#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#HappyHappy #CatInTheHaturday...

#Tonight's #MovieNight comes to you #Courtesy of #Scotland and #GoodScotch... #InAssociation with #TentInABox™️

#PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles and #ChocolateMiniRolls... They've got #Orange in them; #So, they're #Technically a #Fruit...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #TakingAWhizz and #JustDeciding what we're #GoingToWatch... He needs to #Concentrate - #Fitting 2 x #SixFooters in here is a #Challenge... #IT's #JustAsWell we're #IntimateFriends, aye... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#MoreRugbySocksMatter...!

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#Meanwhile...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #MakingOurselvesComfortable for #Tonight; we #Feast on #AuthenticScottishOlives and #Falafel...

#ForFancyHatFurzday...!

Also, we're #FineForDiesel... #TruckLife

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#TheThing #MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #BothNoticed is the #RecentProliferation of #20mph #TrafficCalming #Zones...

Having #Driven through #Perth and #Glenrothes; on to #Braemar and through some #VeryPrettyLittle #WeeTowns and #Villages #AlongTheWay; we have #Developed a #Tendency to #DropTheSpeed and #BreakOut into #Song...

#IT's #JustAsWell we're not #RushingAnywhere, aye... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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🎶 "It's a small, small world..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrWRVU9t230

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingScottishOdysseyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; maybe a #BitBlustery, which is #Normal for #DefinitelyAutumn...

There's a #SlightChangeOfPlan... #MyDrinkingBuddies in #Aberdeen have #Decided that they want to #MeetUp in the #CairngormsNationalPark; #So... #That's what we're #GoingToDo...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has enjoyed his #LittleTrip to the #RSPBLochLeven #NatureReserve; #AlmostAsMuch as #Crossing #TheForthBridge...

There is #GoodScotch in #TheVeryNearFuture... And, #BaconSammidges...

#SwingBy; I'll #Stick #TheKettleOn...

#ForTheEngineering...!

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...!

#Welcome to #Scotland...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #StillSnoozlin' but we've had a #VeryComfortableNight...

#TentInABox™️ - #IT's a #Tent... #InABox... #OnWheels...! #TentInABox™️

#NextStop: #Aberdeen...! Get your #BaconSammidgesReady...

#AllRugbySocksMatter

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPostSundayNapNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with a #ThisArmageddonBritain #Update...

#TheLatest #CrisisResponseService in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom doesn't #Work...

#NothingHappened and #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I all #SleptThrough #Today's #Armageddon; because #SundayNaps...

There could well be #AnotherArmageddon #Tomorrow...

#WhoKnows... #NoOneCares...

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#MaybeTomorrow from #TheLittlestHobo:

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#ComingUp on #ThisArmageddonBritain...

1: Are #YellowRugbySocks a suitable accompaniment for #Muesli;
2: How #Magick are #PizzaToppings; and,
3: What do #Boys smell like...?

#Today's #Armageddon will be #SoundingOff at 15:00hrs - that's 3 o'clock in the #Afternoon in #OldMoney...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I will be having our #SundayNaps...

They're #TheBestNaps...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, #IT's #TrueTrueTuesday #Update...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #JollyExcited about #TheNextSeason of #DiabloIVWorld; he's going to be #Running a #NewBuild through #IT... #JustForFun... He's #Decided that we're going to #Do: #TheDruid... #Again; but, a #Werebear...

#WhereBear...? #ThereBear...!

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

We should #Probably have #AnotherPrideMonth soon... #Soonish™️

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles | #LookAtTheEvidence

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, #IT's #TheWeekend with a #FunTimeFriday #Update...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #JollyExcited about #TheNextSeason of #DiabloIVWorld; he's going to be #Running a #NewBuild through #IT... #JustForFun... He hasn't #Decided yet which #Class he'll #Play; but, #IT's going to be a #GoodOne...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

#HappyPrideMonthPeople; we should #Probably have #AnotherPrideMonth soon... #Soonish™️

🧙⚔️​🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️​🧙 | :fediverse:​🎠🦹🦄​🦹🎠:fediverse:

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyPrideMonthNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #AnotherPrideMonth...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Made an #Observation that the #WestWingMarathon seems to #Stall at #SeasonFive... There's #NoShortage of #MeatyStorylines; but, #IT's #MissingSomething...

#Mostly... #TheGoodHumour...

#IT's #OK; I've #Assured #MyLittleBigBuddy that #SeasonSix #PicksUp...

#Meanwhile... #MappAndLucia is a #Thing... #WatchIT; #DontWatchIT... #Or... #ReadTheBooks...

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠☕

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #Biscuits...

#MyLittleBigBuddy's foray with the #Spiritborn has been #QuiteGoodFun; the #CosmeticDetailing is #VeryNice...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #FancyHats...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚕️🧙 | 🍪🦹🎩🐻​🎩🦹🍪

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #Biscuits...

#MyLittleBigBuddy's foray with the #Spiritborn has been #QuiteGoodFun; the #CosmeticDetailing is #VeryNice...

With #TheRightStaff™️

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚕️🧙 | ☕🦹🍪🐻​🍪🦹☕

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, #IT's nearly #Suppertime...

#IWonder what #MyLittleBigBuddy has been #UpTo.... We have #BurgersForTea and then another #MovieNight...

Our #WestWingMarathon will #Continue... With #TheRightStaff™️

#AfterTheseMessages...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPizzaForBrunchDayNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #OnTheHunt for #MoreBluebells...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews #Not about #Penguins...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Testing #SomeComputers by #Watching #YouTubeVideos about #Kittens... In #TheStyle of #Caravaggio...

We #Might need a #Biscuit... #Soonish™️

#DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, #IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday...

#IWonder what #MyLittleBigBuddy has been #UpTo...

#Ooooh... #FancyHats and #TheHealingPowerOfPants...

#DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with an #AfterDinnerDoughnut #Update...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #Making #GoodProgress; #It must be #Time for an #AfterDinnerDoughnut... #OrSomething...

#TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside, aye...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is having a #Shower before #SupperTime; because, he's a #VeryGrubbyBoy...

#IT gives me #JustEnoughTime to #CatchUp with #Belial and #AllHisNonsense...

#AsYouWere... #NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...

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#NotNews24 | #NoMowMay #NotNews and #Weather... #Update...

#IT's been #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy wanted #MoreBluebells; so, we found #MoreBluebells...

#MoreIsBetter, right?

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹☕