#OMFG

Eric Jennings */3pumiquxt@sfba.social
2026-01-28

I just opened a jar of smoked Kalamata olives #OMFG

Dr. Fortyseven 🥃 █▓▒░fortyseven@defcon.social
2026-01-28

OH SHIT YOU GUYS, IT'S HAPPENING

#halflife #gaming #omfg

__void__ ( ) -> None:WillyECoyote69@mstdn.social
2026-01-20

Looking forward towards next #IHIPNews show reflecting this press briefing .... 🍿

#OMFG

2026-01-16

i really don't know what to say hearing apologists starting to demote epstein cuz he was into sex trafficking _teenagers_ so he's not _really_ a pedophile?! they use phrases like "barely legal".

i don't know how to explain "barely legal" means "legal", and 14-17 is not?

#uspol #omfg

learn English and assimilate, you pedo-protecting perverts. Can we deport these mouth-breathers or something? send them back to the middle ages? 🤪

Miha Markičmihamarkic
2026-01-07

ZDA ne izključujejo možnosti vojaškega prevzema Grenlandije. Rubio miri, da je cilj nakup otoka.

2026-01-05

@harld #OMFG #LOL Fijn om vandaag 'thuis te zijn

:awesome:🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉nemo@mas.to
2025-12-19

Wow this is hilarious hahah xD #rofl #omfg

:awesome:🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉nemo@mas.to
2025-12-16

@caitp Hahha #omfg #stop xD 🤣🤣🤣 edit: The hashtag stop was ironicall viewer discretion is advised xD

:awesome:🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉nemo@mas.to
2025-12-12

#Oblivion #NPC Old #Breton arrests you for possessing Moon Sugar #satire #rofl xD hhahahah #omfg #yt

youtube.com/watch?v=dUZldWEPxIc

Gandalf for sure hasn't aged very swell xD

:awesome:🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉nemo@mas.to
2025-12-01

I should maybe check songs before posting them xD hahaha #omfg 🤦

:awesome:🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉nemo@mas.to
2025-11-05
Sport Ponies 🐎🐴🍁sportponies.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2025-10-27

He's so smart he knows what a #Tiger #Elephant & #Giraffe looks like #WHAT #OMFG WOW could have fooled me! 😂🤣😅 #BrainDEAD 😊

2025-10-02

Alder! Wer guckt jetzt zu Hause "Judge Dredd" ?! 😎🤗🤗🤗

#omfg
#homealone
#unnerbuchsomkopp

🍉🍉🍉Skrædder iYongSun@helvede.net
2025-09-24

Efter at have læst beskrivelsen af Jonathan Spangs overgreb rækker en undskyldning ikke rigtig. #OMFG

ghost_shit: antifa AFghost_shit@aus.social
2025-09-16

I tried to warn everybody that his first term was just testing the waters, and that his second term would be ramped-up brutality, stupidity, and chaos tenfold...

#OMFG

kurtshkurtsh
2025-09-15

"And y'know, I think winning the Emmy was the WORST THING that ever happened to me. And the nominees are..." - Jennifer Coolidge
🤣

Axomamma, Antifa's cousin*Axomamma@mastodon.online
2025-08-30

"Q Now, there was an issue between you and Eric's mother as well. Is that fair to say?
A Only once there was an issue.
Q And what was that issue?
A When her brother died in my camper of an overdose.
Q And she blamed you, right?
A Yes, she did.
Q And that kind of was the biggest issue between the family, was that individual dying of an overdose in your camper.
A No."

#OMFG

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