#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #MovieNight...

With #TheBFF #SafelyEnsconced in #Thailand #Courtesy of our #TravelPartners, #Emirates who didn't #Crash #AnotherOne of their #Airbus #A380(s)...

Our #WestWingMarathon is in a #TemporalSuspension until #TheReturnOfTheBFF...

We got as far as #TheEulogy for #JohnSpencer (#Actor) and #LeoMcGarry (#FictionalWarCriminal) and we #ConsideredIT a #FineMoment to #TakeAPause...

#InTheMeantime; we have #Movies to #Choose... #Sammidges to #Eat... #Beer to #Drink...

And, there is #StillNoHope of us #EverWatching #Strictly... #WhateverThatIs...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingScottishOdysseyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; maybe a #BitBlustery, which is #Normal for #DefinitelyAutumn...

There's a #SlightChangeOfPlan... #MyDrinkingBuddies in #Aberdeen have #Decided that they want to #MeetUp in the #CairngormsNationalPark; #So... #That's what we're #GoingToDo...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has enjoyed his #LittleTrip to the #RSPBLochLeven #NatureReserve; #AlmostAsMuch as #Crossing #TheForthBridge...

There is #GoodScotch in #TheVeryNearFuture... And, #BaconSammidges...

#SwingBy; I'll #Stick #TheKettleOn...

#ForTheEngineering...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPostSundayNapNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with a #ThisArmageddonBritain #Update...

#TheLatest #CrisisResponseService in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom doesn't #Work...

#NothingHappened and #TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I all #SleptThrough #Today's #Armageddon; because #SundayNaps...

There could well be #AnotherArmageddon #Tomorrow...

#WhoKnows... #NoOneCares...

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#MaybeTomorrow from #TheLittlestHobo:

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#BreakingNews: #TheGhostOfPopeFrancis is #StillDead; #JustLike #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance...

And, #IT's #PissingDown [#TechnicalTerm]...

#DontPanic; there are #Biscuits in #TheFuture...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, #IT's #TrueTrueTuesday #Update...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #JollyExcited about #TheNextSeason of #DiabloIVWorld; he's going to be #Running a #NewBuild through #IT... #JustForFun... He's #Decided that we're going to #Do: #TheDruid... #Again; but, a #Werebear...

#WhereBear...? #ThereBear...!

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

We should #Probably have #AnotherPrideMonth soon... #Soonish™️

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles | #LookAtTheEvidence

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, #IT's #TheWeekend with a #FunTimeFriday #Update...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #JollyExcited about #TheNextSeason of #DiabloIVWorld; he's going to be #Running a #NewBuild through #IT... #JustForFun... He hasn't #Decided yet which #Class he'll #Play; but, #IT's going to be a #GoodOne...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

#HappyPrideMonthPeople; we should #Probably have #AnotherPrideMonth soon... #Soonish™️

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyPrideMonthNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #AnotherPrideMonth...

#Someone has #UpsetTheVolcano; #So, #YouTube has #RunOut of #KittenVideos...

#LookAtTheEvidence... #PostHocErgoPropterHoc

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, and #SomeWeather...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable... There are also #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that #IT's #SaladWeather; #So... We're #AllEatingSalad... #WarmSnozzidgeSalad... With #Snozzidges...

#TrueStory... #IT's #NotEven a #TrueTrueTuesday; #IT's #OnlyMonday... But, #IT's #StillTrue™️

#BewareTheWidgets...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerBeerInTheTalesFromTheRoseGardenNotNews... With #Beer...

#LetsPlay: #RosesNotRoses...!

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#IT's a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #IT's #StillThere... #JustInCase #YouForgot...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #TheJoyOfTypos...

#One of #TheNiceThings about #TheJoyOfTypos is that #CarlyRaeJepson is a #Typo and #NoOneCares... #NoOneDied... #AtLeast; #NoOne we #KnowOf...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#IT's a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #IT's #StillThere... #JustInCase #YouForgot...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyPrideMonthNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #AnotherPrideMonth...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Made an #Observation that the #WestWingMarathon seems to #Stall at #SeasonFive... There's #NoShortage of #MeatyStorylines; but, #IT's #MissingSomething...

#Mostly... #TheGoodHumour...

#IT's #OK; I've #Assured #MyLittleBigBuddy that #SeasonSix #PicksUp...

#Meanwhile... #MappAndLucia is a #Thing... #WatchIT; #DontWatchIT... #Or... #ReadTheBooks...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #Biscuits...

#Still: #BusyBeingBatman...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFuntimeFridayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #RarelyExceeding #MaximumLoadTolerances...

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT was in #TheDailyMail...

#SadiqOfTheDead

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBadLoserDenNotNews with #TheGhostOfMisterDen #Update...

#TheGhostOfMisterDen has forgotten #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #Law:

"If you don't like what #Someone has to #Say, #AccuseThem of being:

• A #Nazi;
• A #Paedophile; and,
• #DontForget to #Plagiarise #SomeoneElse’s #Fakebook / #RedditPosts."

And, #TheFediverseRemembers

#TrueStory... #StillTrue™️

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #Biscuits...

#MyLittleBigBuddy's foray with the #Spiritborn has been #QuiteGoodFun; the #CosmeticDetailing is #VeryNice...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #FancyHats...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingLittleTommyTankerNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, #IT's #LittleTommyTanker...

#SpaceKarenX has a #DreamDate #LinedUp:

• Some #TerribleCars;
• A #DeadRocket; and,
• #LotsAndLots of #Fentanyl...

#Party...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #PissingDown [#TechnicalTerm] in #TheOutside; but, that's #OK... We've #GotBiscuits and there's #AnotherFreshPotOfCoffee... #OnTheGo...

#KeepCalm; there was a #Prophecy...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #Biscuits and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #QuiteSunny; but, there is #AlsoRain in #TheOutside and we're #AllUpdaticated, and #TheOmen is #Still... #SuperCool...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTheWeekendNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, #IT's #TheWeekend...

Are you #LongWeekendReady... | #LookNoQuestionMark

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