#NotNearly24

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-05-30
#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...#IF you #DontKnow what you're #LookingAt; #Then, #YouJustDontKnow... That must #SuckForYou...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-05-12

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

Has #Anyone mentioned #JKBowling yet...? <<#SideEye>>

"She's #StillLike the #DanBrown of #FantasyFiction..."

#Meanwhile...

#Over on #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #DatingSite...

πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–:wolfparty:β€‹πŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse:β€‹πŸ¦ΉπŸ₯ͺ🐻πŸ₯ͺ🦹:fediverse:

vmst.io/@PSiReN/10983444236095

https://x.com/PearRaider/status/1452636415548870669https://x.com/PearRaider/status/1526510174843785216https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109834442360956610
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-05-08

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDerangedManiacsNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#TourismDown...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

We're #NotBothered; because we're #MostlyEuropean... In #MostlyEurope... #StayingEuropean

#LetsPlay: #SquirrelsOnline...!

πŸ§™:europe:πŸ€–:wolfparty:πŸ€–:europe:πŸ§™ | β˜•οΈπŸ¦Ή:fediverse:πŸ¦„:fediverse:πŸ¦Ήβ˜•

A #NewsAggregation about #Tourists...#Tourists#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...#StillAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-05-01

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingRandomReadingListGeneratorNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #ReallyNotNews... #IT's #NotReally #ThatRandom, either...

We've not done a #RandomReadingListGenerator run in a #WeeWhile; but #DontPanic... I've #FixedIT

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#DontMentionIT

πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–:wolfparty:πŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse:β€‹πŸ¦ΉπŸŽ©πŸ¦„β€‹πŸŽ©πŸ¦Ή:fediverse:

#RoundTheHorne: Bona Books

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-17

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFourtyFourBillionDollarVanityProjectNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer; because, #IT's a #DatingSite...

#SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject #Reports that #SomeFootball... #Happened...

I #Still don't really understand #Football...

#OneDay #Someone's going to have to #ExplainIT... #Properly...

πŸŽΆβ€‹ Your own...

πŸŽΆβ€‹ Inflatable...

πŸŽΆβ€‹ Jesus...

#RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou

πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | πŸͺπŸ¦ΉπŸš€πŸ¦„πŸš€πŸ¦ΉπŸͺ

#WalkingNorthernHateCrime and #SemiProfessional #NorthernActionDad, #SeanBeanomir is #Trending...#SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-15

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWetAndGrizzlyNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#IT's a #WetAndGrizzly #TrueTrueTuesday; #So...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I may just have to #StayIn and #Do... #SomeColouringIn; #TheForecast is for #Biscuits and #ChristmasChocolates, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#ZombieJesusIsComing... #LookBusy...

πŸ§™:Polymaths:β€‹β€‹πŸ€–:wolfparty:β€‹πŸ€–:Polymaths:β€‹β€‹πŸ§™ | :fediverse:β€‹πŸ¦Ή:PirateBadge:β€‹πŸ¦„β€‹:PirateBadge:β€‹πŸ¦Ή:fediverse:

#SomeWeather presented by #CyborgOrangeJesus..."I have been a #GoodBing...""I have been a #GoodBing..."
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-14

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #Biscuits and #Celebrities...

#Zalenskyy is #StillKindaHot... #IWonder what #TypeOfHat he #Likes... 🎢

#IT #HasToBeSaid; there are #SomeMoreFish #InTheSea...

πŸ§™βš•οΈβ€‹πŸ€–:wolfparty:πŸ€–βš•οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:πŸ¦„:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:

#Zalenskyy is #StillKindaHot... In my #NotSoHumbleOpinion...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-12

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSpeedAndPerformanceTestNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #ComparativeAnalysis

Notwithstanding all the #HateSpeech and #FlameBaitingDrama; #IF you're #StillUsing #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject / #DatingSite as a #Tool for #SocialMedia...

You should #KnowThis already... | #ILikeITHere

#CaptainRedBeanBear [#HeadOfCyberSecurity] is #PerformanceMonitoring...

πŸ§™:fediverse:β€‹πŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–:fediverse:β€‹πŸ§™ | πŸŽˆβ€‹β€‹πŸ¦Ήβ˜•πŸ»β˜•πŸ¦ΉπŸŽˆ

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

#CaptainRedBeanBear [#HeadOfCyberSecurity] is #PerformanceMonitoring... 

#GreenIsGood, right...#MyLittleBigBuddy wants #MoreBluebells... 

#MoreIsBetter, right...#Celebrating 50-#Years of... #Something...

#Now with #Added: #WindowsForWerewolves...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-10

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #Biscuits and #Celebrities...

#MickeyRourke has #SaidSomeThings with his #FaceLikeABagOfSpanners...

#Zalenskyy is #StillKindaHot... #IWonder what #TypeOfHat he #Likes... 🎢

πŸ§™βš•οΈβ€‹πŸ€–:wolfparty:πŸ€–βš•οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:πŸ¦„:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:

#DefinitelyNotNews...🎢 #CyborgWerewolfNinjaPirate...🎢 #CyborgWerewolfNinjaPirate...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-07

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... With #Biscuits and #Beavers...

#NiceBeavers...

πŸ§™πŸ›»β€‹πŸ€–:wolfparty:πŸ€–πŸ›»β€‹β€‹β€‹πŸ§™ | 🎈🦹πŸͺπŸ¦„β€‹β€‹β€‹πŸͺ🦹🎈

A #NewsAggregation about #Beavers...#TheStarmertron has a #NewVoiceCoach...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-01

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFourtyFourBillionDollarVanityProjectNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer; because, #IT's a #DatingSite...

#SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject #Reports that #SomeFootball... #Happened...

I #Still don't really understand #Football...

#OneDay #Someone's going to have to #ExplainIT... #Properly...

πŸŽΆβ€‹ Your own...

πŸŽΆβ€‹ Inflatable...

πŸŽΆβ€‹ Jesus...

#RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou

πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | πŸͺπŸ¦ΉπŸš€πŸ¦„πŸš€πŸ¦ΉπŸͺ

https://x.com/PearRaider#Sandboxed
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-03-31

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSuppertimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FrequentlyFewer... And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's turned into a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #Perfect for #DrinkingBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden...

#IT might be #NotSpring; because #BritishSummerTime...

#TopNewsItem: #Tonight is #PieLeftoversNight...

#PracticallyNoCookingRequired...

#BringOnTheBeer...!

#JustAsWell that we're #LongWeekendReady, aye...

πŸ§™πŸ»πŸ€–:wolfparty:πŸ€–πŸ»πŸ§™ | 🏡️ 🦹πŸ₯§β€‹πŸ¦„πŸ₯§β€‹πŸ¦ΉπŸ΅οΈ

#Sunscreem: Perfect Motion (Boys Own Mix)

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-03-29

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#TheBiscuitSituationℒ️ is #StillStable and #SquirrelSimulator is #Unlisted...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–:wolfparty:β€‹πŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:β€‹β€‹πŸ¦„β€‹:PirateBadge:β€‹β€‹πŸ¦Ή:fediverse:

#TheBiscuitSituationℒ️ is #StillStable with #LittlePointyEars...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-03-26

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's been #JollySunny in #TheOutside, aye... #MostlyBecause #IT's #SpringTime; there was a #Prophecy...

πŸ§™βš•οΈπŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–βš•οΈπŸ§™ | β˜•πŸŽ πŸ¦ΉπŸ¦„πŸ¦ΉπŸŽ β˜•

We #GotWood from #SomeTrees...#MoreWood...And, #ProtoBluebells; #MyLittleBigBuddy is #VeryExcited...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-03-24

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with a #BiscuitsUpdate...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNopeℒ️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #JustAsWell that #NoOneCares; because #Reasons and #RacistHomophobes... | #NoSurprises

#Meanwhile... #SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayFortySix and #TheStorySoFar...

#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammersℒ️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaffℒ️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]

#TheBiscuitSituationℒ️ is #StillStable and #Hooray for #NotLotRO...

With a #SparklyPony... And, #FancyHats...

#IT's #HotHotHot...!

#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

πŸ§™βš•οΈπŸ€–:wolfparty:β€‹πŸ€–βš•οΈπŸ§™ | πŸ”₯🦹🎩🐻🎩🦹πŸ”₯

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-03-21

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFourtyFourBillionDollarVanityProjectNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer; because, #IT's a #DatingSite...

#SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject has #CompletelyForgotten about #TheFootball...

πŸŽΆβ€‹ Your own...

πŸŽΆβ€‹ Inflatable...

πŸŽΆβ€‹ Jesus...

#RobotInflatableJesusLovesYou

πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | πŸͺπŸ¦ΉπŸš€πŸ¦„πŸš€πŸ¦ΉπŸͺ

#IF you #DontKnow what you're #LookingAt; #Then, #YouJustDontKnow... That must #SuckForYou...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-03-19

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBiscuitTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess.... #FrequentlyFewer... With the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast, #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

#IT's #ThatTime... #Again...

We will #AlsoAlsoAdd... #MakeTimeForBiscuits...

#TheBiscuitSituationℒ️ is #This... #IT's #TotallyOrganic...

#YouKnow...

#OfAllTheChores of #BeingRetired, #CoffeeGrinding is #Still #OneOfMyFavourites...

#TrueFact | #StillTrueℒ️​

We're also #Still #FineForDiesel... #WeAllWantBiscuits...

πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | β˜•πŸŽ πŸ¦ΉπŸ»πŸ¦ΉπŸŽ β˜•

#CoffeeGrinding...#Still #CoffeeGrinding...#MagickBeans... #InACup...#WeAllWantBiscuits... #So... 

#MakeTimeForBiscuits...
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-03-17

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I were in #TheOutside and we met a #Couple of #TheOtherBoys for #Lunch; we #AteSushi (#ShopBought #NotHomeMade) and got #SomeMoreBiscuits; because, we're #Loving #TheBiscuits... #Especially since we're #OutAndAbout...

#IT's #AllAboutTheBiscuits...

And, we're #Still #FineForDiesel... #IT's #OnlyMonday... There will be #SomeMore #HittingWithHammers... #Soonishℒ️

πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–:wolfparty:β€‹πŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | πŸ£πŸŽ πŸ¦ΉπŸ¦„πŸ¦ΉπŸŽ πŸ£

The #PrideOrange #WarMachine #MakesFriends... #VeryEasily...Did we #Decide on a #BringYourBestWelliesToWorkDay...?#Still #FineForDiesel...#Lunch and #Biscuits for #Two #SixFooters; for under GBΒ£20 - #AllIn - #Bargain!
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-03-17

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDerangedManiacsNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#TourismDown in #TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

We're #NotBothered; because we're #MostlyEuropean... In #MostlyEurope... #StayingEuropean

πŸ§™:europe:πŸ€–:wolfparty:πŸ€–:europe:πŸ§™ | β˜•οΈπŸ¦Ή:fediverse:πŸ¦„:fediverse:πŸ¦Ήβ˜•

A #NewsAggregation about #DerangedManiacs...#Tourists
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-03-17

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with a #BiscuitsUpdate...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNopeℒ️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #JustAsWell that #NoOneCares; because #Reasons and #RacistHomophobes... | #NoSurprises

#Meanwhile... #SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayFortyThree and #TheStorySoFar...

#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammersℒ️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaffℒ️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]

#TheBiscuitSituationℒ️ is #StillStable and #Hooray for #NotLotRO...

With a #SparklyPony... And, #FancyHats...

#Fancy a little #MeteorStrike or #Two...? And #MoreMeteors...

#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

πŸ§™βš•οΈπŸ€–:wolfparty:β€‹πŸ€–βš•οΈπŸ§™ | πŸ”₯🦹πŸͺ🐻πŸͺ🦹πŸ”₯

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