#Nope

My Head’s Exploding 🤯 💥leswarden@mastodon.world
2025-06-22

@GottaLaff Right there with ya! #Nope

Chris Alemanychris@socialbc.ca
2025-06-19

re: Mastodon.social and the "new" Terms of Service being proposed out there (see @sarahjamielewis @pluralistic today)

Like many in the #Fediverse, this has been a topic of concern amongst the admin crew here at #SocialBC!

We will not be adopting those terms for our users. Full stop.

If you are in British Columbia and would like to give us a try come on over. :) We're happy to help you with the migration.

#TOS #BindingArbitration #Nope #MastodonSocial #Mastodon #Fediverse #Privacy

2025-06-18

War powers resolution no longer just to weaponise immigration, but to accelerate racist genocides in North Africa, U.S. and any political opponents? Happy ending for oligarchs blitzkrieg! #Nope #NuclearTerrorists #WarPowers

Don't even THINK about it, Elissa.

#Slotkin #WarDrums #Nope

chris actuallackattack
2025-06-17

Well I had been interested in checking out a match or two, but uhhhh . Thanks for saving me a couple hundred bucks, .

CinegenresCinegenres
2025-06-13

𝐋a 𝐒éance du 𝐒oir

𝐍𝐨𝐩𝐞 en 2022

* Jordan Peele nous propose un voyage étrange dans le monde des OVNI et du surnaturel!

@Cinegenres cinegenres.com @cinegenres.Shorts @cinegenres-actrices

𝐅ilm 𝐂omplet:
cinegenres.com/film-de-la-soir

 Jordan Peele nous propose  un voyage étrange dans le monde des OVNI et du surnaturel!
2025-06-13
Phoenix ️‍️‍🌈️💛🤍💜🖤weird_prophet@toot.io
2025-06-12

My Android updated and now my neurospicy brain can't find anything because all my icons have changed design and colour. I only ever find my clock (alarms, timers - essential stuff!) because it's purple. Now it's white and grey (read: invisible) and I cannot reverse this. 🤢

#Android #AndroidUpdate #Nope #ADHD #neurodivergent

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2025-06-11

Is there a CRTC equivalent for newspapers?

The Toronto Star platforming a woman who has been reprimanded by the LSO for antisemitic acts, and whose partner/✌🏾"videographer"✌🏾 refuses to identify himself and who has serious rumours swirling around him needs to be addressed.

No one cares about the Post or the Sun.
But someone at the Star needs to interrogate how this piece ended up in their paper. Maybe they can dedicate someone to look into Sa'd and her goon as penance.

The most recent rumours of his arrest for human trafficking and following an Indigenous woman to her hotel are pretty grim. Mind you, they ARE only rumours, but someone needs to get to the bottom of it.

Maybe write to the Star's ombudsman or public editor's office?

#Nope #CarymaNgo #CreepySpouseInDaHouse

The Toronto Star’s public editor’s office handles readers’ queries about accuracy and the Star’s journalistic standards, in line with the Star’s commitment to accountability and transparency.

If you see a possible error, or have questions about the Star’s journalistic standards, please contact the public editor’s office at:

publiced@thestar.ca, or telephone 416-869-4949
Yuki Hazuki ·𐑘𐑵𐑒𐑘 ·𐑾𐑨𐑟𐑵𐑒𐑘 葉月膤 ❄️ 🏳️‍⚧️yuki@groupe-tazor.com
2025-06-06

@usernameswift@pleromer.net @StephenTherry@mstdn.ca if my house explodes I can buy another one ez #nope

Paul R. Pival (he/him)ppival@glammr.us
2025-06-05

I wonder if Claude will output copyrighted material...

Highlights from the Claude 4 system prompt simonwillison.net/2025/May/25/

#Not #Nope #No #BetterNot

2025-06-02

ce moment gênant ou ton chien te fait comprendre que tu manges de la "mal bouffe" et qu'il est hors de question qu'il mange ça !
#dogs #dogOfMastodon #nope

photo d'un petit chien marron a poil long regardant le photographe. devant lui une main tendu avec un bout de poulet
Hal Aetus 🔜AC, FM, MFFaetus@birdbutt.com
2025-06-01

An AI tool that can’t determine that I have never owned a brick and mortar practice and don’t practice traditional pet-based veterinary medicine, is worth absolutely dick to me. Weave, you are wasting your fucking money on me. #noAI #nope #fail

2025-05-31

Stand gerade 2 Minuten in der unordentlichen Küche.
Ich geh jetzt wieder ins Bett, mir alles zu viel.

2025-05-31

Ich habe mal meine /slashes/nope Seite aktualisiert.

https://bln41.de/nope/ #slashes #nope

Habt ihr sowas auch? Zeigt mal!

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-05-28

#Tangentially; from #TheKingOfTheTangents...

You'd #Think that after 18-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️

And, we're #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...

Except, maybe, #SpaceKarenX...

#AsYouWere... #IT's another #FancyHatFurzday soon... #Soonish™️

🧙:Polymaths:​​🤖:wolfparty:​🤖:Polymaths:​​🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹🎩​🦄🎩🦹:fediverse:

2025-05-27

HUGE #Accomplishment of the day!

- Made a big release #Nope
- saved the company a few million dollars #Nope
- Taught my daughter to ride a bike without training wheels! #YES!!!!

#ProudDad

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