#AndSo...

#TheTimeHasCome to #Place #TheOldWorkHorse into #PhasedRetirement...

In all the #GiddyExcitement of the #NewToyJoy, #IT is #Probably #WorthReflecting upon #TheLife of #TheOldWorkHorse...

#IT's #Still a #ReallyNice #PieceOfKit and #IT has #Survived #ManyTrials #Including a #GlobalPandemic and #WindowsForWerewolves...

But... #AllSuchThings are #Expected to have only a #LimitedDuration and #FactoredRedundancy is #BakedIn... #IT can #Still be #Repurposed and also #StillEnjoy some #LightDuties, and #RemainProductive for #ManyMoreYears to #Come...

#BTW: #IF after #AllTheseYears you #Still #DontUnderstand what #FactoredRedundancy is; #THEN...

I could #TeachYou; but, I'd have to #Charge...

#OR...

You can #LookITUp... #DogsCanLookUp...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

Are we all #GettingExcited for #TheWeekend...?

For #FunTimeFriday; #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are going to #TimeTravel #BackInTime and #Undertake a #SpeedAndPerformanceTest of the #Latest #NewToyJoy with a #Predecessor...

#ForParity; #BothSystems will be #Running: #WindowsForWerewolves to #MakeIT... #Fair...

Not wanting to #Hype this #UltimateDeathMatch #TooMuch; let's just #Review some #TechnicalSpecifications... #YouKnow... #ForFun...!

Get your #YouTubeVideos of #KittensReady...

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#OnACompleteTangent...

What's that #Thing a #Company does when it #Takes your #Money and then #Delivers what you #ToldThemTo within 24-hours...?

That's #Fulfilment, right...?

There's #SomeMore #NewToyJoy... #ComingSoon...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

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There was an #Omen, which is a #LotLike a #Prophecy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyYJNJOYT_I

#AndSo...

#TheTimeHasCome to #Place #TheOldWorkHorse into #PhasedRetirement; #IT's #AnEndOfAnEra... #OnTheUpside; there's also #TheStartOfAnotherEra...

#So... There's #SomeMore #NewToyJoy... #ComingSoon...

#Suitable for #CyborgWerewolfNinjaPirates...

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As a #SecondaryConsideration; we also have #MoreOptions...

#IF you don't have #EnoughMemory; we have more #NewToyJoy... #ComingSoon...

#IT should #Arrive before #MyLittleBigBuddy and I #Head for #Córdoba; via #Salamanca to #SwingBy the #University... #IF we #HaveTime; I'm #QuiteKeen to #ExploreAsturias, too...

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https://www.usal.es/

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With a #LateNightBiscuitUpdate...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #SomeMore #NewToyJoy to #PlayWith... I think he #Definitely... #DeservesABiscuit...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With a #LateNightBiscuitUpdate...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewToyJoy to #PlayWith... I think he #Probably... #DeservesABiscuit...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

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There shall be #Swashbuckling and #Biscuits... And, #MoreFancyHats... With #TheRightStaff™️ and #LotsOfLegacyItems... And, #YetMore #NewToyJoy...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#IT's been a #GreatSeason for #Diablo4World; #LotsAndLots of #NewToyJoy to #PlayWith...

The #PewPewPew has been a #LotOfFun and we've slain #AllTheMonsters, and #Done #AllTheThings... We have #TheRightStaff™️ and #TheBowSelector™️...

#NextSeason, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #TakingCharge and I #Think we're going to #Roll a #NewBarbarian...

#InTheMeantime; #Tonight we shall be #Eating #MacAndCheese; because, we've #AlreadyEaten #AllThePizza for #PizzaForBrunchDay...

#IT's a #MacAndCheeseNight, #People...!

There will also be #CommunalBathBubbles for #Laters; because, we #Stink...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsMyBirthdayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #InThisCase... #AFewMore...

Did #IMention that #IT was #MyBirthday...

#IT's #MyBirthdayMonth... #IT's #True... #StillTrue™️

#So... You #DontNeed to #WorryAboutIT...

There has been some #NewToyJoy and some #OldToyJoy... #ICYMI

#AtLeast #UntilTheEndOfTheWorld; maybe #Sooner...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHittingThingsWithHammersNotNews... #NotNearly24... #WellInExcessOf24...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has got us some #NewToyJoy to #Complement our usual #HittingThingsWithHammers... I #Think we might need #BiggerHammers... #Soon... #Soonish™️...

The #Packaging recommends that we #KeepAwayFromChildren, which is #JustFine...

#OtherPeoplesChildren are #Arseholes...

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For #DoingPhoneStuff; #IT does #AllThePhoneStuff with #DualSIM...

I'm #Tempted to #Drop #Windows11 on #IT; but, needn't...

For #MwoarPower; there's #NewToyJoy a-plenty, all of which #Tethers #VeryNicely...

#NoUpdatesRequired | #TrueStory

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So I think the motor makes it look a little like Darth Vader, so I guess that makes my shop Mustafar...right? #woodworking #newtool #newtoyjoy

As a #SecondaryConsideration; we also have #MoreOptions...

#IF you don't have #EnoughMemory; we have more #NewToyJoy...

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For #DoingPhoneStuff; #IT does #AllThePhoneStuff with #DualSIM...

I'm #Tempted to #Drop #Windows11 on #IT; but, needn't...

For #MwoarPower; there's #NewToyJoy a-plenty, all of which #Tethers #VeryNicely...

#NoUpdatesRequired | #TrueStory #TrueTrueTuesday and all that...

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@selzero

Whether you choose to follow the #Link or not; #IT's #TotallyYourChoice, #MisterDen...

#Meanwhile... I did #Make another #LittleCritter with the #BingAI...

I like him nearly as much as I do my #GandalfDoughnutRobot...

#NewToyJoy #AndAllThat...

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@selzero

#YippitySkippity...! #NewToyJoy...!

Have you got all your #NiceLinuxes ready, #MisterDen...?

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@selzero

#HowExciticating...?!

#NewToyJoy... #ComingSoon... #SoonerThanExpected...

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@selzero

#NewToyJoy... #ComingSoon...

I'm #SoExciticated...!

I'll do an #Unboxing when #IT arrives...

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@selzero

It's a worthwhile consideration; for sure...

But you don't really need another telly, #MisterDen...

Would you like my #OldToyJoy instead; even though the #Battery is #Fucked [Technical Term], it works fine...

And, I can also #BurnYou a #Copy of #Doom for it as well...

There is #NewToyJoy in #TheNearFuture...

I'm also going to #MakeASorbet, soon... Would you like some of that, as well?

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