#NAAS

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2025-06-01

NaaS – No-as-a-Service

No-as-a-Service (NaaS) is a simple API that returns a random rejection reason. Use it when you need a realistic excuse, a fun β€œno,” or want to simulate being turned down in style.
– from @hothead

❌ github.com/hotheadhacker/no-as

#naas #noasaservice #api #webdev #http #json #random #web #no #reaction #js #javascript #nonsense #asaservice #joke

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no-as-a-service - an API that returns random rejection reasons
2025-05-10

Tip 6/6: Hold on to your ticket! 🎟️

It not only allows you to come in and out through the day, it also contains useful info on upcoming fairs, contact details, and any special announcements or discounts we have to offer.

We host fairs in #Ireland at:
#Carlow, #Dublin (#DunLaoghaire, #Portmarnock), #Kildare (#Naas), #Kilkenny, #Laois (#Abbeyleix, #Portlaoise), #Waterford (#WaterfordCity), #Wexford (#Gorey), #Wicklow.

#smallbusinessireland
Boosts appreciated - it all helps spread the word.

2025-05-08
#NaaS: No as a Service
Farrukh Shahfshah@hachyderm.io
2025-05-08
BeyondMachines :verified:beyondmachines1@infosec.exchange
2025-05-03

Startup Idea
#NaaS

Soviet style poster, of a woman flipping the middle finger

Caption: 
Naas
NO AS A SERVICE
2025-05-03

No !

#NaaS

2025-05-01

Live #NaaS implementation here, returning a simple JSON pair: naas.isalman.dev/no

2025-05-01

No-as-a-Service (#NaaS). I expect this will rank up with the Shakespearean Insult Generator in its utility. github.com/hotheadhacker/no-as

2025-05-01

@FlohEinstein
Great πŸ˜‚ #Naas

2025-05-01

@FlohEinstein Ich habe gestern erstmalig ein Pulli mit #NaaS gesehen und war schon sehr begeistert. Das hier wird ins Leben eingebaut! Danke. πŸ™

🏁⚑Omar Two Tone⚑🏁:verified:omartwotone@ioc.exchange
2025-04-30

believe it or not, NaaS is a whole Art in consulting πŸ˜†πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

#IT #consulting #Lol #techies #NaaS #softwareengineering

Mankel :unverified:Mankel@mstdn.mx
2025-04-29

Para entendidos.

#NaaS #FamilyGuy #Consuela

No as a ServiceConsuela

[19:09] Rory Gallagher initiates legal proceedings against GAA and Jarlath Burns

Rory Gallagher has commenced legal proceedings against the GAA and its president Jarlath Burns in the wake of Burns' intervention in the former Derry football manager's appointment as a coach to the Naas senior football team earlier this year.

independent.ie/sport/gaelic-ga

#RoryGallagher #GAA #JarlathBurns #Burns #Derry #Naas #earlierthisyear

2025-03-09

Unusual 19th-century necklace with fascinating motifs, available at today's fair in #Naas, #Kildare.

Necklace with small floral circular pieces from which are suspended larger teardrop pieces with individual motifsClose up of horseback rider motifClose up of bird motifBlue text on a white background reiterating event details. Admission €2.50 with this flyer or €3.50 without it. Under-16s enter free but must be supervised
2025-03-09

Straffan, England vintage compact with cameo by #Wedgwood.

Available at today's fair, 12pm-5:30pm at the Osprey Hotel, #Naas.

#VintagePowderCompact #VintageCompact #VintageMakeupCompact #VintageMakeup #MakeupHistory

Classic blue Wedgewood cameo with chariot sceneOpen compact with mirror shownCompact with powder applicator removedBlue text on a white background reiterating event details. Admission €2.50 with this flyer or €3.50 full price. Under-16s enter free but must be supervised.
2025-03-09

Sneak preview before we open at 12pm at the Osprey Hotel, #Naas!

#AntiquesFairsIreland #VintageIreland #Kildare #celbridge #Sallins #Newbridge #Clane #Maynooth

CLondoner92 (New Account)CLondoner92@mastodonapp.uk
2025-02-07

On 4th February 2025, the National #Transport Authority (NTA) introduced five new hybrid buses on Route 139 in #Ireland, running between #Blanchardstown and #Naas. Operated by JJ Kavanagh & Sons, these low-floor buses improve accessibility and provide a smoother, cleaner journey. Designed for wheelchair access, the buses support increased capacity and more frequent, environmentally friendly services. Route 139 connects key locations such as TU Blanchardstown, Maynooth University, Naas Hospital, and various transport links. The service has seen a 45% passenger growth from 2023 to 2024 and offers TFI Leap, cash, and Free Travel Pass options.
nationaltransport.ie/news/nta-

The image shows a modern bus with a yellow and green colour scheme, parked outside a building with the signage "J.J. Kavanagh & Sons." The bus has a prominent yellow front with a large windscreen and a sliding door opened on the side, revealing the interior. The body of the bus is mostly green with white circle patterns and branding. A wheelchair ramp is extended from the bus to the pavement. The background features a blue sky and a large, light-coloured building with visible signage. The foreground includes a painted sign on the pavement that reads "BUS ONLY."

Photo by NTAThe image is a map representing the bus service route from Naas to Blanchardstown. On the left, a detailed map outlines the route in blue, illustrating stops from Naas Hospital in the southwest to TU Dublin in the northeast. Key stops include Sallins, Rathcoffey, Maynooth, Leixlip, and various points within Blanchardstown. The route uses a solid blue line with circular markers representing bus stops. A dashed green outline highlights a section of the route between Leixlip and Blanchardstown.
On the right, there is an enlarged segment of the route between Leixlip and Blanchardstown, providing a closer view of stops like Ongar, Linnetfields, and Blanchardstown Shopping Centre.
Below the map, there is transport service information from Transport for Ireland (TFI). It includes icons and text about planning journeys through the TFI Live App, fare information effective April 2024, and service details regarding the TFI Leap Card. A small photo of a person using a Leap Card is included.The image displays two fare information tables for bus routes, titled "Single Cash" and "Single Leap Card." Each table is organised into rows and columns with headings for categories like "Adult/Student Single," "Child Single," "Adult/Student," "Young Adult/Student," and "Child." The columns represent different destinations, including "Naas," "Sallins," "Clane," "Rathcoffey," "Maynooth," "Leixlip," "Ongar," and "Blanchardstown." Each cell contains fare amounts in euros, showing variations in ticket prices based on departure and arrival points. The tables feature a green header with bold titles and are separated by thin lines for clarity.

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