It must be quite embarrassing for a #Border #Patrol #Agent to find out getting hit with a #sandwich isn't felony assault on a law enforcement officer who is wearing a bulletproof vest.
That LE Agent really must be a #simpleton, both physically and mentally, to say he smelled #onions and #mustard as the damages he incurred.
He's just an asshole in my opinion. But if he isn't an asshole, then simpleton works well also. Maybe a simpleton asshole?
https://www.npr.org/2025/11/06/nx-s1-5600772/trump-justice-federal-surge-subway-sandwich




















