One of the best feelings in life is walking down the park after a day of work followed by a though workout. Moments like these make my day, I feel healthy inside and out.
#mondaythoughts #postworkout #weeknotes #hiking #lisbon #Portugal
#MondayThoughts
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's a coincidence. #mondaythoughts
Here's a Maths problem. If George is 73 years old, and his girlfriend is 26 years old, how much money does George have? #mondaythoughts
Advertising for games used to be a lot different. #mondaythoughts
I wanted to wear some camouflage trousers, but I couldn't find them. #mondaythoughts
Failing is an interruption, not learning from it is criminal!
What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale. #mondaythoughts
What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password? 1forest1. #mondaythoughts
I rather you admit to not knowing than be brain dead.
#mondaythoughts
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y #mondaythoughts
Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe. #mondaythoughts
I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. Sadly, no pun in ten did. #mondaythoughts
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