#OddReasonsToCrowdFund

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2025-03-15
the well and the tree πŸ„thewellandthetree@pagan.plus
2025-03-15

help me buy my robot army some girlscout cookies. πŸ˜”πŸ€–πŸͺ

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"Hi, our campaign needs crowdfunding to set up a new crowdfunding platform!"

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2025-03-15

: To see if any 2 serial numbers match. You may stop when I find a pair. 


Carl AnthonyAutoVisionNews
2025-03-15

"Help make improvements to Camp Granada for summer 2025."


2025-03-15

#OddReasonsToCrowdFund #HashtagGames Raising ransom money for my French Bulldog.

Megan Marie Hartmeganmariehart
2025-03-15

Crowd
Crowd
Let it all out
Pay for the things I canβ€˜t do without
Come on
I’m counting on you
Come on




2025-03-15

Construction of a vault to survive the apocalypse (VaultTec not involved) #OddReasonsToCrowdFund #HashtagGames

Currently clean on OPSEC 🀒fuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.host
2025-03-15

#OddReasonsToCrowdFund #HashTagGames Fediverse Chick has expensive tastes.

NWBisonπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡²πŸ‡©πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ•NWBison
2025-03-15

: My horse peed on some Dude’s rug and I need to pay the hoss piddle bill. 


NWBisonπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡²πŸ‡©πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ•NWBison
2025-03-15

: My ducks’ bills are out of spec β€” I need to pay for legal bills. 


Jason844Jason844
2025-03-15

@NWBison

Teach the f***ing idiots how to drive in/around a traffic circle and show some curtesy to others...


NWBisonπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡²πŸ‡©πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ•NWBison
2025-03-15

: Install DON’T STOP signs in traffic circles


2025-03-15

My Illudium Q36 Space Modulator, the earthling has stolen it.


Currently clean on OPSEC 🀒fuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.host
2025-03-15

#OddReasonsToCrowdFund #HashTagGames Search for the missing β€œA” branch of Boston’s Green Line.

Currently clean on OPSEC 🀒fuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.host
2025-03-15

#OddReasonsToCrowdFund #HashTagGames Build a new Mastodon server for @mookie

(This is funny given the number of ones he has built already)

Currently clean on OPSEC 🀒fuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.host
2025-03-15

#OddReasonsToCrowdFund #HashTagGames Establish a Nobel Prize for Mastodon Shitposting

2025-03-15

So technically this was for a comic book, but just imagine if you don't read past the red word.πŸ˜…

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*Yes, this is real. It's by A Sound of Thunder, a geeky metal band.

From A Sound of Thunder's Kickstarter campaign for their Queen of Hell project. 

"Tier 16 The band performs your abortion $3,500

"Not your unborn child's. [in red:] YOURS.
"We will come to your home - virtually or in person - and perform "your abortion" live for you. You will help us write it and the sone will make it abundantly clear why - even in your 137th trimester - you gotta go.

"You will also receive the only recording of the song that is yours and yours alone to do with as you please!"
Currently clean on OPSEC 🀒fuzzface@epsilon-ix.masto.host
2025-03-15

#OddReasonsToCrowdFund #HashTagGames Shock collars for the 1% that go off whenever they do some immoral/illegal.

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