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I've recruited my pal Marney into the Beige fold! More information to follow! #NotACult

@mostarr be sure to stalk beige.party #NotACult

@Tattooed_Mummy @TheBreadmonkey @babe I'm not sure anyone can beat our Ben. They are welcome to try! We do serve the best virtual vegan cookies on Beige. #NotACult

#39c3 #tetrapod activation signal!

#NotACult

RE: https://mastodon.nl/@foksuk/115788771462064958

Fokke and Sukke live in America

“We celebrate the Donald J Trump holiday” “with presents under the Donald J Trump tree.”

#notacult #notacultatall

@theropologist if we were a cult, I would light a candle to bless your due diligence. As we are not, I will instead run naked through the streets screaming “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?” until your work here is done. #yolo #blessed #notacult #kony2012

#NotACult

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:y44oof7lkhj7f26qvl2llmhx/post/3m6trimlq6k25

a pentagram is surrounded by c...

@rhodri.biz also autocorrect changed that to Hebden Beige. #notACult #beigeParty

Bonus #halloween #tetrapod content can also happen :tetrapod:

#hologram #HoloProjection #BackProjection #NotACult

Okay, I’m done with music and photography posts for the week. I’ll be back to shitposting dick jokes or whatever in the morning.

Beige be with you, bitches.

#notacult

@WorldTravelerAll7 Ha-ha! I was on a typical Instance with the typical 500 character limit. I had to find a new one because the one I was on was shutting down. So I looked around and started noticing what the Instances are for some people I like a lot and those I’m Mutuals with.

Ta-da, I’m super happy *here* since I became Beige. And then I saw there is/was a 10,000 character limit. I think it just went up again.

I’m in #NotACult #DefinitelyNotACult and btw
🙏 Beige Bless.

We are not a cult. (GAZE INTO THE ETERNAL BEIGE EYE)

It's silly to think that any of us have ever even been invited to a party. (THE HAT SPEAKS FOR THEE)

This totally isn't a cult. (BATHE IN BEIGE AND BE REBORN)

I love you. (EXCEPT THAT TRANSPHOBIC FUCK JK ROWLING. SHE CAN EAT A FLYING BAG OF DICKS.)

Beige be with you.

#notacult

Imagine a calm, parchment-colored background — like the soft texture of old paper left in sunlight.
At the center rests a symbol drawn in a single smooth line of muted beige — the color of sand and quiet afternoons.

The main shape is a circle, about the size of a handprint, enclosing a single eye — not a realistic one, but an elegant geometric one:
• The eyelid curves are perfectly balanced, enclosing a small solid circle (the pupil) that feels both calm and watchful.
• Short, radiating lines emerge from above and below the eye, like tiny beams of awareness or enlightenment.

Perched directly above the circle is a party hat, drawn with the same steady beige line so it feels like part of the same sacred geometry rather than a separate object.
The hat is a tall, thin triangle capped with a round tip — almost like a candle flame frozen in form.
Across its surface, faint zigzag and triangle patterns repeat, giving the impression of ancient runes or celebratory markings, but in a perfectly symmetrical rhythm.

Altogether, it looks like an all-seeing eye that decided to attend a cosmic birthday party — sacred yet absurd, serious but quietly playful.
it’s a symbol that says neutrality can celebrate itself. Also, shitposts.

I'm pretty sure it was two years ago today that I joined beige.party. I am so glad I did. To quote Foundation: I have never felt more loved.

#fediversary #beige.party #notacult

Hopefully everyone else won't have noticed the very uncult-like meeting going on where we make the beige awards and promote people to the upper eschelons of beige

#Beige #BeigeBlessings #NotACult

Well... The cult has gone dark for about 9 hours now... Hopefully, if we chant and pray 🙏 enough, the great leader will bring light back into our lives... Can't wait for the enlightenment ☀️
It's still some time before I will go to bed, although I feel rather bläh and exhausted and I would just wanna head in. But I don't want to get up too early, so I'd best wait till my new time.

It is weird without the support of the "not a cult" to get through the day. I may be a wee bit addicted to being beige 😂.

So, let's watch a bit more Star Trek before getting ready to head to bed... Fingers and toes are crossed 🤞🏻 that our great leader may find new certificates that will allow beige to shine bright again.

🧚🏼‍♀️ 💜 🍀 🐾

#PixysJourney
#NotACult
#BeigeIsDown (still... 😢)

at hackercamps I'm know for

Starting a Rat Facts phone hotline based call centre (not a cult) - which I have since learned has spread to other events without any of my invovlement #notacult

Bringing the Donk to DanceFloors as the DonkDevil - https://soundcloud.com/donkfacts

smoking room with a person in a latex devil hood DJing

A person in a full latex outfit hold their hands out at flamethrowers

a person serving so much cunt in a latex croptop

#notACult

Beige Party: We’re only wearing these robes because they’re comfortable™️.

#NotACult #BeigeBless :bb:

Sometimes... I go to the beige side... Not the dark side. Not the light side. The beige one! :bb:

When I wanna explore more *not* cult member toots, I click on the instance time line and I get sucked in to the wonderful world of beige.

Sometimes there is imposter syndrome kicking in. Especially when I feel bläh... I don't feel like I'm worthy of being in the presence of all these wonderful people.

Sometimes I don't really get half of what they're saying, making me feel like I'm not "good enough" to be beige...

But all in all... Beige.party thank you for being so awesome!!

:bb: beige bless :pixy_party:

#NotACult #BeigeBless

One thing entertaining about MAGA is watching them reverse directions every time Trump changes his mind. You can practically hear them stripping their gears:

#USpol #NotACult

#NotACult

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