#IToldYou; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; but...

They're #DefinitelyNot #TakingTheHobbitsToIsengard... #NotAnymore...

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[#Viewers are #Advised / #Reminded that the #Following #Performance contains #ExcessiveParody; #MenWithBeards; an #Accordion, and #TriggerWarningsThroughout]

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#TheDreadCrewOfOddwood: They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJGGlVg5PpY

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