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this is likely the absolute WORST product idea/fusion/crossover and launch, EVER. #thc #Malört #malort #illinois #why #whoaskedforthis #vile #disgusting

An Illinois based dispensary, nuEra, teams up with the makers of one of Chicago's "finest" to bring you: THC-infused Malört! Image text: "Introducing nuEra x Malört. The Chicago High Five. 10mg & 25mg. For all Malört Loving Stoners. A Nu Infused Herb-aceous Flavor You'll Love? Available Now!"

New video trying malort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re--ZZDioqY&t=8s

#Drinking #drinktube #drag #malort #CandyDandy

Now that there's a #chicago #pope , hoping to see the ceremonial wine replaced with Malört. That'll weed out the weak of faith real quickly.

#malort

BREAKING: The new #Pope has declared #Malort with be the official wine of the #Eucharist.

It's weird to me that Jepsen's Malört keeps showing up in these stories, I've lived my whole life in the city and had never heard of it or tasted it until I was well into adulthood. I'm also deadly sure that almost none of the writers who keep including it as a "Chicago thing" have tasted it either, because you'll most likely only do it once 🤢

#Chicago #malört

[spoiler] I really just wanted to make a malört hashtag [/spoiler] https://flipboard.com/@salon/food-2ddco4njz/-/a-lGS2vL4gSOagJhRolr1Wtg%3Aa%3A3199680-%2F0

“This is my body, it’s thick and delicious”

#pope #chicago #malort #ChicagoDeepDish #catholics

Pope hands holding a tiny Chicago deep dish pizza like it was a communion wafer. Bottle of Malört in the background instead of wine

@biancotitanio About to replace communion wine with Malört
#malort #chicago #pope

Some of my favorite #starwars #cosplay that I have seen @c2e2.

#c2e22025 #c2e2cosplay #malort @jeppsonsmalort

This was the final painting in the #slashermovies / #malort series which included #choptop himself, Bill Moseley with the Champaign of pain, #jeppsonsmalort. I did six of these amazing paintings featuring horror icons and it connected me with horror fans and malort masochists all over the country.

Well. Had to start somewhere. I guess this is hello world. I hope to see you in the Fizzy Knickers server in Wreckfest every Wednesday starting 6:30 pm pacific.
#wreckfest #twitch #stream #malort

#greatlakes #michigan #lakemichigan #lakesuperior #Faygo #vernors #funny #malort #coneyisland #coneydog #MapleSyrup #chicago

"A satellite image of the Great Lakes region in North America with humorous, regionally inspired labels replacing the traditional lake names. The labels include 'Gulf of Vernors' for Lake Superior, 'Loch Malört' for Lake Michigan, 'Faygo Bay' for Lake Huron, 'Lake Coney Sauce' for Lake Erie, and 'Maple Syrup' for Lake Ontario. The names reference well-known Midwestern foods and drinks, such as Vernors ginger ale, Malört liqueur, Faygo soda, coney sauce from Detroit-style hot dogs, and maple syrup, commonly associated with Canada and the northern U.S.

I had this #cocktail this evening. Way better than straight #Malort.

#Chicago

Jeppson's Hard Sell
Malört, bergamot, Grand Marnier, turbinado, lemon

And here it is folks - the most Chicago photo of 2024....

For those of you not from Chicago, Malört is the local liquor. I have never had it but apparently it is awful. You usually drink it with a beer as a chaser.

Photo taken on 26 December 2024.

I have not been posting much here lately. I have a a newborn at home so my hands are a bit full. I have a backlog of about 100+ photos from 2024. I am going to try hard to post more on 2025!

For more photos from Chicago in 2024, please see the following collection: https://pixelfed.social/c/663071745137621534

#Chicago #Illinois #Midwest #USA #Street #StreetPhotography #Advertising #Chicagoland #Alcohol #Beer #BeersofMastodon #Beers #Malört #liquor
@beersofmastodon@a.gup.pe

An advertisement on the side of a vehicle. It has a woman with a shot glass on her hand with a grimace on her face. Over her image is the word "MALÖRT" in red letters. Underneath is the phrase "Do Not Enjoy. Responsibly" in white letters. Everything is on a mustard yellow background.

#BostonWeekend 13/x
Saturday

If any of these apply to you:
1. Appreciate unusual ice cream flavor combos, like Jeppson's #Malort, caramel, and raspberry
2. Like supporting great non profit orgs
3. Enjoy the music of #CarlyRaeJepsen

Check out Saturday's #IceCream drop at Gracie's in #UnionSquare #SomervilleMA . Pints are a $10 donation.
https://bsky.app/profile/unlikelywords.bsky.social/post/3ld5p46mik22c

So I’ve seen the #Malort deviled eggs thing. And several have sent it to me. But there’s a problem here.

Why would you ruin good Malort by mixing it with the worst food on the planet, deviled eggs? #food

Layover at #Chicago #Ohare, got some very disappointing Chinese food and was bummed to not get #malort at the airport bar, but an #OldStyle will have to suffice.

I survived 8 winters in #Chicago from my mid-20’s on, and somehow, someway, never tasted #Malört: https://www.instagram.com/p/DCsiQ6msfTC/?igsh=MXNsYnF5aGk3dTdlbA==

The latest food notes is out now.

#food #mezze #cheese #malort

https://allthethingsieat.substack.com/p/food-notes-1119

#Malört -oween (in Boston for some reason)

@kaisten.bsky.social sad i am not in the boston area for one reason and that is backbar's malort- oween cocktails night

Advert:

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„Wer zu dieser Äußerung kommt, sich von allen Vorbildern und Vorstellungen befreit, hemmungslos die natürliche Spur entstehen läßt, kehrt zu seinem wahren Wesen zurück. Das Formulationsspiel im Malort ist keine Therapie, sondern eben Therapie-vorbeugend, weil es Fähigkeiten fördert, die zur Entfaltung und Stärkung der Persönlichkeit führen.“
(Arno Stern, 1924-2024)

#malort #arnostern #selbstausdruck

https://mkdreports.substack.com/p/ein-ort-um-sich-selbst-zu-entdecken

#Malort

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