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scrap//code :corteximplant:scrapcode@corteximplant.com
2026-01-19

When a #linux user asks me to "touch grass"... Am I supposed to sow a new lawn or to pat an existing one with my hand? #nerdhumor

kontrollierterWahnwitzkontrollierterWahnwitz@sueden.social
2026-01-19

RE: mastodon.social/@skeptix_ev/11

#nerdhumor

Zwei Kreise, die in der Mitte eine Schnittmenge bilden: Linker Kreis: Incel Rechter Kreis: Excel Schnittmenge: Incorrectly assuming something is a date
Absolute Memery 🎭AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net
2025-12-05

#RaspberryPi #RaspberryPis #RaspberryPie #RaspberryPies #RPi #RPis #RasPi #RasPis #Programmer #Programmers #ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #Nerd #Nerds #NerdHumor #NerdHumour.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

Sandstein NMsandstein_nm
2025-12-03

Ein wahrer PhiloSEOph *badumtsss*

Meme von Rene Descartes, der nachdenklich nach oben blickt. Über seinem Kopf ist eine Gedankenblase mit den Worten "Ich ranke, also bin ich!". Kopfzeile des Memes: "Descartes, wenn es das Internet schon früher gegeben hÀtte"
Noerdmannoerdman@mastodontech.de
2025-11-30

Allen einen schΓΆnen ersten #Advent
#noerdman #Adventskranz #Adventsfest #comic #comics #nerdhumor #Adventskalender #Sicherheit #security @noerdman

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Commodore says Trans Rights Nowkinktodd.com@bsky.brid.gy
2025-11-23

"Root," our fragment that takes over dealing with the body and mental mechanics, when the rest of us are fucked either because of emotions or intoxication: "What about the name Systemd instead?" Every other nerdy headmate in unison: "Fuck no." πŸ˜† #linux #pluralgang #nerdhumor

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-16

πŸš€βœˆοΈ Ever wonder what it's like to measure mid-flight? It's about as thrilling as watching paint dry, but with more tech jargon and fewer frequent flyer miles. πŸ˜‚πŸ“‘
greatscottgadgets.com/2025/10-

Absolute Memery 🎭AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net
2025-11-11

#RaspberryPi #RaspberryPis #RaspberryPie #RaspberryPies #RPi #RPis #RasPi #RasPis #Programmer #Programmers #ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #Nerd #Nerds #NerdHumor #NerdHumour.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

Marcusmarcus1806
2025-11-10

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-10

πŸš€ In a groundbreaking revelation, we discover that can fit in USB ports! πŸ™„ Apparently, playing with decades-old tech is "interesting" if you add enough jargon. πŸ¦– Who knew routing signals in a thumb drive was the pinnacle of innovation? πŸ˜…
danielmangum.com/posts/spi-rou

Wolfgang Stiefstiefkind
2025-10-24

Haha, this is funny. You probably know the ACID properties for databases: atomicity, consistency, isolation, durability. Turns out that /dev/null fulfills all four of them: jyu.dev/blog/why-dev-null-is-a

MOULE :Logo:MOULE@moule.world
2025-10-17

I spent the past 30 minutes making this. :MOULE_Ha:

#MersennePrime #MersennePrimes #MathMeme #MathMemes #Math #Mathematics #Prime #PrimeNumbers #NerdHumour #NerdHumor

Five-panel meme based off a PBF Comic by artist Nicholas Gurewitch, but this time the comic is based off Mersenne primes. 2 to the power of 2 minus 1 passes a note to 2 to the power of 3 minus 1, who then passes the note to 2 to the power of 5 minus 1, who the passes the note to 2 to the power of 7 minus 1, who then passes the note to 2 to the power of 11 minus 1, who angrily unfolds it to reveal its own prime factors, 23 times 89. The joke is that the first four people are Mersenne primes, whose prime "p" value in 2 to the power of p minus 1 are 2, 3, 5, and 7, corresponding to 3, 7, 31, and 127 respectively, but the next p, 11, resulting in 2 to the power of 11 minus 1, equalling 2047, is not a prime number, and the previous Mersenne primes are making fun of them for it.
EngineerDarylEngineerDaryl@fosstodon.org
2025-10-11

My son took a banana and pretended it was a phone. I took a pear and pushed the banana away and said: "Connection reset by peer".

I'm the only nerd in the house.

I'm the only one who laughed.

#nerdhumor #programming #coding #programminghumor

Marcm2c_n3e@mastodon.xyz
2025-10-01

Edsger W. Dijkstra had a camper that he called his "Touring Machine". #DadJoke #NerdHumor

fheklandfhekland@vivaldi.net
2025-09-16

I'm afraid this will be the last book in the O'Reilly "C++ In a nutshell" series as there are no bigger nutshells available.

#Cplusplus #nerdhumor #funny #genAI

Satire cover of the O'Reilly C++ in a nutshell series. The cover says "C++26 in a sea coconut shel" (missing an "l" because of genAI error or off-by-one?, who knows), and "Final edition" is stated at the bottom. The animal on the cover is a giant tortoise ala Lonesome George, barely fitting inside a sea coconut shell.
:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-09-09

#brainfart patch A'SAP β€” get it…? #lol CVE-2025-3132 #nerdhumor funny not funny idk 🀷 🀣

lambdageek
2025-09-02

Someone should create a hypthetical new linker called Ο‡ld, pronounced "child"

Viktor BreΕ‘anviktorbresan
2025-09-01

Big milestone achieved today! So big that I made a meme about it.

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-08-21

Remember, folks, there are positive, negative, and Gram-negative, Gram-positive #influencers. 🀣 #rofl #nerdhumor

VIDEOK7 VideoKassettegalaxy79
2025-08-12

πŸ¦ˆπŸ¦– EPIC MOVIE MASHUP - TEES $16! πŸ¦–πŸ¦ˆ

🎬 "Jaws meets Jurassic Park" - Genius parody

😱 Double the movie references, double the fun
πŸ”— galaxydesignstudios.dashery.co
"You're gonna need a bigger park!"
πŸ›’

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