Man, if I was ANYWHERE near #NewYork right now, I would march RIGHT down to James "Babydoll" Dixon's office, look his secretary or receptionist in the face, and say:
>"What would it cost in dollars to get #JonStewart to appear in a five minute discussion where I directly ask him:
>>'What would it take to get you to seriously run for #President of the #UnitedStates to save our country's soul?
>>See, over 20 years ago, you sat onstage between Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala, and you implored them,
>>>"we NEED you, we NEED what you do."
>>Well, I am here now, saying to you, Mister Stewart, we NEED you. We NEED what you do.
>>Since at least 1999, the turn of the millennium, we've been watching you.
>>We've watched you play the court jester... but the one that revealed the Emperor's New Clothes.
>>We've seen you grow from a slightly mawkish and self-deprecating shy guy to a commanding and somber elder statesman. The voice of a rational generation.
>>Your unique career trajectory has been guiding you to this moment in time, this place in space.
>>We need you, like the #Ukraine needed #Zelenskyy. We need your strength, your intelligence, your wit, your candor.
>>We need you. Please, step up. Help save us.
>>We need you.
>>#NoJoke.'
>Either recorded or private, his choice, of course. Do you validate?"
You know, if I lived anywhere near New York, that is. 😉
-West Bennett, 02.27.2026
