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Fake News You Missed on 23 June 2025:

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I’m not at war
So don’t regret it
It’s just a Nobel crave I’m going through
And just because
I bomb your stuff
Don’t get me wrong, don’t think that I’ll invade
I'm not at war, no no, it's because..

I’d like to free you
But then again
That wouldn't mean there’d be much left of you
So if I bomb you
Don't raise your fist
Don't tell the world I’m just a terrorist
I'm not at war, no no, it's because..

Ooh this was a great time for me
Ooh it was a great time

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“Don’t you think you can catch a Pint-O-Matic-2A engine by just getting him into the range of your tractor beam and then pull. Even if you’re strong enough, you never get around the intrusion blockers unless you wipe the complete memory and then, what is it good for? You cannot choose a pinto, the pinto chooses you. You need to find a resonance frequency in the…“

“… internal network and send an equivalent signal to the radio radio interface.“

“You’re absolutely right. How did you know?“

“You already told us, Rob. But we were actually talking about how to hold up the weekly cargo tube.“

“The – what?“

“Cargo tube, Rob. It’s passing by in ninety minutes and we need a plan.“

“Oh, just a … – brzzzzzz – er… – re-cali-bra-ting-con-text-pro-to-col… – well, that’s easy. We just distract the driving entity with a fake distress signal, fire everything we got until the shields give in and then rip off the hull until we have the plutonium core. No big thing. But then, how do we get away with it after using such a load of bad engineering? It’s not like riding away on your engine and off-we-go! You know, the Big Components Supply never forgets what you’ve done…“

“Bill?“

“Yep?“

“Can’t we just turn him off?“

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