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Target blankets got me out here sounding like a Victorian woman fainting.

#BlanketMoan #BoycottTarget #TargetTingles #SoftnessOverload #FabricFreak #ThrowBlanketThirst #CozyKink #HomeGoodsMoaning #RetailRomance #TargetMood #CozyAddict #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Photo of a woman caressing a blanket in Target while a headline says her only hobby is gasping at soft blankets—relatable for anyone who has audibly moaned in the home décor aisle like the plush fabric was a spiritual awakening.

BREAKING NEWS

#AuntTifa #ConspiracyCore #KeyboardWarriorEnergy #BoomerMultiverse #FacebookLore #MemePolitics #NothingIsReal #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

TFG with platinum hair staring intensely like she’s been tagged in 4,000 Facebook arguments; meme text says “We have found Aunt Tifa,” poking fun at the fat that ANTIFA is a made up boogeyman.

Dream loud, clap cheeks louder.

#ManifestWithBooty #PiggyPowerMoves #LawOfAssShaking #DreamsAndCheeks #TwerkForSuccess #BootyfulGoals #OinkIfYouAgree #MuppetThicc #MotivationalMeme #PopThatPork #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Illustration of Miss Piggy in glamorous pearls and pink dress with the text, “Throw that ass in the direction of your dreams,” styled like a retro motivational poster but way hornier than any guidance counselor would allow.

Big scary ocean puppy go owwie wowwie on da Lego blocky.

#FootsieWootsieHurty #SharkieCryCry #BlockyOuchie #SharkVsLego #BabySharkTears #LegoPainOlympics #SharkTantrum #ToyStoryButViolent #OceanMemes #UnderTheSea #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Image of a great white shark leaping out of the water, mouth open wide like it’s shrieking, captioned as if the shark stepped on a Lego and is now crying like a giant aquatic baby with a hurt footsie wootsie.

Every hour is a fresh opportunity to not do it.

#ProcrastinationLogic #KermitChill #TimeIsFake #DelayDiscipline #IllDoItLater #ClockBlocked #HourlyExcuses #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Text meme says: “Me: I’ll do it at 8. Time: 8:05. Me: Looks like I gotta wait till 9 now.” Below is Kermit the Frog plush lying back relaxed with hands behind head.

Metatarsal life hack: why get up when your toes can do the labor?

#ProductivityFail #FootCurtainFlex #FootFetish #ProcrastinationStation #LazyGenius #BedOlympics #PeakEfficiency #ToePowered #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Photo of a person lying in bed, scrolling on their phone, with one leg raised to pull the curtains closed using their foot. Caption above says: “I’m gonna be so productive today. Me:”

My brain isn’t rotting, it’s dry-aging for maximum flavor.

#BigBrain #BrainBakedGoods #SecretIngredient #FermentedThoughts #DryAgedBrain #PickledNoggin #CrockpotCortex #Moist #FlavorfulMind #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Meme shows two cats, rotten bananas, a cartoon brain, and banana bread. Text says: “my brain isn’t rotting, I’m saving it for banana bread.”

NASA shaking in their little space boots rn.

#FlatEarthScience #ToolboxPeerReview #StayLevel #PhysicsWho #DIYAstronomy #TheEarthIsTool #BubbleProof #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Photo of a bubble level tool placed on rocky ground, with caption: “Evidence the earth is flat.” The joke mocks flat earth conspiracy theories by pretending the bubble level proves the planet isn’t round.

When you thought math couldn’t get worse, he added letters.

#MathIsHell #SolveForSatan #AlgebraicEvil #LettersBelongInWords #EquationOfDoom #MathTrauma #SatanicCurriculum #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Painting-style meme of Satan whispering into someone’s ear. Text says: “Put the alphabet into math.”

From enigmatic smile to “🌶️ link in bio.”

#MonaGlowUp #DaVinciVsDaFilter #FromOilToLipFiller #ArtHistoryRedone #InfluencerRenaissance #FilterLisa #MonaGlow #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Split image of the Mona Lisa: left shows the classic 1500s painting, right shows a modern parody version labeled 2025, with exaggerated makeup, lip fillers, cleavage, and Instagram-model style.

Not quite the rhyming couplet I remember from childhood.

#SeussGoneWild #CatInTheHatUnhinged #DrSeussSays #StorytimeButMakeItAdult #NotForKids #RealTalkRhymes #CuntChronicles #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Parody book cover styled like Dr. Seuss. It shows the Cat in the Hat with text that reads: “Most people are cunts, by Dr. Seuss.”

Someone call R. Kelly—actually, no don’t.

#UrineMyHeart #LoveLanguageWeird #PeePuns #LiquidRomance #MonkeyLove #GoldenAffection #ToiletHumor #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Meme with two baby monkeys peeking through a pink heart shape. Text says: “ARE YOU PEE? cuz urine my heart <3.” Joke plays on a word pun with “urine” and love, mixing cuteness with bathroom humor.

Somewhere in the 80s, Richard Simmons just croaked.

#FrogFitness #LeotardLegend #SwampAerobics #SweatyStyle #AmphibianGains #FrogJazzercise #ProfuseFrogging #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Cartoon frog wearing a striped pink leotard and legwarmers, holding one leg high in a workout pose. Text reads: “I sweat the small stuff profusely!” Joke plays on 80s aerobics fashion and the idea of frogs working out.

Studying buttholes is like archaeology—you spend hours digging through layers of crap hoping to find meaning.

#ButtholeArchaeology #DiggingForMeaning #CrapLayers #AncientSecrets #IndianaBones #AcademicButtStuff #ScholarlyCrap #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Cosmic meme with dolphins jumping in front of a huge moon. Text reads, “I just learned that Analogy is NOT the study of Buttholes.” A random flying demon also appears for no reason.

“Hey Siri play Despacito”

#SiriPlayDespacito #BotHumiliation #AIClapback #DespacitoMoment #DigitalDrama #RobotWinsAgain #MemeSoundtrack #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Screenshot of a chat where someone asks an AI to pick a number; the AI’s replies turn the game into a dramatic no-contact pact. Caption reads: “Congrats, you just got dunked on by a robot,” poking fun at being roasted by software.

baby talk → therapy talk → lawyer talk

#ComedyHistory #FromBabyTalkToDivorceTalk #GenerationalJokes #HumorEvolution #TherapyToAlimony #DarkComedyTimeline #StandupThroughTheAges #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Meme shows three cartoon panels comparing generational humor. Gen Z humor is random nonsense (“Skibidi”), Millennial humor is about mental illness (“I have depression”), and Boomer humor is about failed marriages (“I hate my wife”). The caption reframes this as the history of comedy: baby talk, therapy talk, then lawyer talk.

Seeing the straights flirt in the wild: “Previously… on Love Island.”

#LikeEw #LoveIslandInTheWild #StraightPeopleSpotted #CouplingUpIRL #RealityShowEnergy #OmgJustLikeLoveIsland #HeterosexualHijinks #ITVButMakeItLife #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Screenshot of a tweet that says: “whenever i see straight people im like omg just like in love island.” The joke equates seeing straight couples in real life to watching the reality TV dating show Love Island.

GA = “Garage Access.”

#ThankULexus #GarageAccessTour #AsphaltGrande #DangerousUturn #GodIsAValet #ConcertLotEra #ParkingLotPrincess #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Tweet shows a fan bragging about scoring general admission Ariana Grande tickets, but the receipt clearly says “Ariana Grande Parking.” The joke reply points out the mistake, and the situation is turned into car- and parking-related puns as if the fan paid $122 to attend a parking lot concert.

The real chicken-and-egg problem: rent’s due.

#ChickenOrEgg #HenVsEgg #EggsistentialDread #Cluckery #PhilosophyProblems #FeatheredLogic #BreakfastDebate #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Cartoon chicken angrily refusing constant demands to “lay an egg,” playing on the classic chicken-and-egg problem but making it about exhaustion and annoyance instead of philosophy.

If that’s the case, I’m Jeff Bezos

#PoopRich #BrownStandardBillionaire #ToiletTycoon #AssEconomyBooming #ShitcoinInvestor #ScatStonks #FlushFundsOnly #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A war-memorial style comic engraving shows soldiers guarding a huge stone monument engraved with: “Poop is the money of the butt.”

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