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3:30 PM to 5:24 PM commute. Send help #commute #traffic #needcoffee

I feel seen.

#daylightsavings #needcoffee

Good morning! Still not Friday… but with enough coffee, maybe we won’t notice.

#AlmostFriday #NeedCoffee

Good morning! It’s Tuesday, which means Monday’s still echoing in the background. Take it slow today...

#SecondMonday #NeedCoffee

Monday again? Feels like we just had one of those. Good morning and hang in there!

#MondayMood #NeedCoffee

Good morning! It’s Monday - time to pretend we’re functioning adults. Wishing you good coffee and a bearable day.

#MondayMood #NeedCoffee

Good morning! It’s not Monday, but it’s not not Monday either. 😒 Grab some coffee and hope for the best.

#SecondMonday #NeedCoffee

It’s Monday! Time to pretend we have it all together until Friday. Hope your day is easy and your coffee is strong!

#MondayMood #NeedCoffee

Good morning! Who‘s up for coffee? 🦊☕️
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#fox #foxes #tired #coffee #needcoffee #shirts

Good morning friends! I hope you all had a great weekend! It’s Monday, and I have no desire for it to be. I will be needing a lot of coffee today and I will need to find the desire to get out of bed. Send help! Let’s see what this Monday brings! #Mondaymorning #needcoffee

I went to type something and started typing: t y p e
#brainFog #needCoffee

#HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

And, #Welcome to #CaptainRedBeanBear's #MakingCoffeeMasterclass...

#ToMakeCoffee; you #NeedCoffee, and #Spoons...

#LetsRecap...

#ToMakeCoffee; you need:

• #Coffee;
• #MoreCoffee;
• #Spoons; and, maybe
• #MoreBullets...

#DefinitelyNeedSpoons and #Coffee...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️

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#ToMakeCoffee; you #NeedCoffee, and #Spoons...

WEDNESDAY MORNING 7:40 A.M.
#Amsterdam #SleepyHead #NeedCoffee

Dark photo of a kitchen window, looking out from the inside across the street to another window where the lights are on. On the right of the frame a small green light from a microwave showing the time is visible.

Die wichtigste Tastenkombination für den Browser? Ctrl-Shift-T für „Trottel, Du hast den Tab zu früh geschlossen“. 😆🤪

#NoteToSelf #NeedCoffee

I have completed the initial test run and priming of the unit to ensure functionality. I shall now add the coffee grounds to produce the final product.

#NeedCoffeeToMakeCoffee #NeedCoffee #Coffee #NotAwakeYet

A black coffee maker with a glass carafe is shown, filled partially with freshly brewed water. This is the result of not being very awake and missing the step to add the coffee after grinding it.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #teamsmeetings #needcoffee #Meme #memes #Humor

The Sleeping Spinner painting by Gustave Courbet.

Caption: Her at a spinning wheel. Me on a Teams call. Same vibe.

Back on BBC News this morning (very, very early) to talk Crowdstrike again with their hearing coming up. Happy to highlight systemic issues with the way we've built our technology ecosystem

https://bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0023c0c/business-today-24092024#t=04m30s

#resilience #cybersecurity #cyberresiliencebill #needcoffee