Lmst

#Pandermonium

@xinicit @LibertyForward1
Boss: Xavier, you never submitted your time travel sheet! It was due next Thursday!
*He starts rubbing mayonnaise in his hair to get rid of the Time Lice.*
#pandermonium
#mastoprov

A stuffed animal of a lice but’s cute and fluffy and white. It has three legs on each side, two fangs in front, two black eyes with brown around them looking at you with love. It looks like a plush version of the Cootie game creature.

@xinicit
Thanks! Hmm…maybe I shouldn’t re-examine my life in these terms.
#pondermonium
#pandermonium

A cute little Joey, a baby kangaroo, with a grass background. His right hand up to his mouth and the right arm grabbing the left elbow in a thinking pose. What are you pondering little kangaroo?

@xinicit You helped write that. I’m just riffing off of you. We’re all just one big Mastodon Improv Troupe.
#Pandermonium
#YesAnd
#MastoProv

A tiny little fluffy white kitten that is so cute it makes you want to rub it in your face for hours, which will not be good for your allergies.

@xinicit At first I thought you wrote, “I don’t write jokes that PANDA.” Oh, I’m sorry, did I put this here?
#Panda #Pander
#Pandermonium

Picture of giant cute cuddly black and white panda, looking at the camera, just waiting for you to take them home and share with others with stars and boosts.

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