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Promises are a JavaScript programmer's way of saying "I promise you this code is complicated." 🤓

#technology #JavaScript #programming #nerd #joke #nerdJoke

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#productivity #product #push #ascii #it #asciiart #friday #dontpush #dev #reallife #hotfix #git #codejokes #nerdjoke

"D0nt-Us-Th1s-P@$sW0rd" 😜

#itsec #password #itjoke #itsecurity #joke #nerdhumor #nerdjoke #nerd #pw #dontpanic

Pope Leo has a mathematics degree from Villanova. He not only understands sin, he also understands cos.

#DadJoke #DadJokes #PapalHumor #Humor #NerdJoke #MathJoke

Checkout what's on the Python roadmap: 🤓 🐍

#joke #Python #nerdJoke

Small red sack with white text on it:

KAMMOK

Python 10

Hammock Straps

Kernighan And Ritchie On Holiday.

(Big thank you to @MooseAllain for encouraging me to draw this myself. I'm glad I tried!)

#Software #NerdJoke #Cartoon

A pencil sketch at the seaside. There's a crab on the beach, and a yacht on the horizon. There's a rear view of two older men looking out to sea, dressed in shirt and trousers with braces (UK sense). The one on the left has his hands clasped behind his back, while the one on the right is standing with feet further apart and has his left hand on his companion's shoulder. Both men have the left strap of the braces over the shoulder as usual, but the right one is dangling down to the hips.

Trying To Read The Code You Wrote Yesterday 😼💻

#cat #code #joke #nerd #nerdjoke #cats #ITJokes #codejokes #coding #humor

@cactuschef.bsky.social vor der Erfindung der Schleife gab es die Rekursion
😉 #nerdjoke

My first morning at Science Camp. The door is flung open, and the sergeant Bayes, "adjust your Posteriors!"

#NerdJoke #SorryNotSorry

A local venue offers clay object painting (https://claycafe.co.za)

My teapot arrived back today. I am very proud of it.
#http #nerdjoke

A small ceramic teapot, onliquely black on the bottom, white on top, with a black lid, and contrasting spots along the boundaries.
Under the spout, the numbers 418

#VSCode complains about .NET SDK not being installed. I am afraid, it won't get better after installing the current LTS version of it: 8.0.404 😉

#NotFount #NerdJoke

"Indirect functions cannot be weak." - The #gcc #documentation

#nerdjoke

I think we should stop using words like top, bottom, vers or switch.
Better tell if you’re front office, back office or full stack. 😅
#NerdJoke #Computers #IT #Gay

When you feel down, don't forget that #Intel made 5 different processor architectures. Only one was successful, and they didn't invent that one.

#inspirational #nerdjoke

TIL: Dr. Pepper Cola, Oreo cookies, burger and fries throw up a big exception. Who gets the #nerdjoke? Good night everybody.

You're still chasing the 10x engineers? You should strive for 10! engineers!

#NerdJoke #BadJoke #ItJoke

Presented without comment.

#computer #nerdjoke #computerjoke #IEEE754

$A version of the "Look What They Need to Mimic a Fraction of Our Power " meme. the focal point of the meme is a picture of the IEEE 754 Floating Point Standard. In the final panel of the meme the word "Power" is blacked out, making the final panel read "Look What They Need to Mimic a fraction"$

# sudo dnf -y upgrade

DO IT YOURSELF

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