#ModernProblemsForOldTVCharacters

Inkicaninkican
2025-04-27

Ron Swanson and Leslie Knope become government consultants - quickly lose all funding because of DOGE.


Inkicaninkican
2025-04-27

Klinger abandons his cross-dressing campaign after DADT passes. Leaves the military and creates a private security contractor company of LGBT soldiers called 'the Drag Queen Dragoons.'


Inkicaninkican
2025-04-27

Marge finally leaves Homer for Mr. Burns - says as long as she's going to be abused and neglected, she might as well get a nice payday.


Inkicaninkican
2025-04-27

Danny Tanner - long-time SF resident - decides to transition MTF and gives new meaning to the phrase 'cut it out!'


Inkicaninkican
2025-04-27

Alex P. Keaton loses his family after becoming an alt-right influencer.


Inkicaninkican
2025-04-27

Kramer successfully sues Rold Gold brand family snacks - says 'these pretzels are making me thirsty' and deserves compensation.


Inkicaninkican
2025-04-27

Archie Bunker falls down the Fox News rabbit hole - snaps and shoots Meathead at a family dinner. Now Gloria's a widow and Edith's visiting Riker's Island every Saturday - Archie blames 'cancel culture.'


Inkicaninkican
2025-04-27

Hawkeye takes his comedy on stage - bombs at every open mic.


2025-04-27
2025-04-27

#modernproblemsforoldtvcharacters #HashtagGames

John McClane is not allowed to fight the terrorists because the president of the United States made a deal with the terrorists.

They get to keep the building in exchange for the building's rare earths.

SuperMazSuperMaz
2025-04-27

He-man gets cancelled by Skeletor

2025-04-26

Mr Sulu gets addicted to posting on social media

#hashtaggames
#modernproblemsforoldtvcharacters
#georgetakei
#startrek

2025-04-26

Janeway ends up in a women’s prison but still knows how to handle herself.

#janewayisthenewblack #hashtaggames #modernproblemsforoldtvcharacters
#startrek #stvoyager

Recurver 🎯Barebower@mas.to
2025-04-26

#ModernProblemsForOldTVCharacters
#HashTagGames

Dick Tracy's wrist watch communicator gets hacked and he ends up getting fired after a crime wave takes over the city...

2025-04-26

#modernproblemsforoldtvcharacters after years of roughing suspects up, planting evidence and forging confessions, the lads in the Sweeney are stunned to discover 90% of their convictions are overturned on appeal! 🤷🏻‍♂️
#HashtagGames

Images shows the two principal characters from the tv show the sweeney, played by John thaw & Dennis waterman
2025-04-26

#modernproblemsforoldtvcharacters after passing out for the 10th time after Hannibal gives him a burger BA finally twigs what’s happening & reports Hannibal to the police.
Hannibal is found, following an ‘anonymous’ tip off, with a large stash of special nighty night snoozy time pills and ends up getting a 10 stretch in the pen.
Face goes on to run a dodgy modelling agency, Murdoch becomes a pilot for PanAm.
#HashtagGames

Image shows the character Face, ‘howling mad’ Murdoch, BA Barracus & Hannibal Smith from the TV show ‘The A team’
2025-04-26

#modernproblemsforoldtvcharacters after yet another call with HR regarding his comments on Joan’s legs, Reggie contemplates having another go at the whole ‘clothes left on a beach’ scam!
#HashtagGames

Image shows Leonard Rossiter as the character Reggie Perrin. He is engaged in a telephone call

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