the pitcher who gave up the most runs can be awarded the win.
#RedSox #MakesNoSense

2023-04-22

TV ad: “Please don’t take this medication if you are allergic to any of its ingredients.”

Me: since I am not involved in the production of said medication, how the heck would I know if I am allergic to any of its ingredients?!
#stupid #IHateDrugCompanies #MakesNoSense #StupidCommercials

Murdo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿riggs7sct@mastodon.scot
2023-04-08
Yvonne ‘looks undocumented’grammasaurus
2023-02-23

@dcjohnson @vecrumba A glaring hypocrisy of the whole issue is that Repub’s insist that poor people should have to have a job in order to qualify for SNAP benefits, or anything else that helps them when they’re struggling. But when we do have jobs and pay into social security, for decades, they think that giving that money back to us as a benefit when we retire is also wrong.

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